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The kid made what should have been 2 50-yard game-winning field goals against Alabama and OU, only to see our defense choke both games away in the final seconds. He was indeed terrible last year and I hope he figures it out and does well at his new home.

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17 hours ago, ztejas said:

Fuck that shit, man. Sark has this thing rolling. We don't have time for kicking seasons like the travesty that Bert put together in '24. 

Bert drove me crazy but it’s on Sark for constantly setting up plays where if we needed to kick it was from the side of the field where Bert kept missing. 

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3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bert sucked last year because 90% of y'all kept calling him Burt.

It would have been easier if he'd have just gone ahead and changed his name to Aubern.

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3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I'll be interested to see if Auburn can figure out what went wrong, and maybe get his first two seasons' accuracy back. 

Probably will be better for him when he doesn't have Sark in his face with a nervous-looking grin before every big kick, and without a line that constantly false starts during his attempts. He might benefit from a haircut, too.

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On 4/18/2025 at 3:30 PM, MrBig said:

Bert drove me crazy but it’s on Sark for constantly setting up plays where if we needed to kick it was from the side of the field where Bert kept missing. 

  Both sides?

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On 4/18/2025 at 6:01 AM, Kennythetiger said:

When Z’s being all mean and hateful like that, your best bet is just to ignore him. He’ll be his normal sweet self in the morning. 

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I wish Bert well. Forgot how good he was 2 years ago. 

He was still cheeks last season and Texas has made the right call by moving on. 

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On 4/18/2025 at 4:31 PM, OU Sucks said:

Probably will be better for him when he doesn't have Sark in his face with a nervous-looking grin before every big kick, and without a line that constantly false starts during his attempts. He might benefit from a haircut, too.

Yes it's the guy who's about to get 15 of his players drafted's fault.

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On 4/18/2025 at 10:44 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

Definitely should reboot his hairstyle at the same time as his kicking career. 

For sure. Here comes an old man rant, so please neg me if you want.

There's a good life rule. If we choose to hire you and you look really ridiculous, you had better be really, really good at your job. An example of this would be Albert Einstein. 

Because if you screw up, then WE look really ridiculous for having made the decision to hire you.  

For fun, check out the social media saga of this angry woman, Ash O'Brien, who for some reason, couldn't get a job at TJ Maxx.  

“Gonna Use This For My Younger Clients As A Lesson”: People Give Tattooed Woman A Reality Check

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37 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I'd need to see a full body shot before making that determination

Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best.

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To read an interview with Ash and watch her hilarious, clueless TikTok,  click here. TJMAXX claimed she didn't have enough experience, but one viewer speculated that perhaps, "it was the demon-spider on her neck."  

Good luck to you, Bert. And if you want people to take you seriously, stop presenting yourself like you just finished a run in the traveling production of "Hair."

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34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

To read an interview with Ash and watch her hilarious, clueless TikTok,  click here. TJMAXX claimed she didn't have enough experience, but one viewer speculated that perhaps, "it was the demon-spider on her neck."  

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