Coaches needs to be aware that losing to Iowa St and beating Texas Tech could still leave them out of the CCG

[linux 1659]

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG

http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

[ClubWhatever 12087]

I'm glad you posted this because a) they are all fucking idiots and b) it doesn't matter because see a). 

[TKthunder2 4980]

FUCK! HUGE IF TRUE. I’ll call them up right away. Thanks for the heads up. You are a true friend of the program.

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

so you're saying there's a chance

[linux 1659]

I expected it but no worries.

[Ghost of Shag 2581]

SOMEONE CALL THE CORCHES

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Who would have thought, after all we've been through the past decade, that us going 9-1 would be when this place goes off the deep end. 

[RomaVicta 29784]

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

[Blotto 23434]

14 minutes ago, linux said:

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG

http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

When we look back at Sark's career, replete with multiple national championships and the SEC officially renamed the "Sark After Dark" Conference, we will owe it all to one man. Thank you for your service. 

[troph 24562]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

Dear Sark - 

I agree with RomaVicta. and as Keith Jackson once said, Vino, Vindi, DaVinchi. 

VERY truly yours, 

troph
 

 

Edited November 12, 2023 by troph

[troph 24562]

Btw it would not shock me if someone in the program is assigned to watch the boards so if they don’t know they have no excuses now. I’m half serious. 

[Mother mopar 3302]

This is the news I come here for, thanks OP.

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

I would hope he has an assistant or something letting him know which games he needs to win to make the CCG

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Dear Sark - 

I agree with RomaVicta. and as Keith Jackson once said, Vino, Vindi, DaVinchi. 

VERY truly yours, 

troph
 

 

How sweet the wine. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I would hope he has an assistant or something letting him know which games he needs to win to make the CCG

The assistant shouldn't come out and let him know directly. I think subliminally would work just fine.

[UTGrad98 2258]

Well mother fucker.

Edited November 12, 2023 by UTGrad98
Fuck

[Stunns38 3357]

Fire up the fax machine

[Hookem2147 20932]

Just called up Bo Davis to inform him and all I heard was a bunch of screaming and something about getting @6th Street to enter the fan transfer portal.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I feel that the thread title would really land if it was in all caps. 

[linux 1659]

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I feel that the thread title would really land if it was in all caps. 

The activity keeps it at the top

[runthebone 7932]

Maybe you can make a binder on playing better in the second half also?

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

Not to brag, but I was the guy in charge of letting the staff know about daylight  savings time last week, so I'm a pretty big deal around the program.

[chainsaw 9838]

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

[gmr548 16511]

Well I’m sure the program was going to just take the week off and wing it before you posted this, so thank you for your service

[Jersey Man10 3508]

BIG IF TRUE

[Tex-19 2869]

Wow so you're saying they should try to win this week? Breaking News

[Sleep off ugly 279]

You guys laugh as much as you want but when in the post game presser Sark says “we knew couldn’t fuck around, especially without Brooks” and that winning was a “top priority” you should come back here and thank this fine op.

[Bevo14 8274]

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not to brag, but I was the guy in charge of letting the staff know about daylight  savings time last week, so I'm a pretty big deal around the program.

[runthebone 7932]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

Good authority or just some random asshole on the internet?

[Hermanator 6944]

Please let the coaches know it's ok for Bo Davis to yell at Blake Gideon to get in the mutha fucka if the fucking safeties shit the bed against an inferior piece of shit program one more fucking time. 

[Hank_Hill 18490]

TexAgs level thread, this is

[89Horn 1492]

Me:  Hey, coach did you know that —

Sark:  Not now!!  We’re trying to come up with the perfect play to unlock the 4th and 1 conundrum.

Me:  I’ll come back later.

[B00M 6280]

42 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Me:  Hey, coach did you know that —

Sark:  Not now!!  We’re trying to come up with the perfect play to unlock the 4th and 1 conundrum.

Me:  I’ll come back later.

Narrator: it was another Red Wildcat run

[FartingMonk 3606]

Don't worry Sark was visited by the ghost of John Madden.  He gave him the ultimate game plan.  He found out the key to victory is to score more points than your opponents 

[EuroHorn 3204]

I talked to the team today.  They agreed that winning is in our best interest.  At first they were a bit apathetic 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

Hang on I thought the current surly feeling was that this team might as well be 1-9 because Sark is terrible and our players keep getting worse?  What do you mean play for a a championship?

[miguelito 11219]

Howard Johnson is right!

[MotownHorn 1731]

Brilliant observation!

OP are you a college football coach, or did you just sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night?!?!?

[Captain Ron 12801]

[Huckleberry 32701]

Thread title was strange. Link provided is great. So thanks.

[Sleep off ugly 279]

22 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Never tell linux the odds!

[Ignatius 4001]

In all seriousness, the staff should investigate the possibility of having a former Madden champ help out with play-calling…

[Zeus 5950]

Maybe they will coach to win this game since this is the case we'll see what happens. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

I look forward to linux’s Ted Talk on this subject. 

[Wishbone 4738]

4 hours ago, linux said:

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG

http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

[miguelito 11219]

I hope the coaches call for the touchdown play.

[rpspeed 1351]

Orange slice alert! This is not a drill! No holding back for later!!

 

[Gidnik 3251]

you withless fucking dishrag

[Frank Hammer 42]

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

Guys , we should just win every game. 

 

It's that simple !