Game Thread Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[TexArcher 36913]

We're 8-1 and control our own destiny to the CCG.

We give up a field goal and Surly's all, "we are the worst team evarrrrrr!!"

[nineliveslost 2678]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Our coach likes to figure things out in real time.

such a true statement

and then when he's right one out of ten times he goes "Seeeeee"

[Ghost of LL 15226]

So we’re just going to play like shit tonight and that’s just going to be the deal, huh? 
 

Great. Cool.

[Dahobbs 17099]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

We're still looking for our first 1st down. This is reminiscent of last years game against TCU so far

We got one on the pass to Worthy. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Dahobbs

[JFKFC 4875]

Our team has to play against TCU, the referees and Sark

[Nivek 16645]

I really want to kick sark in the nuts for the wild savion play that NEVER WORKS!!!!!!’n

[Whitewater Horn 954]

Hope the offense starts playing with some energy and intent 

[Deej 76087]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Someone needs to tell me why Hayden Connor is our starting LG. 

He has incriminating photos of Flood?

[SubliminalHorn 6333]

So frustrating watching this offense sometimes 

[yoladu 4043]

Sark and 3 points : Either gives them away or gives them up. 
 

death by a thousand cuts. 

[Gidnik 3230]

nobody will ever convince me that its a good idea to go for it on 4th down at the 50 when you can punt and at least try to pin them deep.  

[USNALonghorn 4964]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some kind of mustang?  Didn't think you could fly a fixed-wing without a degree and commission.

So how does he have any eligibility?

He finished undergrad in 2012. He’s there for grad school now. And I was wrong about him being a punter, he’s a kicker.

https://virginiasports.com/player/matt-ganyard/

[That Guy 950]

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Broughton made 3 plays in a row

Sark should bring him water and rub his back so that he’s rested and ready to roll next series. 

[TexasGolf 4807]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We're 8-1 and control our own destiny to the CCG.

We give up a field goal and Surly's all, "we are the worst team evarrrrrr!!"

 

[Surly Bevo 24278]

All of our backs need to understand that our left guard is pretty mediocre, and there isn't going to be TIME to read the hole, you gotta see whatever you see and hit it hard.  Brooks is a reader, and sometimes he needs to be a slasher.

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Sonny boy you ain't gonna run on us. Nobody is running on us this year. Ain't happening. 

however,  that slant route is gonna be wide open 90% of the time,   just go west coast on us  and you can make us fucking sweat

[TOR 5025]

Just now, GTJ1982 said:

Red has stopped running hard on the wild cat.  

Dancing and waiting instead of shoving.

[Red Five 40128]

We're 8-1 and control our own destiny to the CCG.
We give up a field goal and Surly's all, "we are the worst team evarrrrrr!!"

Bosworth: “Guys, that was the first play of the game.”

[VRHorn 718]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We're still looking for our first 1st down. This is reminiscent of last years game against TCU so far

Did you see the 14 yard catch by Worthy?

[Enemy07 278]

Dam, all commercials are so bad. None of them are funny. The only good ones are those without people and give you the basic information about their product. Only dumb people enjoy commercials.

[Rimbo 25213]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

I was told that we were gonna blow them out and that there was nothing to worry about.  

And I didn't buy it for a second. This is why. Steve Fucking Sarkisian.

[perfectchaos007 6529]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

We got one on the pass to Worthy. 

You're right. I had already forgotten 

[TwiceHorn 30744]

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Helicopter 

USMC does that too?  Thought that was an Army thing, only.

[ClubWhatever 12066]

Is Hayden Conner really the best we can do at guard?   Come on.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11610]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Seems to find the ball a lot

I know he's playing because other guys are injured but he's not that bad dude. 

He's lucked into those INT's, let's not kid ourselves. He's slow as shit and can barely tackle. I'm sure he's a nice kid from a great family, but he should absolutely not be starting at Texas. How have we recruited so bad that we have Taafe and Crawford?

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We're 8-1 and control our own destiny to the CCG.

We give up a field goal and Surly's all, "we are the worst team evarrrrrr!!"

No shit, is there a whiner thread everyone move to. We've seen this all year.... relax 

[nineliveslost 2678]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We're 8-1 and control our own destiny to the CCG.

We give up a field goal and Surly's all, "we are the worst team evarrrrrr!!"

no man. It's how we piddle with things. We dont dominate. We flirt and then clutch our pearls. We are a lackadaisical team that wins. nothing to be proud of homie

[Newdoc 3421]

Just now, Nivek said:

I really want to kick sark in the nuts for the wild savion play that NEVER WORKS!!!!!!’n

It’s essentially the same as goal line plays and those don’t work either. Sark’s stubbornness and the o line play is going to cost Texas a game a some point.

[ousux 5566]

I really want to kick sark in the nuts for the wild savion play that NEVER WORKS!!!!!!’n

It has worked against inferior competition, but needs to be shelved at the moment.

[EastHorn 280]

Fuck you aflac

[Ellellelle 281]

Too soon for this trivia

[BurgleBro 723]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

We shouldn't have to have wake-up calls. We should know going into every game that the other team had our game circled all year. We should be bringing it from the get-go!

We've gotten the first possession all season it feels like

 

Would like to see us start the game on D for once

[Dahobbs 17099]

Let's go score. 

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

Brooks falls at the one

[BurgleBro 723]

Just now, Newdoc said:

It’s essentially the same as goal line plays and those don’t work either. Sark’s stubbornness and the o line play is going to cost Texas a game a some point.

Already has bro

[Hugo Stiglitz 23246]

What a run

[DixonHur 10833]

Brooks might be good

[millhouse 2573]

GREAT. FUCKING. BLOCKING.

[troph 23964]

Oh shit. 1st and goal. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3778]

We needed brooks to house that. 1st and goal at the 1 isn't good for us 

[ousux 5566]

Fuck yes!

[Michael Knight 12664]

Oh no down on the 1

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

Sarks offensive system is efficient as fuck  think about it  doesn't matter who the QB it  the offense still sucks all the dick 

[RandomIdoit 655]

Goal line. For the love of God, convert this.

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

FUCK.....    4 tries to get a yard

 

we in trouble.... or not  lol

[MillerEP 30250]

Shit we can’t score in the red zone

[BabaYaga 15116]

Red zone.   Fucked 

[Modessit 5582]

Sanders tripped him

[hookem48 4603]

fucking dubbass Sark couldn't score on that play, fire him

[Rip76 4871]

Do not fuck around here.