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1 hour ago, troph said:

I've decided I want the team who's star player won't thank God to win from here on out. there was no team to chose sunday. both QBs think God loves them more than the other guy.

God only loves the winners. You can tell who is going to heaven by who wins the last round of football games and gives the glory, such grand glory! a football game win!, to the Big G.

I think I was victorious in my last game back in 9th grade. God will bless me even though he destroyed my right knee in the subsequent years.

Too bad, suckers.

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Posted
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I mean, you know why. "Fox man said I not supposed to like vaccine man and liberal woman. Psyop is a word I just learned."

I think that must be how the worst of the Aggies, the redasses I suppose, justify repeating things that they know are not true about Texas. Weird.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.

Posted
10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Wait . . . is football gay?

 

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

A popular girl dating a football player is unprecedented in American history, imo. 

Hell this was predicted back in the 2010 Movie Valentine's Day

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Posted
5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

A popular girl dating a football player is unprecedented in American history, imo. 

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We're through the looking glass here, people

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Posted
28 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Has anyone else noticed how all the consistently weirdest guys talk a lot about how they don’t think Taylor Swift is attractive?

We’re about two pages away from a dozen surly posters declaring, “Taylor is nowhere near as hot as my girlfriend who totally goes to a different high school.  We met at Niagara Falls and i don’t even watch the NFL or Swift concerts cause I’m too busy finger blasting her.’

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Posted
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

A popular girl dating a football player is unprecedented in American history, imo. 

Josh Allen is/was dating Hailee Steinfeld. She’s not TSwift, but she has her own music and has a long media career in TV and movies. 

Posted
18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

A popular girl dating a football player is unprecedented in American history, imo. 

I thought I was the only guy who played football to impress chicks.

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Side question for us olds...why are like 80% of TikTok videos shot while sitting in a car?

I have a few theories:

  1. Car is cleaner/nicer than their house/apartment
  2. Car is quiet and decent acoustics.  House is noisy, someone in the background is yelling at the kids
  3. They have a phone holder on the dash. 
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Posted
9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Side question for us olds...why are like 80% of TikTok videos shot while sitting in a car?

Car cold in hot time. Car hot in cold time. Car has USB port to charge phone?

Posted
11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Side question for us olds...why are like 80% of TikTok videos shot while sitting in a car?

Kids don’t have their own homes/apartments 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Kids don’t have their own homes/apartments 

But they often have their own bedrooms, and it's not just kids doing it.

 

Posted
Just now, Incredulity said:

literal paperbacks, seen it several times.

Few years ago I saw a lady eating a bowl of ramen while driving.

 

SMDH

With or without chopsticks?

Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

I have a few theories:

  1. Car is cleaner/nicer than their house/apartment
  2. Car is quiet and decent acoustics.  House is noisy, someone in the background is yelling at the kids
  3. They have a phone holder on the dash. 

I think #2 is the answer, at least originally. Then it just becomes the thing to do. 

Also, more manly to sit in a giant F250 (F stand for freedom, don't ya know) than in a living room. Also, they can wear their studly sunglasses. Also, wives and kids won't make fun of them, at least in person. 

The Swiftian irony (see what I did there) posted above is just making fun of the car thing. 

 

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Seriously.  Is there any chance Taylor was a child of dad and a female landscaper, pool sweeper, maillady....?

True story. When my daughter was born, she looked NOTHING like my wife. If she hadn't looked so much like my side of the family we'd have been worried about babies swapped in the hospital. (Personality is definitely related to Mom in the decade since tho.) One relative even asked, "Is she your wife's?"

Posted
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

We’re about two pages away from a dozen surly posters declaring, “Taylor is nowhere near as hot as my girlfriend who totally goes to a different high school.  We met at Niagara Falls and i don’t even watch the NFL or Swift concerts cause I’m too busy finger blasting her.’

I've fucked uglier.

Posted
30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Taylor is worth over a billion dollars. She’s not doing this for money on the table. 

I read on the Interwebs that she was only dating him for his playoff bonus:

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