University of Arizona and the curious case of the missing quarter billion dollars

[Earl Haffler 637]

5 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."

nice car

[tx 3 putt 78677]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

U of A OnlyFans... deficit made up in record time

U of A sugar baby services 

[msucolt45 4227]

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Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!

[Alien Octopus 665]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

1, 2, 3? I guess? Hottest last place finisher ever.

Comes down to labia on these three. Are you partial to a clean panini or an Arby Barbie?

[YGIFS 19458]

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!

I am morbidly looking forward to the courtroom sketch artist's drawing of her at her upcoming fraud trial.  

[dcar00 14963]

15 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

nice car

what car?

[Deej 77821]

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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[General Specific 3507]

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Sounds like she needs to put some skin in the game after coming up short. What’s her revenue projection with her Only Fans account?

[PTINS 3520]

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Is she related to Merton Hanks? 

or maybe Deep Throat?

[General Specific 3507]

Yea I don’t get how you miss that badly. But the cause seems pretty clear, they have been giving any student with half a brain a free education. Sucks to suck. 
“If you look at the band from 3.75 GPA to 4.0, there are a lot of students here that pay nothing,” he said. “We lose money on every one.”

Ass, gas or grass! No one ride for free!!!

[High Plains Drifter 11187]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wood.

I'm not proud of it, but yeah.

 

Hitting that is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

4 hours ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Having done my graduate work at that University I can confirm both the ridiculously distracting level of talent on campus and also the staggering level of stupidity on that campus.

Students from Arizona are far outnumbered by rejects of the Cal and Texas programs. I couldn't tell you how many unreadable, incoherent essays I came across while grading for 3rd and 4th year classes. And these were students in communication science and linguistics courses.

 

Spent a semester there in grad school 20 or so years ago. I can double confirm the talent is fantastic. 

 

[RoyalBevo21 935]

13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice neck - a lot to consider.

Hook’em!!!

God, now I can't unsee it. 

[Pokoloco 1298]

Maybe we can buy Fifita? That might help them a little.

and us a lot.

[Eugene11 379]

19 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."

Post more of this

18 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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geez. What has this site come to.

[nnm 37905]

14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Sounds like someone didn't understand what $(000) means at the top of the financial statement.

She just mixed up the m and mm at the end of numbers. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

29 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Post more of this

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geez. What has this site come to.

Lisa has still got it, might be worth throwing the hat in the ring for some conjugal visits after she gets thrown in the slammer for fraud

['stache 22133]

14 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

nice car

And sweet headlights.

[Pato del Muerto 53500]

Could be one of those M vs MM mixups

[Blotto 24019]

On 11/9/2023 at 3:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

Look, I've banged a bunch of hot CFO broads, and can tell you the one above really likes to get down, get nasty.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

On 11/9/2023 at 3:13 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

How fired does the UA CFO have to be for messing up finances by a quarter billion?

 

fired?  i think you're mistaken.

the CFO has management qualities in spades.

failing up is the norm.

 

[AnTiM 1695]

Obviously the person who made this mistake is the same one who forgot to convert meters to yards on the failed Mars mission.

['stache 22133]

22 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

He was kidding, they don’t hire women.

['stache 22133]

On 11/9/2023 at 8:05 PM, Deej said:

 

How dare you. Alice Murphy is a fucking goddess. I get hard just thinking about getting yelled at by her.

[Dnaguy 12630]

Just now, 'stache said:

How dare you. Alice Murphy is a fucking goddess. I get hard just thinking about getting yelled at by her.

[Handcruser 2815]

*checking to see if their CFO went to Mays at Aggy. I’ll be right back. I’ve got a good feeling about this…….

[YGIFS 19458]

can't imbed this, but "Lisa!  Major glitch in accounting.  Lotta money missing!" 

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[ButtFumble 5287]

https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/104179

their athletics program is a mess

these are the academic side transfers (exclusive of student fees) that AU has had over the last 5 years

$27,866,490

$53,313,313

$11,792,618

$19,989,794

$11,331,638

totals to $124,293,853 in 5 years exclusive of the $12 million or so in student fees

in 2022 their athletics department also had $129,770,000 in debt and the debt service was $11,468,006

most of the PAC 12 is in the poor shape and some are worse