maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)

[aggie08 21380]

I keep waiting for the "the dumbest person you know just made a good point" moment with Helo, but I don't think it's coming.

[Pancho 44359]

51 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It just occurred to me that I dislike Trump & Swift for a similar reason. A culture of feverish celebrity worship that destroys objective thoughts in their followers. 
 

[Helobious 9477]

Reading through all this and I’m realizing there’s no way talking about Swift is worth all of this energy. Maybe I’m the one that’s giving her power. I still think her/her fans/the chiefs are fucking annoying but I’m sitting the rest of this out.

[Pancho 44359]

Maybe you are an idiot. 

[YChang 3430]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

So am I a MAGA-tard if I just wanted the 9ers to win because I’m sick of the chiefs, don’t like mahomes, don’t like Kelce or Swift, and like watching football games without seeing or hearing about someone watching from the press box every 10 seconds? From reading this thread I guess I am.

Think for yourself? 

[South Austin 52037]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Maybe I’m the one that’s giving her power.

You and Donald Trump.  She'd be nothing without the two of you.

[C-Man 26992]

nm

Edited February 12 by C-Man

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Reading through all this and I’m realizing there’s no way talking about Swift is worth all of this energy. Maybe I’m the one that’s giving her power. I still think her/her fans/the chiefs are fucking annoying but I’m sitting the rest of this out.

Good job retreating before you say something stupid

[C-Man 26992]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Maybe you are an idiot. 

I'm beginning to wonder how he makes it through each day.

[Pam Cummings 9553]

Just remember that Helobious thinks the NFL is a rigged product and yet still dedicates hours of time out of his week following and discussing it. Truly a remarkably stupid person.

[jimmyjazz 45513]

The problem is that Taylor Swift broke through the "strong white female artist" ceiling, and Helo is upset about that.

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

Was wondering why this thread jumped up a few pages since I last checked. Thought there might be some high comedy/screenshots/tweets/fun stuff to laugh at.

Alas.

 

 

 

[Red Five 40593]

How bored is the average person in this country? We joke about first world problems, but Jesus people. I don’t understand any of this shit.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Was wondering why this thread jumped up a few pages since I last checked. Thought there might be some high comedy/screenshots/tweets/fun stuff to laugh at.

Alas.

 

 

 

did you learn your lesson?

[TexasEd 8062]

2 hours ago, pantone159 said:

Haters gonna hate.

Shake it off.

[Macanudo 12922]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Maybe you are an idiot. 

There's no "maybe".

[956 Worldwide 34314]

This image is now Democrat/shitlib coded for no other reason that MAGA becoming a bunch of weirdos.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This image is now Democrat/shitlib coded for no other reason that MAGA becoming a bunch of weirdos.

 

Someone should add a pair of blue bandaids to their arms. 

[Smax 3799]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

So your theory is that Goredho was talking about you when he said "they" multiple times. Seems like the problem is you're too sensitive, you feel guilty that he was actually describing you, you can't read, or some combination of those. 

and he wants to call Taylor "self absorbed" 

[Goredho 17302]

18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This image is now Democrat/shitlib coded for no other reason that MAGA becoming a bunch of weirdos.

 

Like the VJ Day kiss pic.  Let’s call this one VTay Day.

 

[DDD Dad 14167]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

like when Bambi's mother was murdered by that hunter.

Spoiler that shit.

[SydneyCarton 47809]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

3x pro bowler, 2x all-pro. I mean it’s ok to admit you’re an idiot that doesn’t know the game at all. 

Those are not things he has won, those are things he has been awarded. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

A.J. Brown is one of the best WRs in the NFL.

Yeah but that don’t mean shit.  What pop star is he fucking?

[DDD Dad 14167]

Slightly off topic but not sure where to post this.  Can we talk about the shadow campaign by Hobby Lobby magnate David Green?

"Christianity is all about serving your fellow man.  Here, let me wash your feet while I take away your rights to medical care, equal treatment based on sexuality, and ship a bunch of you back to where you came from."

https://www.npr.org/2023/02/06/1154880673/jesus-commercial-super-bowl-billboard-he-gets-us-hobby-lobby-evangelical-billion

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/11/us/he-gets-us-super-bowl-commercials-cec/index.html

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those are not things he has won, those are things he has been awarded. 

whew.  i thought we were moving past the stupidest conversation on this board.  glad you went back to this.

[DDD Dad 14167]

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yeah but that don’t mean shit.  What pop star is he fucking?

Miranda Brooke?

Also, how dare he have John Legend sing at his wedding!

Edited February 12 by DDD Dad

[South Austin 52037]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Slightly off topic but not sure where to post this.  Can we talk about the shadow campaign by Hobby Lobby magnate David Green?

"Christianity is all about serving your fellow man.  Here, let me wash your feet while I take away your rights to medical care, equal treatment based on sexuality, and ship a bunch of you back to where you came from."

https://www.npr.org/2023/02/06/1154880673/jesus-commercial-super-bowl-billboard-he-gets-us-hobby-lobby-evangelical-billion

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/11/us/he-gets-us-super-bowl-commercials-cec/index.html

 

I started a discussion on this in the LGTBQ thread.  I had no idea until that morning that David Green is behind this.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

Y'all can laugh at Hobby Lobby, but when you really need an American flag constructed out of planks, with 5 stripes and 4 stars, yeah, you'll be back.

[The Dog 43771]

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

It’s ridiculous. No one “told” me to not like Taylor Swift. I just don’t fucking like her for reasons I stated above. I don’t like Trump, I don’t like Taylor Swift, and I wanted the 9ers to win. 

[South Austin 52037]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those are not things he has won, those are things he has been awarded. 

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

[SydneyCarton 47809]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

I suppose it depends if you've got Buck's taste in women or if you've got two functioning eyes. 
 

[G650 13991]

I feel like this thread needs the Harrison Ford who gives a shit gif

[DixonHur 11074]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

You'll have to ask Biden

[Hmbre97 6297]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

Taylor Swift was assigned to Kelce, duh. Orders straight from Langley

[DDD Dad 14167]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I suppose it depends if you've got Buck's taste in women or if you've got two functioning eyes. 
 

[Gatorubet 30064]

Just now, South Austin said:

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

Do you even NFL conspiracy bro? 

Here, Swift and Goodell script out the last 10 plays of overtime. Even more difficult, Goodell directs the post-game kiss scenes. 

[Hmbre97 6297]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

I feel like this thread needs the Harrison Ford who gives a shit gif

As a single dad with 2 sons, I have no exposure to Taylor Swift and I really don't give a shit about pro football so my interest in the chiefs or the Kelce brothers is whatever. I'm squarely in the "who gives a fuck" camp but I do have to admit, I was secretly hoping for a chiefs comeback last night just for the maga tears. 

TLDR: I'm only in it to see the maga snowflakes get worked up over it

[Incredulity 11532]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Do you even NFL conspiracy bro? 

Here, Swift and Goodell script out the last 10 plays of overtime. Even more difficult, Goodell directs the post-game kiss scenes. 

Is that fat Jessica Simpson next to Tayor?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Do you even NFL conspiracy bro? 

Here, Swift and Goodell script out the last 10 plays of overtime. Even more difficult, Goodell directs the post-game kiss scenes. 

Every time I see Kelce's mom I think of ListEater. 

[Incredulity 11532]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Every time I see Kelce's mom I think of ListEater. 

I don't think thats Donna Kelce

[G650 13991]

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

As a single dad with 2 sons, I have no exposure to Taylor Swift and I really don't give a shit about pro football so my interest in the chiefs or the Kelce brothers is whatever. I'm squarely in the "who gives a fuck" camp but I do have to admit, I was secretly hoping for a chiefs comeback last night just for the maga tears. 

TLDR: I'm only in it to see the maga snowflakes get worked up over it

Yeah I haven't watched NFL in ages, but my son wanted to watch this because he got into the 49ers through my FIL. I think the last SB I watched before this was Broncos and Seahawks, whenever that was.

 

I did prefer the Chiefs slightly, just because fuck the 49ers and Andy Reid always seemed like a good dude. MAGA tears definitely a bonus.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The Grammys are 100% about selling albums and promoting concerts. It's never been about the best music. They throw a bone every now and then to a new unknown act but it's mainly about who the big distributors are looking to promote.

So…not 100% then. 

[South Austin 52037]

He was rounding up.

[Nivek 16808]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

He’s just a narcissist trying to make money. The people that support him (at the worship level) have an ugliness or an anger inside them that would’ve been unleashed for something else, with or without him. 

Have we ever discussed what type of animal you could beat in a fight?

[The Original Greaser Bob 2785]

49 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

As a single dad with 2 sons, I have no exposure to Taylor Swift and I really don't give a shit about pro football so my interest in the chiefs or the Kelce brothers is whatever. I'm squarely in the "who gives a fuck" camp but I do have to admit, I was secretly hoping for a chiefs comeback last night just for the maga tears. 

Pretty much me.  I didn't hate Taylor Swift but never found the music worth listening to.  But when it became apparent that she had a good heart and was smart and was getting shit from MAGA, I'm all fucking in.  Not as all in as I would be if she were lip syncing Madonna and striking the pose, but still, all in.

[Covri 6229]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Did Travis Kelce win Taylor Swift, or was she awarded to him?

Used the ancient and mystical power of the friendship bracelet to trap her in his spell.

[DixonHur 11074]

30 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Have we ever discussed what type of animal you could beat in a fight?

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

[The Original Greaser Bob 2785]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

True story, one time I was walking through the Everglades and got attacked by a panther, a black bear, a crocodile, and a 12-foot python all at the same time.  After I was done I had a couple pairs of new boots, an area rug, and some rather intoxicating cologne.  

Literally all of your new stuff is illegal in the US and about 8 other countries.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

37 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Have we ever discussed what type of animal you could beat in a fight?

Based upon one of my friends' story of one of her friends drunkenly entering her (yet another) friends' apartment late one night and playfully kicking what she thought was a cat's toy across the room, I can beat a hedgehog.