Game Week Thread Week 12, 2023; Texas Tech at Texas

[Horn80 6,114]

Tech fans approaching Austin.

[NashLonghorn 270]

11 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Tech fan checking in. 
 

I have zero hope. None. Nada. Zip. 
 

I fear it’s going to be a bloodbath like that game in the late 90’s where you destroyed our kicker on the fake FG. 
 

I had so much hope for this season, but alas, we’re not nearly as good as we thought we would be. Luckily for me I have to attend a wedding tonight and miss the shitshow. 

You can always record the game!😄

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I see your reverse jinx attempt and I do not accept it.

We're gonna skullfuck y'all by 21 points that turns into a 3-point win.

Nein. No reverse jinx here. 

I was in the stands for Oregon vs Tech and witnessed a coaching staff make dumbass decisions that lost the game. 
 

I was in Provo at an alcohol-free stadium  surrounded by sugary nice BYU fans on their sugar highs from their maple donut they call a “Cougar Tail” and watched both the players and the coaches go full retard, probably due to the effects of the Mormons’ magic underwear and the weird stories we heard about “soaking”.

We have receivers who can’t get open, lineman who can’t block, and DB’s who can’t cover.  We will go for it deep on our side of the 50 even though we have an All-American punter just sitting around with nothing to do.

The whole program has been a clown show this year, from Game 1. 
 

I desperately hope we have a chance, but deep in my heart I know we have none.  I wanted so bad to send you all to the SEC with two straight losses to Tech, but it simply wasn’t meant to be.

And our basketball team is even worse than our football team  

 

 

[Briuis 61]

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I’m in Midland visiting my parents- all the little anklebiters are out in their red and black bullshit. I hate Tech more than anyone after growing up here. 
 

We’re gonna whoop that ass. 
55-17 Horns

Just remind them that the best player to ever come out of Midland went to Texas. 

[WinningIsHard 4,024]

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

Just remind them that the best player to ever come out of Midland went to Texas. 

POS rep just for the avatar 

[Horn80 6,114]

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

Just remind them that the best player to ever come out of Midland went to Texas. 

Reminds me, Odessa is way over due to send Texas some great players.

[Briuis 61]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Reminds me, Odessa is way over due to send Texas some great players.

Roy Williams 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

Look for the Horns to have one of their best games. Good time to put it all together. Establish the run to open up the passing game. A handful of long TD passes/runs plus another three or four sustained drives. Tech manages 17, maybe. We might just see our second string QB in the fourth. Who will it be?

[mdleast 8,289]

[texastroubadour 1,210]

Is Lowell drunk?

[Mikey4 2,476]

5 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Is Lowell drunk?

I hope so. His sober shtick sucks.

[Horn80 6,114]

47 minutes ago, Briuis said:

Roy Williams 

Since Roy and Cedric….

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

Where you assholes at?

[TexArcher 37,761]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Where you assholes at?

Houston.  Stupid family holiday.

[TrashMaster G 17,536]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Where you assholes at?

The west side of the stadium is blocking your view of me at the Alumni Center.

[Herbie Hancock 7,341]

Reminds me, Odessa is way over due to send Texas some great players.

Uhh, Cheech, you ain't watched much West Texas football in the last 15-20 years have you?

[Rockwell Torrey 1,280]

43 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Where you assholes at?

You can’t see The Yellow Rose from  your seats.

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

The McGuire injury report from Monday was just bullshit. 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

Looks like Taylor-Demerson will try to play. 

 

[WinningIsHard 4,024]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The McGuire injury report from Monday was just bullshit. 

 

[Pancho 44,685]

Like all season, I’ll temp lock this and direct everyone to the game thread. I’ll reopen after the game.

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

On 11/20/2023 at 1:43 PM, Codaxx said:

At this point I just write down 300 yards passing for the opponent, so any double digit spread seems suspect. 

On 11/20/2023 at 2:07 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

If we give up 300 passing yards to Tech our secondary is pretty bad. 

Morton has not thrown for 300+ yards in 5 starts this year. 

Now you see why I was not even remotely worried about Tech. 

On 11/20/2023 at 9:50 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, if you think our secondary is going to shut them down when they start throwing the ball around I think you are on an island.  

I tried to tell you Tech's WRs are really bad. 

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

This line should have been 20+ without Hutchings and Price.