Game Thread Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

3rd and 1 is not something that should be befuddling Steve Sarkisian in year 3

if he would just stop fucking calling virtually the SAME FUCKING PLAY on every 3rd and 1 he might have a chance.... as was said above....get some movement going before the run, let the RB run to the long side of the field to get that yard.  stop going dead up on the middle on 3rd every team knows we are going to run up the middle and they put 9 in the fucking box to stop us

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Hoover almost got killed there. 

I hurt for him. That's a lot of weight

[ButtFumble 5287]

well that is one way to force Sark to take the 3

[Park Gothic 5375]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Did anyone else see Sark lose his shit in the headset earlier? Pretty sure it was in the 1st qtr.

Yep, shaking the play sheet. Dude looked pissed. 

[Deej 77813]

We need to teach our defense to do zero celebrations when they make a play. It's just a matter of time before its a 15 yard penalty.

[Sgt Hulk 14433]

Just now, tokamak said:

Sweat is a grown ass man. He’s making money this year. 

Dude should be day 1.  Day 2 at worst 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

He's dead

 

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Hoover almost got killed there. 

[orangebird 1147]

Hoover gonna wake up in a body cast tomorrow at the rate our D is tossing him around like a rag doll.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I don't think this one is on Sark, yet. And I haven't agreed with a lot of Sark's stuff since the Kansas game.  

Ewers is limited and the line is making mistakes. Then bad luck shit like Worthy stepping out by half a foot 

We just find ways to shoot ourselves in the dick, and we have a HC that can't bring himself to put anyone away because that would be uncouth 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[Lou Loomis 930]

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

More like a happy fuckin' accident

Managing upward

[BurgleBro 983]

4 minutes ago, US183 said:

Yes, we need false starts on all 4th down and short plays. We get the points. 

I laughed when TCU crowd cheered at that LOL idiots

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

D Line are beasts...wish the back end would catch up.

[89Horn 1736]

2 minutes ago, deft said:

If you can’t tell, jones saved us from 0 points.

Maybe Jones flinched on purpose.

[Deej 77813]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I hurt for him. That's a lot of weight

I don't feel bad about it. 

[Pam Cummings 9868]

TVondre Sweat is body bagging everyone he lines up against. Best defensive player in the B12.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

No.  Oregon or Michigan or Ohio State would wipe the floor with us.  Alabama again would too.

I don’t think Michigan would win, but Oregon and Ohio State could name their score. I think Bama would win in a rematch.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Game has been on over an hour and we’re 8:00 2Q. On pace for over four hours 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

Just now, Park Gothic said:

Yep, shaking the play sheet. Dude looked pissed. 

He was yelling “HOLDING!”

[Mo Horn 8937]

I was just going to enjoy some wine with this easy game tonight. Gonna have to switch to bourbon. This team is going to kill me. 

[texastroubadour 1260]

3 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Every conference game for Texas is a goddamn struggle

Every. Single. One

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

Just now, Deej said:

We need to teach our defense to do zero celebrations when they make a play. It's just a matter of time before its a 15 yard penalty.

well if coach says that then hes an old fogey who doesnt like fun.

 

its the culture now to celebrate after every tackle. 

[Horn80 6358]

3 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Need a big defensive play! Like a pick 6

Need many at this rate.

[Deej 77813]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

We just find ways to shoot ourselves in the duck

[USNALonghorn 5184]

Just now, 89Horn said:

Maybe Jones flinched on purpose.

6th year senior level thinking on his part…

[Dahobbs 18318]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

well that is one way to force Sark to take the 3

Jesus, fucking go to the live stream. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Dahobbs

[ButtFumble 5287]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Every team

rabked ahead of us would run their nuts across this teams face 

Oregon almost lost to Tech with Tech playing their what 3rd string QB

Michigan got fucked by TCU last year

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Sweat is a grown ass man. He’s making money this year. 

[Newdoc 3511]

If that roach o lineman is out for game then this could get worse for QB.

[TexArcher 39069]

4 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

We have to win the conference to get there, so yeah, I really do.

[Rickylovesweed 15503]

They've been close to stripping this QB at least 3 times. Feels like we are going to get a fumble before this game is over. 

[NAVY 6969]

Fuck roach! Let’s go!!!

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

I have never seen so many commercials for a football game in my life not named the Super Bowl. 

[Nicole44 22310]

It’s alright. We just need to do more of this in the Red Zone:

[Treefidy 1507]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That was basically nothing. They just called it because the TCU fucks were pointing. No way these refs saw any movement there. 

This

i have seen a couple games where defense stands up and points and refs throw a flag even though there was nothing to it.

[BabaYaga 15624]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

TVondre Sweat is body bagging everyone he lines up against. Best defensive player in the B12.

The “real” Big Yummy. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t think Michigan would win, but Oregon and Ohio State could name their score. I think Bama would win in a rematch.

Oregon should have lost to Tech

[BarthHollamew 251]

Anybody else jealous watching other teams in the conf blow out sub-par opponents like they are suppose to?  Just me?  

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Every. Single. One

Kansas,BYU, and Baylor got comfortable in the 2nd half.. hopefully this one goes that way 

[Deej 77813]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

well if coach says that then hes an old fogey who doesnt like fun.

 

its the culture now to celebrate after every tackle. 

It's Big 12 ref culture to find any reason to penalize Texas.

[Longboard Horn 41352]

Defense is dropping the hammer. Offense needs to put up some touchdowns

[Alien Octopus 665]

3 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Yay! More commercials 

Time for a drink, what’s the problem?

[Dark Horse 2427]

Pressure plz

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

lol at TCU# 7 giving the first down signal. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by AUS-97HORN

[USNALonghorn 5184]

“3rd and 17” still gives me PTSD

[EastHorn 287]

1 minute ago, BarthHollamew said:

Anybody else jealous watching other teams in the conf blow out sub-par opponents like they are suppose to?  Just me?  

Yea like Alabama gets everyones best shot and they seem to do just fine.  

[MillerEP 30905]

Defense bending not breaking (with a few exceptions)

[Sgt Hulk 14433]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

Oregon almost lost to Tech with Tech playing their what 3rd string QB

Michigan got fucked by TCU last year

oRegON aLMoST lOST toTech. That was 9 weeks ago lol.  And you said last year. I just assume you’re fucking retarded 

[Dilligas 689]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I have never seen so many commercials for a football game in my life not named the Super Bowl. 

I’m recording so I switch over to other games and come back after the 10 minutes of commercials 

[Richter 2414]

I’m starting to think we should cover this Savion guy

[chemHORN 1303]

Lol.  The TCU player thinking the original LOS was the first down marker.