Cowboys-Panthers 12PM FOX

[Vic Mackey 46934]

I feel a TD on this drive would go a long way to putting it out of reach for Carolina. Not sure how many TD drives they can get in a quarter. Would at least take away the run game for them, which is something we can't stop against anyone.

[TOR 5364]

Ooops, Pollard down at the 1.

[Augustus 3061]

Damn what a RUN

[Texzilla58 4717]

Sam Williams.  One of the dumbest players on the team.  He's ultra talented but dumb as a rock.

Dumb. It’s a common trait on all Cowboys teams in recent years. Jimmy’s first question looking at talent was their iq. Stupid didn’t last long with him.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Ooops, Pollard down at the 1.

He was on top of the defender, thankfully.  That run deserved a TD

[TOR 5364]

Love when the defense runs the Touchdown Play.

[Augustus 3061]

Bland is the man.

[Vic Mackey 46934]

And that will for sure do it. Defense is at its best when they know the opposing offense has to pass the ball. DL can do what they do best, rush the passer and our DBs can be a little extra aggressive.

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

who dat lookin like trevon diggs?

[RamjetFDO 10554]

4th pick six? That's just nuts.

[Dewey 3280]

The guy is not real, that was super hero shit right there 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Every aspect of that pick was amazing!

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Allxbland does is score touchdowns 

[hookemATL 11609]

Great play. Bland is a ballhawk. 

[Horn80 6075]

I’d cut that WR for doing nothing after INT.

[TOR 5364]

Carolina is strong in the pornstache game, so they got that going for them.

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Great play. Bland is a ballhawk. 

this

i'm interested in the season again with a ballhawk

real difference makers in the league now are few and far between and usually only in the form of a mahomes, a shutdown corner or a ballhawk

[MrBig 5284]

Daron Bland was recruited to Fresno State by Kalen DeBoer as a transfer. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

With Bland and Diggs next year (although be patient with Treyvon, may take until mid-season), if we can keep Gilmore for cheap (he's old) and add one more corner, then it's about really having to improve the LBs and the interior line.

I'm glad McCarthy can laugh at his incompetence.  It's an important trait.

[TOR 5364]

Happened standing up but Micah put a solid lick on Young on the sack.  Could hear it.

[hookemATL 11609]

Panthers o-line is ready to go home. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Fake Around and Find Out, apparently.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Fights his way out of a third consecutive sack just to get belted by Wilson. 

[TOR 5364]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Daron Bland was recruited to Fresno State by Kalen DeBoer as a transfer. 

Advantage aggy?

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

I feel bad for Bryce. I mean, not too bad, but damn. 

[Augustus 3061]

My goodness.  What an onslaught on three plays

[Texzilla58 4717]

With Bland and Diggs next year (although be patient with Treyvon, may take until mid-season), if we can keep Gilmore for cheap (he's old) and add one more corner, then it's about really having to improve the LBs and the interior line.
I'm glad McCarthy can laugh at his incompetence.  It's an important trait.

They have to draft or FA some o line help. Steele sucks but has a big guarantee. Tyron and Martin getting old/injury prone.

[AbeFroman 2112]

That's not a baseball cap

[dcar00 14035]

Olsen is an idiot.  he absolutely slowed him up. Thielen is just pissed he's in Carolina.

[texastroubadour 1204]

Thielen is whiny little cunt

[TOR 5364]

Not getting a handy in Buffalo.

 

What?

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

They have to draft or FA some o line help. Steele sucks but has a big guarantee. Tyron and Martin getting old/injury prone.

I agree.  Specifically they need OT help.  I have some hope for TJ Bass as a swing OG to help in the interior.  If they could cross him at C next offseason, then you some decent depth on the interior.

[Dr Fear 1265]

Cowboys have covered every game they've been favored in with the exception of Arizona.

[Aqua Buddha 14504]

WTF?

 

[TOR 5364]

There goes THAT endorsement deal.

[Texzilla58 4717]

C4 couldn’t afford that much publicity. He got 2.5 sack out of the gate. What energy! I want some of that! Fuck if the it blows up my heart!

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

They have several “pre-workout powder” offerings so I picked the most expensive Ultimate something or other branded one:

ULTIMATE ENERGY — Fuel your ultimate workout with 300 mg of Caffeine.
 

jesus Horacio Christ 

[Hermanator 6939]

Yeah those fucking powders should be illegal. Tried some years ago to help with workouts and had such a bad reaction ended up taking myself to the hospital. Afterwards it caused me to be ultra sensitive to stimulants to the point I can't even drink coffee to this day without having horrendous side effects. 

[Aqua Buddha 14504]

Yeah, haven't people died from these?

[TOR 5364]

So, you're saying 4 Loko?  Just add clear alcohol?

[Texzilla58 4717]

In college I was the frat pres. I get a call. You gotta get over here. Fucking Jones is fucking OD’ing! Oh fuck! this as in olden times around 1980.

I get there. This dude as spasming like crazy but could talk. “ what the fuck did you take! Coke? Speed?" "cccofffeeeee!".
someone came out of the kitchen with a car of instant folgers. he drank the whole jar. he drank the equivalent of 32 cups of coffee. it was during exams. they took him to the hospital.

the dude was never the same. he switched from a marketing major to drama. quit school and moved to nyc. got a spot on a soap opera without a line and was never heard from again.