Game Thread Texas vs iowa state - 7pm on Fox

[BrazilHorn 6621]

Way to rally past the bullshit!!

Solid win baby. 10-1

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Ten win Teve

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fucking culture defining win.

5 star culture?

[Jebus 1317]

Hope Yormark enjoyed the show, the fuckface 

[cmontexas 3272]

Great fuckin win

[ousux 5600]

Team is fucking pumped up and ready to mudhole sand aggy next week. Can't wait to see Yormark

[ztejas 43517]

Just now, Richter said:

@closetojumpingTen-Win Teve

I like you. 

I like this guy 

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

Farewell and adieu you pale Iowan ladies

Edited November 19, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[naija 2869]

please interview that jagoff again.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

2 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

Hey 54, suck a fat cock. 

[theaveragejon 988]

For posterity! 
Give em hell, give em hell! 
MAKE EM EAT SHIT!

[Stunns38 3536]

This team was beat the fuck up with injuries , had some ref fuckery in the first half, and just persevered. 10 wins and so fucking proud of this team. Sark called a good game.

Hopefully we don’t lose X long term.

Let’s beat STD factory Tech next Friday and go on to win this shit conference.

Hook em!

[immamac 42875]

Guys. They fucking believe. They believe it’s possible. I can see it on them. 

[TexArcher 37989]

Ladies and gentlemen...

We will never go on another Big 12 road trip.  

[Bevoette 1288]

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Blue, Baxter won’t get past a defense reading run to save his life.  

It was enough 😁

[crony 362]

Mad props to Baxter.

[Newdoc 3448]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

guy saying we played like 2 stars!!!!

The guy was a corn aggy homer almost all game.

[Hondo 682]

Now we have to avoid the "we're already in the Big 12 CG" letdown game vs. Tech.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12446]

I would not be opposed to a new DC, if like, say, Aranda when he's fired?

[TwiceHorn 31511]

Having a shit first half I think is exactly what this team needed.

That's what I have kind of sensed this whole time.

This team, without Sark, was fully capable of goat-fucking a first half and getting us way behind.

Instead, we live up to his vision, dominate first halves, and fall apart in the second.

This was just what we needed.

Edited November 19, 2023 by TwiceHorn

[EastHorn 281]

Sark yelling sing dammit?

[millhouse 2615]

Nap time, then las vegas GP

[derpyhorndog 2557]

3 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

worthy not on crutches is a good sign.  

I am a dr.  

 

Username does not check out

[runthebone 8022]

Banner already says 10-1

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, ousux said:

Team is fucking pumped up and ready to mudhole sand aggy next week. Can't wait to see Yormark

He saw the preamble tonight. Mud hole on Friday 

[FtheBig12 176]

Really wanted sark to score there and shove shit their faces but I guess he's a better man than me.

Edited November 19, 2023 by FtheBig12

[InkaUtexas 26011]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I like you. 

I like this guy 

Have another white claw. 

[Guadaloopy 10987]

Happy and proud for J Whitt.   What a game!

[Laxtonto 12090]

[Mo Horn 8852]

Winner 

[sdm 892]

Goodbye Iowa State, you'll not be missed.

[MIkeHoncho 1927]

2 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Give me eleven win esteban

Once Victoria Esteban!!

[USNALonghorn 5078]

We had so many points taken off the board

[Nivek 16946]

Hey 54, suck a fat cock. 

To be fair, he can suck a skinny one, or an average one, or a micro for all i care. Bitch ass punk matches his bitchass coach.

[theaveragejon 988]

I hope #54 chokes on a giant corn cob chode tonight. Fuck you ISU. 

[Dbeasy 15074]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Dirty ass team, refs jn their pocket, douchebag coach, douche fans.

Feels good. Fuck you isu. Time to piss.

There were a few plays where they marked ISU 1-2 yards further than they made, and Texas 1-2 yard short. I wish someone would make a video of that bs. 

[Michael Knight 12989]

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

The guy was a corn aggy homer almost all game.

I think he was trying to say we played tough and gritty and had like lunch pails or some shit like a 2 star who has to work for a living vs a 5 star 

[Ravishing Rick 1130]

[TexEx15 17546]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Ten win Teve

[TOR 5716]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Having a shit first half I think is exactly what this team needed.

That's what I have kind of sensed this whole time.

This team, without Sark, was fully capable of goat-fucking a first half and getting us way behind.

Instead, we live up to his vision, dominate first halves, and fall apart in the second.

This was just what we needed.

Falling apart in the 1st half is a lot easier on my digestive system.

[ztejas 43517]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Have another white claw. 

Bitch maybe I will. 

How you liking Chelsea this season?

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

Liked seeing blue tally 50 total yards. I hope he sticks around 

[Bobby Layne 270]

15 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

There you go, now we're calling it fair

No. Makeup calls are the lowest form of corruption. Makes it SEEM like they’re competent and fair. Bullshit calls to pad stats when the game is all but over. 

[BabaYaga 15302]

10-1 you fuck waffles.  

[ClubWhatever 12153]

Nobody knows if we're in the CCG.  Not even the big 12.  

[naija 2869]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

I think he was trying to say we played tough and gritty and had like lunch pails or some shit like a 2 star who has to work for a living vs a 5 star 

yeah no shit. it was nothing to get bent out of shape about

[Paul Wesley 3287]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We will never go on another Big 12 road trip.  

And I'll never look at entire season's worth of home conference games and think, "College football fans across the country don't give a tiny shit about playing a single one of these teams."

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Says a lot when your backup can come in and produce the same level 

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ladies and gentlemen...

We will never go on another Big 12 road trip.  

Yes we will when we stomp some fuckers in the title game

[Pancho 44866]

3 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Hope Yormark enjoyed the show, the fuckface 

Yackmark to you: