Iceland about to get its shit wrecked?

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I wouldn't go that far but there are lots of pretty women there. Half the store workers were from the Czech Republic it seemed.

That’s my recollection*. Beautiful land, beautiful people (mostly).  

*potentially influenced. 

[Trey3216 15343]

11 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Everyone there is good looking at a minimum over there.  

To me it look like a leprechaun to me.gif

[Blotto 23485]

On 11/11/2023 at 3:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

I'm pretty sure being presented with an aggy will just piss them off more. 

[Superhero 8826]

On 11/11/2023 at 1:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

 

On 11/11/2023 at 6:15 AM, Bevo said:

What about a virgin? Does she have to be good looking or do volcanoes not care?

No to both. Volcanoes want Joe.

[Deej 76750]

On 11/10/2023 at 9:44 PM, Genco said:

God I miss the Taco Bell enchirito.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

https://www.threads.net/@psycohousecat/post/CzmShGhvF2A/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Nice Guy Eddie 13507]

Italy has a Naples volcano (not Vesuvius) that has been acting up lately.  https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/a-supervolcano-in-italy-is-waking-up-should-we-be-concerned-13377742.html

Campi Flegrei is considered to be much more dangerous than Vesuvius. 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

[Brisketexan 105043]

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

Italy: where mañana time was invented.

[jimmyjazz 45877]

magmatic dike

This hits close to home, as that was what we used to call our high school girls basketball coach.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4767]

On 11/11/2023 at 4:23 AM, Gatorubet said:

Have they considered throwing Björk in the volcano to appease the gods?

Greta Thunberg would be a better choice.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

It worked out great last time.  Tourist trade skyrocketed.  

[bolverk 29644]

58 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

https://www.threads.net/@psycohousecat/post/CzmShGhvF2A/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I was checking out that town over the weekend on Google maps and that circular structure is labeled as an historic Viking temple.

 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Sounds like they’re gonna need a lot of this.

[BamaATL 16593]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Sounds like they’re gonna need a lot of this.

I think they are going to have plenty of Lava.  

[atomheartbevo 89618]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

Oh, they have a plan.

[BamaATL 16593]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Oh, they have a plan.

They are going to be in a Tool video?

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

39 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I think they are going to have plenty of Lava.  

But not the Lava that cuts through even the toughest grease, grime, glue, goop, dirt, tar, oil, sap, and paint.

 

[bolverk 29644]

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

[Bevo 13559]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Greta Thunberg would be a better choice.

I was thinking " Ms. Honeywell " aka " Lassie " from Porky's.

[MisterP 127]

Edited November 13, 2023 by MisterP

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

19 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

Speaking of steamy cracks, I was with South Austin’s mom last night.

[ABSR 5308]

Anyone else humming “Frodo of the nine fingers”?    

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

 

[DDD Dad 14323]

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

https://www.threads.net/@psycohousecat/post/CzmShGhvF2A/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I've seen this before.  It's the final scene from the last episode of Stranger Things.

[Guest]

On 11/12/2023 at 10:06 AM, Deej said:

If you have a Taco Casa nearby, get a Chelada.  They're better than the Enchirito.

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

The enchirito I got back in the summer was covered in enchilada sauce and was pretty damn good. It looked nothing like the picture in this thread. 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

I saw this happen in Ghostbusters.  Are we sure this isn't Gozer related?

[Trey3216 15343]

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I saw this happen in Ghostbusters.  Are we sure this isn't Gozer related?

“Go get her, Ray” 

[Pimphand 5732]

5 hours ago, bolverk said:

I wish I could find the original source for these videos to avoid giving these accounts clicks but didn't have any luck.

It's a steamy crack.

 

This one is an interview right next the damn thing in English.

 

 

Surtur Rising!
 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

6 hours ago, Bevo said:

I was thinking " Ms. Honeywell " aka " Lassie " from Porky's.

What’s your problem with Kim catrell?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

They’re finally paying the price for centuries of Iceland-green, Greenland-ice mindfuckery . You reap what you sew.

Edited November 14, 2023 by Degenerate Gardner

[Bevo 13559]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s your problem with Kim catrell?

I was originally thinking the fat female gym teacher in Porky's could plug the volcano hole but I couldn't remember her name.

[CleverNickname 1308]

Well, is it going to cum or what?

[Bevo 13559]

13 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

Well, is it going to cum or what?

There is still a decent chance that it is a dry run.

[Bevo 13559]

I think the best chance though is that it is more of an oozer than a gusher.

[atomheartbevo 89618]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I think the best chance though is that it is more of an oozer than a gusher.

So South Austin's grandma instead of South Austin's mom?

[HouTex 1866]

What to Know About Iceland’s Volcano Eruption and Possible Flight Disruptions - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

[gofuckyourself 8195]

9 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

They’re finally paying the price for centuries of Iceland-green, Greenland-ice mindfuckery . You reap what you sew.

[Gatorubet 30183]

22 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

Well, they come from the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the Hot Springs flow. 

[MissingInAction 25002]

Isn't Iceland pretty much the tip of one massive volcano, and all the smaller volcanoes on the tip are venting it?

[Wally Fairway 5539]

1 hour ago, HouTex said:

What to Know About Iceland’s Volcano Eruption and Possible Flight Disruptions - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Most recent article I could find.  Seems like it's not as dire as once feared even if it does erupt.  They don't even expect flight delays if it erupts.  I knew Iceland had a bunch of volcanos, but not 130 of them with most of them active.  It's just a matter of time.

BBC says this one isn't going to have a big impact on flight operations.

Iceland volcano: What could the impact be? - BBC News

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Isn't Iceland pretty much the tip of one massive volcano, and all the smaller volcanoes on the tip are venting it?

Just the tip. 

[NorthLoop 14180]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Isn't Iceland pretty much the tip of one massive volcano, and all the smaller volcanoes on the tip are venting it?

Are you describing your herpes sores? 

[MissingInAction 25002]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Are you describing your herpes sores? 

[austingirl 2191]

19 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's a steamy crack.

Title of your sex tape?

[Not that Bob 735]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, they come from the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the Hot Springs flow. 

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Repeat

[Gatorubet 30183]

1 hour ago, Not that Bob said:

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Ba Bum Bum Ba Bum

Repeat

[atomheartbevo 89618]

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Just the tip. 

[futureman 22440]

19 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You reap what you sew.

is that what you do?

[TexasEd 8066]

On 11/13/2023 at 2:48 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Italy has a Naples volcano (not Vesuvius) that has been acting up lately.  https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/a-supervolcano-in-italy-is-waking-up-should-we-be-concerned-13377742.html

Campi Flegrei is considered to be much more dangerous than Vesuvius. 

And to no surprise, Italy does not have a great evacuation plan in case of an immediate eruption.

 

 

You could have just quoted my post

 

On 11/10/2023 at 8:52 PM, TexasEd said:

Also happening in Naples Italy but not Mt Vesuvius, the other side of Naples is a huge caldera that has been having hundreds of earthquakes a week.

It's also very densely populated with neighborhoods inside/on the caldera.