maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

But explain this then:

 

tough guys don't want their wives to know they are as cockoo as a cockoo clock. duh.

[Blotto 23560]

8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I read on the Interwebs that she was only dating him for his playoff bonus:

Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

[elfenix 34331]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Would…..check ID

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

[DixonHur 11347]

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

[Red Five 40879]

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

Then holy shit she's hot.

[Underdog 28762]

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

[RDCanecutter 26461]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Taylor is worth over a billion dollars. She’s not doing this for money on the table. 

Probably losing money slumming around with sweaty NFL types.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

58 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

True story. When my daughter was born, she looked NOTHING like my wife. If she hadn't looked so much like my side of the family we'd have been worried about babies swapped in the hospital. (Personality is definitely related to Mom in the decade since tho.) One relative even asked, "Is she your wife's?"

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Few years ago I saw a lady eating a bowl of ramen while driving.

 

SMDH

Only someone with donkey brains would do that.

[RDCanecutter 26461]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

True story. When my daughter was born, she looked NOTHING like my wife. If she hadn't looked so much like my side of the family we'd have been worried about babies swapped in the hospital. (Personality is definitely related to Mom in the decade since tho.) One relative even asked, "Is she your wife's?"

De Efpañol y Albina, Torna  atras.

 

[Incredulity 11681]

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Its evolution, bra.

is that what makes Taylor look rude sometimes?

[DixonHur 11347]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

This is true.  I was born with a lung issue, so they had to whisk me away for oxygen, and when they returned, they gave my mother the wrong baby, but she knew right away...or so she claimed.

[South Austin 52536]

53 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

I have no idea who Nick Adams is, but I absolutely think there are plenty of Americans who would seriously make this comment.

[Ten Bears 2483]

17 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Well, only if you do it with a dick in your mouth 

But what if it is your dick?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

or someone is making her do it for publicity

It's likely because of the kernel of truth that often exists in some theories (in order to make them appear believable). Most of us recognize that PR relationships are definitely a 'thing' in the entertainment industry, even formally written up etc. Promoting a movie, album, and so on with the celebs 'breaking up' sometime after the premier or release. It's a hot topic among fans and drives the side industries that thrive on the speculation. Swift and/or Kelce can date/marry whomever they wish and that's their business as long as no crimes (underage, DV, etc) are committed, whatever their relationship, this one got crossed over into the culture wars and that in itself drives more side industries. Bread and circuses for all.

[Hookah Horns 3083]

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.

Don't know wtf you're looking at or talking about. If you're saying people only think Taylor is hot bc of her makeup, hair, and confidence, that's hilarious. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Don't know wtf you're looking at or talking about. If you're saying people only think Taylor is hot bc of her makeup, hair, and confidence, that's hilarious. 

Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

12 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

De Efpañol y Albina, Torna  atras.

 

If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!

[softlynow 1816]

58 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Hold up..... are you under the impression that Nick Adams isnt a satire/troll account? 

I don't have time to deep dive twitter accounts, so it's unclear to me that this is not the real Nick Adams. I've had the displeasure of hearing Mr. Alpha Male speak in person on more than one occassion (don't ask), and based on my memory of those speeches, that twitter account posts exactly the kind of idiotic drivel he would say and which his infinitely gullible audience eats up. His victims undoubtedly believe TS to be a money-grubbing whore.

[RDCanecutter 26461]

7 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!

One of the other 8 kids will be a boy.

[DDD Dad 14346]

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

where else you gonna masturbate??  Don't be a weirdo. 

Username checks out.

[Macanudo 13005]

26 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

But what if it is your dick?

Good question, Ten Bears Fucking.

[Rimbo 26031]

42 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its evolution, bra. Woman knows for a fact the kid is hers regardless of who it looks like because she squeezed it out. So she takes care of it.

Kids resemble their dads early on so dad knows it is his. So he helps take care of it. Thus dad's and mom's genes get passed on. 

 

of course kids often DO look like their mother JUST IN CASE the father isn't the husband

[DixonHur 11347]

26 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.

It's the up-turned pig like snout and roundish face that hurts mom in the HS pic.  Taylor largely avoided that misfortune and consequently is much better looking.

[Rimbo 26031]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Profile says 21 carry on my dudes 

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

[Neonmoon 38130]

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Good question, Ten Bears Fucking.

Ten Bears Fucking is a good band name. 

[dcbc 14498]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

[Rimbo 26031]

44 minutes ago, dcbc said:

hmmm, that reminds me... still need to see season 3

[Rimbo 26031]

46 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

hmmm, that reminds me... still need to see season 3

I mean, if we're on the topic of hot as balls over-30 tall blonde singers who make football even more worth watching, this is totally on topic:

 

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2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

But what if it is your dick?

that means you are one lucky guy.

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43 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

I mean, if we're on the topic of hot as balls over-30 tall blonde singers who make football even more worth watching, this is totally on topic:

 

my wife doesn't really go for blondes, but she loves her some tall, aggressive women, with slightly pronounced facial features. She comments every damn Lasso episode about her. I have to admit, I felt some relief when she drooled after this one.

[elfenix 34331]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, well, so did Traci Lords'.

Once upon a time in the valley was a pretty decent podcast

 

[SaucyJack 3499]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

I mean, if we're on the topic of hot as balls over-30 tall blonde singers who make football even more worth watching, this is totally on topic:

I guess 49 is the new 30.

 

 

[safe sex 11739]

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

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['stache 21827]

If its a conspiracy why didn't Kelce catch the game winning td?

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

counterpoint: she's worth over a billion dollars because everything she does is for money on the table.

She’s not getting paid to attend football games.

[Born to Run 6569]

She’s not getting paid to attend football games.

I think his point was wealthy people never stop making money, and any attention is an opportunity to make new fans, get more streaming dollars, sell more merch, and continue to spread her witchcraft that is dividing our country.

[956 Worldwide 34742]

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If its a conspiracy why didn't Kelce catch the game winning td?

That would have tipped the CIA script-writers’ hands. Much more subtle and believable to have Kelce be the guy who sets up the guy. 

[DDD Dad 14346]

4 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

But what if it is your dick?

I’d never leave the house?

[Chopper 17242]

Her live version of Drops of Jupiter is exceptional.

 

[Huckleberry 33057]

31 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

What about if it's about how she doesn't look like she'll ever take me to dinner? 

[Gatorubet 30278]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

De Efpañol y Albina, Torna  atras.

 

Cabrera has the dude thinking the bird is the father. 

[Dutchrudder 11150]

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

I think his point was wealthy people never stop making money, and any attention is an opportunity to make new fans, get more streaming dollars, sell more merch, and continue to spread her witchcraft that is dividing our country.

I can be a witch too please?

[bolverk 29705]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

My ex-wife is a tall, blonde, blue-eyed ice queen type. I'm, therefore, somewhat obligated to be no longer attracted to the same. 

[elfenix 34331]

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Then holy shit she's hot.

also, snake tattoo on her forearm and hand.  so, definitely give her 3putt's number.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Stg if one of you says anything derogatory about Hannah Waddingham's looks..

She’s no Hannah Montana!  

[safe sex 11739]

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

She’s no Hannah Montana!  

Miley is also v hot

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

I’m not arguing, just saying.  Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness.  Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene.  I’m happy with my status quo.  

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

Josh Allen is/was dating Hailee Steinfeld. She’s not TSwift, but she has her own music and has a long media career in TV and movies. 

And she’s really hot.