Game Thread Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox

[Surly Bevo 25159]

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Tcu won a bunch of bullshit lucky ass garbage they had no business winning last year and made the title game. Just win. 

This

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

And LOL.  I'm watching the end of the aggy game.  They lost as flukily as we won.  There were two plays on Ole Miss's last drive in which the QBs arm was hit, causing the ball to float 30 feet in the air for anyone to catch.  The 2nd ended up being a PI on aggy.  

[Js1 85583]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Yea, we play down to the suckiness.  None of those games are definite wins.  They will all be competitive 

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I'd lick the paint off that girls ass even if it was leaded.

[GreenspointTexas 9677]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. 

Omg this

[Laxtonto 12121]

Penalties      7-40    10-51

[runthebone 8047]

Better than losing

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

[Pancho 45011]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint

[ztejas 43540]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Don't listen to me I'm full of shit. 

[Laxtonto 12121]

[Pam Cummings 9671]

3 words

 

Never a doubt

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

9 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

8 win Sark

Eight win Esteban. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Maalik Murphy has to start keeping it a few times on zone read. He can walk for 10 to 15 yards. It takes zero athleticism for him to get free yards. 

I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason. 

[Thatguy 8874]

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Hate to say it, but this team definitely has another loss in them this season.

I'm skeptical they can even get past TCU and ISU unscathed.  Then they have to not choke against the Gooners in the title game.  All with a backup QB who doesn't know his elbow from his asshole when it comes to running an offense and completing passes.  And with Sark giving opposing teams every chance in the world with poor decisions.

They've had all season to figure shit out and play mistake free football.  They haven't done it once yet.  I doubt they magically turn it around now.  Who knows though.  Maybe we get lucky like in this game.

Ewers they will likely be fine.

[PilotsError 2321]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

Did you miss Houston and KState?

[Shaggyhorn 641]

[Js1 85583]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

This. Worse QBs have beaten us the past decade. Finally we can roll one out and win 

[El Squared 1813]

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I need those to cry into 

Or some other liquid….

[ztejas 43540]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Did you miss the 35-6 drubbing of BYU?

Dude there's no talking sense into these people.

[Minute Bull 279]

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It’s amazing how many times this team has looked to be on the way to absolute domination, an absolute blowout, only to take their feet COMPLETELY off the gas and let inferior competition have a pulse.  Figure that out, and we can start talking playoffs

Yes. I think it is half failure to make adjustments like the opponents seem to always do, and half Sark’s personality. Dude just isn’t a stone cold killer, more of a mad scientist.

[JFKFC 4891]

It was the most ridiculous ending to the most ridiculous game I've ever seen. Wow.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

An incredibly ugly game, but at least the main reason they looked terrible is because Maalik is (right now) an absolute spaz at QB. Maybe with Ewers or Arch they win this comfortably. 

With Ewers, we win 48-10. With Manning, we win 38-17.

Oh, and Klieman choked

Edited November 4, 2023 by Irish Wrist Watch

[StassneyHorn 6641]

Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down

[GreenspointTexas 9677]

Im happy that we won, but if u reverse coachinf staffs, texas wins by 21+

[Js1 85583]

Just now, PilotsError said:

Did you miss Houston and KState?

K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week

[Rip76 4947]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat a ranked team with our back up QB. We aren’t dropping 2 spots. Stop being a pussy

Yep.  If Georgia loses, I see us moving up.

[Slacks 6862]

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Out route to that chubby white fullback, UT was all over it. Literally the only place Howard looked to throw, because he fucking sucks. 

I saw that, but that can't be the whole play. 

[Valmy77 13273]

Well we usually lost those games in the past so...I guess that's a plus.

It was an awesome game to be at at least even if we embarrassed ourselves at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

[Covri 6253]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Like I said…

Nobody gives a fu…. Oh username, my bad, Fuccboi

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Just now, El Squared said:

Or some other liquid….

Yes. So wet, wet pink that leaks 

[GreenspointTexas 9677]

Just now, Js1 said:

K State is not garbage. UH was bad, yes. We all know it. We turned it around quickly the next week

Ksu isnt garbage, but they are dropping 1-2 more before the end of the season

[SHOOTER12 8830]

Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threesome with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK...

I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate,  he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard.

Edited November 4, 2023 by SHOOTER12
Damned auto correct

[52-80 19257]

6 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

So you aren't going to clean out your vagina? You are gross.

Such a clever boy you are!

[Codaxx 5857]

Not sure I have ever seen a game end 33-30 game and felt like the defense came through. Welcome to Texas football 

Edited November 4, 2023 by Codaxx

[Stunns38 3559]

RIP my blood pressure 

That’s why I had to turn it off in the 4th. Seriously, this is bad for my mental health.

[Ashylarry 265]

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most 

[Js1 85583]

1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Eight win Esteban. 

I still like “30 point Steve” as the trend continues of not scoring less than 30 this year 

[MH BEVO 1265]

I think the issue is Maalik has a NIL with a cardiologist. 
In all seriousness if QE is back next week then Maalik did his part. Also, CLEARLY Auburn is a fine kicker… we should use him. 

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hope Quinn is back next week so we don't have to see Maalik. He is so, so bad. We might as well just see what Arch has. He has a perfect rating for a reason. 

Yeah, Arch can't be any worse if he just protects the football. 

 

[Lhorn 4966]

DL and Bert “straight money” Auburn bowing up for the win.  

[David Dennison 18948]

9 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two 

Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog?

Edited November 4, 2023 by David Dennison

[sith_horn 2407]

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Never thought I would say this, scoreboard MoFo’s

it feels dirty saying it

[Hookem2147 21359]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Maalik actually had some great throws in the second half and moved chains with Adonai and Worthy. The clear and obvious fuck up sucked on the screen pass, but he moves the offense and deep balls looked great. If Johntay doesn't trip who knows what that result would have been. This game would have been over if we bank our first half FGs, instead of selfishly trying to improve your red zone stats by going on 4th down

Dude. He was not good outside of the first quarter. Period. He threw two INT’s and it honestly should have been 3 or 4. He needed a cutoff man for several more.

I’m not apologizing for the win but he isn’t ready and it’s obvious.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

This game got close because our front seven got tired of carrying the team on their backs during those consecutive turnovers 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Yeah, Arch can't be any worse if he just protects the football. 

 

This. All of this. 

[EuroHorn 3268]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It’s Euro Horn. His life is centered around being eternally pessimistic a la Greenspoint

The last 15 years of longhorn football is hard to forget.  But I guess we’re back. 

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

Just now, Ashylarry said:

Don't sleep in ISU, they had some early season struggles..but they've been rolling through conference play. We play them @Iowa State. That game worries me the most 

Can we knock it off with the worrying for just 24 hours please?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Didn't we go up in the polls after Coog?

No, I think we stayed the same 

Or OU lost and that's why we moved up.

Edited November 4, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[Valmy77 13273]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. 
Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy. 

Yep. That was a fun fucking win. We sucked but whatever. Survive and advance.