Game Week Thread Week 10, 2023: Texas at Iowa State

[South Austin 52453]

43 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

We are going to win. Likely going to be ugly and come down the last couple of seconds, but we are winning.

Fixed, given this season.

[83Horn 1640]

Cross posting from the other ISU thread, because everyone needs to hear this again:

 

[Dr Ship 161]

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

[6th Street 6390]

2 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

 

[lilMAC25 3788]

7 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

[hook me 2092]

9 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

The only thing you'd be allowed to kiss would be our taint when we're finished tea-bagging your sorry ass. Enjoy irrelevance with your bitch-made pussy of a coach & his 5* culture of gambling degenerates.

[texifornia 56862]

9 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

"The role we played" - what, doing what makes sense for our bottom line as an institution? Just like Iowa State would also do if it also had a large national fanbase? Man, fuck off with that.

[BrazilHorn 6586]

9 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

Texas “blowing up” an SWC Arkansas had already left?? Ok

Texas “blowing up” Big 12 as we are told repeatedly by commissioner how unimportant we are in? Ok (after aggy, Colorado, Mizzou and Nebraska all had already left??)

This Texas is a big, bad meanie trope is so fucking tired and lazy. 
 

Hate Texas because we are smug, insufferable SOBs who think your shitty state and school aren’t worth ever fucking thinking about, but enough with the “Texas hurt some fucking conference” schtick. 
 

ISU and the rest of the ungrateful schools that comprise(d) the Big 12 can all fuck themselves in the goat ass. 

[Park Gothic 5016]

9 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

Texas is leaving the Big 12 because the conference is full of passionate but unimportant teams, and the gap between Texas and the programs in its peer group is only going to widen as time goes on if Texas doesn't move. I don't even dislike the Big 12 that much, but program like ISU, KSU, OSU, Baylor, and Tech do not have the resources or the fanbases to draw sufficient national attention.

When you're good, people will say "neat" and immediately forget about it. They don't care that your coaches have great records or that you're "doing more with less" as developers of talent. No one gives a shit and they never will. Texas has nothing to win by beating teams like ISU and everything to lose.

The writing has been on the wall since Nebraska and A&M left, so bitch at them if you really need to bitch at someone. I would respect your fans more if you didn't, however. I'd rather you just said "thank you" for the years of unearned money and attention that you drew based on proximity to Texas and programs like it. Because Texas didn't kill the Big 12 - shitty programs with shitty fanbases on no resources did. Here's tip: if an employee leaves a company and the company falls apart, you don't blame the employee for killing the company. The employee was the one holding everything together. If you can't stand on your own then you have no one to blame but yourself, and certainly not the person who's been propping you up for almost 30 years. 

None of this matters though. ISU (or OSU/KSU/Tech whoever) should learn to enjoy being king of a small mountain. You can still watch your team win and lose. You can still have your fun. The Big 12 isn't dying. It's just becoming what it has always been without teams like Texas - a second rate conference with a small audience. 

[Sock Monkey 722]

18 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

See what I mean. This is the prevailing attitude of ISU fans since becoming “good” at football. 
 

“We would have made the same choices, but screw you for doing so.” lol

[AnotherLawyer 389]

21 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

r/LonghornNation on Reddit is probably better suited to you.

[Huckleberry 32848]

25 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

Your image implies that Texas is actually currently back you moron.

[NoName 16351]

30 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

just to be clear here, you have been predicting ISU would win since January when the schedule was released, you have been excited about it and after like 10 months this is the best you could come up with?

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

31 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

So Texas destroyed a conference they were never in and one that still exists? Solid representation of an Iowa State education.

BTW, Nebraska is gone. Texas is gone. Oklahoma is gone. Iowa owns you. Enjoy your lifetime of worthless games against nobodies.

[Park Gothic 5016]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Your image implies that Texas is actually currently back you moron.

[thunderlounge 7813]

43 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

 

How bout you just go on and get in the mother fucker.

[South Austin 52453]

Who let the kid in?

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

58 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

I can only hope that Iowa State can give you guys and your CFP hopes a giant kick in the fellas on your way out the door. I've been predicting ISU will win this game since I saw the schedule and I'll stand by that. I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't. I get why you're leaving for the SEC, and If ISU was in a position to move there or to the BIG, we would.

That said, don't expect and hug and a kiss on the way out. 🤘👇.

How many dicks a day do you suck with your butthole 

[Newdoc 3439]

47 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

The writing has been on the wall since Nebraska and A&M left, so bitch at them if you really need to bitch at someone. I would respect your fans more if you didn't, however. I'd rather you just said "thank you" for the years of unearned money and attention that you drew based on proximity to Texas and programs like it.

This post is best read with this in mind.

 

[Dr Ship 161]

 

Lets be clear here: I don't begrudge Texas for moving, but I don't have to be happy about it due to the fact it negatively effects my school. All I'll say is your insufferable arrogance is part of what drove other teams to leave. The attitude of smaller schools (ISU included) caving in to larger schools to keep them around works great...all the original schools that were benefitting most from unequal revenue sharing left anyway. The SEC seems to have figured out that it is greater than the sum of its parts, and it's going to be very interesting to see how Texas' attitude fits in with that.

 

I don't know how all this realignment stuff ultimately plays out, but money is undefeated. If it moves toward a super conference I think that will be bad for the game, if the dust settles a bit now I think a 12 team playoff could be a lot of fun. We shall see.🤘👇

[GTNY 284]

15 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

 

Lets be clear here: I don't begrudge Texas for moving, but I don't have to be happy about it due to the fact it negatively effects my school. All I'll say is your insufferable arrogance is part of what drove other teams to leave. The attitude of smaller schools (ISU included) caving in to larger schools to keep them around works great...all the original schools that were benefitting most from unequal revenue sharing left anyway. The SEC seems to have figured out that it is greater than the sum of its parts, and it's going to be very interesting to see how Texas' attitude fits in with that.

 

I don't know how all this realignment stuff ultimately plays out, but money is undefeated. If it moves toward a super conference I think that will be bad for the game, if the dust settles a bit now I think a 12 team playoff could be a lot of fun. We shall see.🤘👇

This only works if people across the country give 2 shits about more than 20-30% of the parts.  

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Shut up bitch.

[CowboyFred 1151]

12 minutes ago, Dr Ship said:

 

Lets be clear here: I don't begrudge Texas for moving, but I don't have to be happy about it due to the fact it negatively effects my school. All I'll say is your insufferable arrogance is part of what drove other teams to leave. The attitude of smaller schools (ISU included) caving in to larger schools to keep them around works great...all the original schools that were benefitting most from unequal revenue sharing left anyway. The SEC seems to have figured out that it is greater than the sum of its parts, and it's going to be very interesting to see how Texas' attitude fits in with that.

 

I don't know how all this realignment stuff ultimately plays out, but money is undefeated. If it moves toward a super conference I think that will be bad for the game, if the dust settles a bit now I think a 12 team playoff could be a lot of fun. We shall see.🤘👇

Aggy left because they wanted to be “out of our shadow”…how is that working out for them?

Nebraska is ass; Colorado is still ass; Missouri, well they’re just there.

 

Arrogance was not the reason these schools  left. 

 

[Atticus 3973]

1 hour ago, Dr Ship said:

 

Lets be clear here: I don't begrudge Texas for moving, but I don't have to be happy about it due to the fact it negatively effects my school.

Ok cool, Hook’em!

[thunderlounge 7813]

I smell a fatwa brewing. 

[Tex Pete 20334]

2 hours ago, Dr Ship said:

 I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't.

Good. Because you would be wrong and look like a bigger fucktard than you do.

I have no issue with Iowa State. In fact, I am related to several ISU grads by marriage. NOt sure why everyone feels the need to whine about mean old Texas. All we have done is be a good partner with the other Big 12 schools and make you a shit ton of money you did not earn.

We did not break up the Big 8 or SEC, and we actually held the Big 12 together and carried most of your schools. Maybe you should thank us instead of being a petty dickhead about it.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

The two guys he will be going against:

Sweat 0.8774 composite, 3 star

Murphy 0.8904 composite 4 star

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Lol soft

[Valmy77 13225]

6 hours ago, Dr Ship said:

I could write some long diatribe about my feeling about Texas and the role they played in the destruction of the Big 8/SWC/Big XII, but I won't.

The business of college football killed the Big 8 and SWC. It wasn't our fault the Big XII got its ass kicked by the SEC and the Big 10. Well ok maybe it was by sucking at football. 

4 hours ago, Dr Ship said:

All I'll say is your insufferable arrogance is part of what drove other teams to leave.

Well I hope Nebraska is happy being in a league with two schools who openly condoned and covered up systematic sexual abuse. And I hope you are happy staying in a league with one. I understand having a bad attitude is far worse than that to some schools. The fact that us having an attitude you don't like is somehow worse than that shit blows my mind. If being in a league with insufferable assholes really was a motivating factor everybody would have voted to kick Penn State and Michigan State out of the Big 10. But they didn't because it isn't about that.

Anyway it sucks all this had to happen. I will miss you guys. Except Baylor fuck them.

But you won't miss us. And that's fine. Life goes on and shit.

Ok there is one thing I definitely won't miss about Iowa State. You fucks got rid of your baseball team, fucking up Big 12 scheduling forever.

Edited November 15, 2023 by Valmy77

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

15 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

The two guys he will be going against:

Sweat 0.8774 composite, 3 star

Murphy 0.8904 composite 4 star

Great news. Bulletin board material to get the team more engaged. 

[Hank_Hill 18793]

13 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

The two guys he will be going against:

Sweat 0.8774 composite, 3 star

Murphy 0.8904 composite 4 star

 

[Valmy77 13225]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Great news. Bulletin board material to get the team more engaged. 

I don't know @Dr Ship, your team sounds insufferably arrogant. That is real reason we are leaving.

Like everytime Iowa State beats us they strut around like they have an UNBEATABLE CULTURE. And then go 6-6 or something. Does this UNBEATABLE CULTURE only work against us? Then maybe we just suck and you guys aren't that great either.

Edited November 15, 2023 by Valmy77

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

18 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

The two guys he will be going against:

Sweat 0.8774 composite, 3 star

Murphy 0.8904 composite 4 star

 

[horn009 139]

It's been a while since we've easily won in Ames. I don't expect this one to be much different. 

[hookemATL 11702]

2 minutes ago, horn009 said:

It's been a while since we've easily won in Ames. I don't expect this one to be much different. 

[Valmy77 13225]

4 minutes ago, horn009 said:

It's been a while since we've easily won in Ames. I don't expect this one to be much different. 

There is no Big 12 team we easily beat. At least no consistently. We had a nice run with Tech until last year.

I will be shocked if this isn't a one score game. But our team seems to have learned how to win these close games so we just have to hope that continues.

[Longhornlove 4809]

6 minutes ago, horn009 said:

It's been a while since we've easily won in Ames. I don't expect this one to be much different. 

Who knows, maybe this team finally brings out the can of whoop ass. They are capable just incredibly inconsistent from qtr to qtr.

[TexEx15 17509]

 

[MontereyMX 869]

7 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Cross posting from the other ISU thread, because everyone needs to hear this again:

 

and that's why my momma named me muthafucka

[thunderlounge 7813]

40 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

 

He done fucked up now. En Español gonna be lit.

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

59 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

 

[Fondren & Main 6702]

Buttfuck these stupid bitches and their shit ass goofball coach, Hoe Pelini.

[texifornia 56862]

Hi Jarrod

 

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

6 hours ago, Dr Ship said:

 

Lets be clear here: I don't begrudge Texas for moving, but I don't have to be happy about it due to the fact it negatively effects my school. All I'll say is your insufferable arrogance is part of what drove other teams to leave. The attitude of smaller schools (ISU included) caving in to larger schools to keep them around works great...all the original schools that were benefitting most from unequal revenue sharing left anyway. The SEC seems to have figured out that it is greater than the sum of its parts, and it's going to be very interesting to see how Texas' attitude fits in with that.

 

I don't know how all this realignment stuff ultimately plays out, but money is undefeated. If it moves toward a super conference I think that will be bad for the game, if the dust settles a bit now I think a 12 team playoff could be a lot of fun. We shall see.🤘👇

Haha listen to this guy.  You are about two pen strokes away from having to post in the “I want my MACtion”  and watching your team play on Wednesday night.  You need to shut the f up and be grateful Texas carried your ass all these years.  

[speed817 19256]

1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

The two guys he will be going against:

Sweat 0.8774 composite, 3 star

Murphy 0.8904 composite 4 star

[Post Oak 20208]

I fucking love bulletin board material.  We need more of it.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

An Iowa State player openly admitting that they circle the Texas game every season right as this board is being lectured on Texas’s arrogance is hall of fame comedic timing.

[speed817 19256]

Coin toss will be like this....

[Eggo 3977]

Jahdae keeping receipts, too. 

[Tex Pete 20334]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

An Iowa State player openly admitting that they circle the Texas game every season right as this board is being lectured on Texas’s arrogance is hall of fame comedic timing.

Some of their fans were dicks after the game in Ames in 2019, too. Kind of odd. Didn’t see or hear a Texas fan say a negative word or be obnoxious that day. Never seen in when we play then in Austin, either. 

I’ll be watching my back Saturday night.