Game Thread Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

This mother fu ker marked it short then called it a first down I mean he knows we are gonna shit away the lead but still 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Defense found its balls 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Trill gonna eat

[TexArcher 37774]

There we go, D!!

Fuck these boys up.  No mercy.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

hey defense bowed up and shut em down.  NICE

[Dnaguy 11943]

Refs can’t do their magic when we get that kind of push on 3rd down

[JGrayDBU 338]

Okay, we are one for one...one possession for TCU, one sack by us.  Keep it up guys... we have a winning formula!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Hoover is loose with that ball

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

There was the strip sack I thought was coming. TCU's QB wants another turnover. 

[The Ace of Aces 5181]

Nice stop. Now score and lock this away. 

[Horn Dogg 3892]

Hoover sucks

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

this offense is so loaded 

[lilMAC25 3792]

D stepped up 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Trill Carter sighting

[dcar00 14181]

I would never expect the son of Spike Dikes to be such a pussy but here we are....

[wutang75 444]

Preseason, Sark said Ewers would take a big jump. I wanted to believe him but also wanted to see it. We'll, I've seen it. He's legit.

I’m glad there is someone that thinks Ewers is legit. He seems far from “legit” to me. Have we already forgotten how bad he was struggling before he got hurt.

There are a lot of QBs in the country that would be putting up insane numbers with these weapons.

I’d love for him to get there, and I think he can - but he looks scared af out there and every pass play I feel has a chance of being picked off. He does have flashes.

He needs to come back next year.

[Alien Octopus 516]

I want these guys to leave a mudhole in this stadium, and a lot more cutaways to the TCU palm squad boot gals.

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

The Big 12 ref marked it a full yard short and then moved the sticks. It's honestly just confusing. 

[Dahobbs 17534]

Let's go down and score. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

This mother fu ker marked it short then called it a first down I mean he knows we are gonna shit away the lead but still 

Even the first down marker guy was like, what??

[Modessit 5599]

I just want the TCU QB to be sacked about once every possession.  I think that is enough.  That alone should almost guarantee no more than 2 TDs for TCU. 

There's one.

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

No stupid turnovers with the way our D is playing. 

[orangebird 1079]

Been a long time since I've seen a Texas D this salty.  Warms my heart.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Danny Devito needs to stick to It's Always Sunny, because his Jersey Mike's commercials are cringe as fuck 

[T-shirt Sip 2100]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

There was the strip sack I thought was coming. TCU's QB wants another turnover. 

Good call on that earlier. Too bad we didn’t get the fumble. 

[Dahobbs 17534]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

The Big 12 ref marked it a full yard short and then moved the sticks. It's honestly just confusing. 

I don't know how that wasn't reviewed. 

[Dnaguy 11943]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

This mother fu ker marked it short then called it a first down I mean he knows we are gonna shit away the lead but still 

I’m just glad Sark called out the refs or we wouldn’t have gotten any of those calls on Worthy. 
I wish I was joking but there’s a straight line there.

Its no a coincidence.

[Pam Cummings 9640]

Time for Brooks to go wild

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Hoover sucks

Shhhhhh. We don't want the backup to come in. We all know how that will go

[perfectchaos007 6634]

I want a stress free 2nd half. please

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

On the plus side we shouldn't have any delay of game penalties after change of possession given there are 4 minutes of commercials minimum

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

I don't know if anyone watching realizes it but Dusty has repeatedly given us a look inside a QB's head. Really insightful, such as:

-after the interception, QB really wishes he could have that one back

-shit throw in the dirt, he really wishes he could have that one back

Just really indepth commentary getting you into the game. It's like I am on the field with his brilliant and penetrating announcing. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m just glad Sark called out the refs or we wouldn’t have gotten any of those calls on Worthy. 
I wish I was joking but there’s a straight line there.

Its no a coincidence.

yup

 

[Horn Dogg 3892]

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

Been a long time since I've seen a Texas D this salty.  Warms my heart.

Take it over to the “fire PK” thread LOL

[Thatguy 8686]

1 minute ago, wutang75 said:

I’m glad there is someone that thinks Ewers is legit. He seems far from “legit” to me. Have we already forgotten how bad he was struggling before he got hurt.

There are a lot of QBs in the country that would be putting up insane numbers with these weapons.

I’d love for him to get there, and I think he can - but he looks scared af out there and every pass play I feel has a chance of being picked off. He does have flashes.

He needs to come back next year.

Lol. No he doesn't.

[US183 125]

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I don't know how that wasn't reviewed. 

Do you ever Big 12 Ref?

Edited November 12, 2023 by US183

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

didnt X fair catch at the 11 or 12?

 

how did we start at the 10?

[Zharkov 288]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

On the plus side we shouldn't have any delay of game penalties after change of possession given there are 4 minutes of commercials minimum

So now we know who to blame. 😐

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Shhhhhh. We don't want the backup to come in. We all know how that will go

Good news is he was the starter so that might cancel the backup jinx

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Danny Devito needs to stick to It's Always Sunny, because his Jersey Mike's commercials are cringe as fuck 

You need to watch your mouth. No one can get enough of DD

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

X get 2 yards beyond the first.... gets marked 1 yard past it

[NAVY 6740]

Great start. Time to bury them 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Man I'm loving me some X tonight 

[thunderlounge 7816]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

You need to watch your mouth. No one can get enough of DD

Rhea Pearlman says hello. 

[chainsaw 9865]

Who actually knows what's up with his health.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

That was not on the same page

[TexArcher 37774]

Wtf, why??

[orangebird 1079]

I actually don't mind the Danny DeVito Jersey Mike's commercials all that much.

I'd like to launch the Burger King dude singing off-key into the sun, though.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

we just suck on 3rd and 1

[Enemy07 288]

4 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

I’m glad there is someone that thinks Ewers is legit. He seems far from “legit” to me. Have we already forgotten how bad he was struggling before he got hurt.

There are a lot of QBs in the country that would be putting up insane numbers with these weapons.

I’d love for him to get there, and I think he can - but he looks scared af out there and every pass play I feel has a chance of being picked off. He does have flashes.

He needs to come back next year.

Exactly. He needs another year but orange glasses blind people. I put him 3rd round at best.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Enemy07