T'Vondre Sweat Appreciation Thread

[jimmyjazz 46136]

Dammit, T'Vondre.  It's all right there in front of you, and you just dropped a bunch, maybe a round or more.

[jimmyjazz 46136]

2:12 PM?  Really?

[LTtxfan 49358]

WTF...  2pm on Sunday ???

[Da Fino 2784]

Records show Sweat, 22, was arrested by the Austin Police Department and booked into Travis County Jail at 2:12 p.m. Sunday.
 

Are they talking about today? An hour ago?

[Nope 3121]

Never go full Sunday brunch

[Nope 3121]

No home cooking from APD either…much have been pretty extreme 

[Josef Pwag 1741]

13 minutes ago, Nope said:

Never go full Sunday brunch

How many Mimosa's does it take to legally intoxicate a T'Vondre.

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, Josef Pwag said:

How many bottles does it take to legally intoxicate a T'Vondre.

 

[LTtxfan 49358]

Agent better go to work to help TSweat.

Hopefully Sark reaches out too.  

[Lou Loomis 758]

Aw, man.... Like throwing money on the ground. Ugh.

[immamac 43061]

Big big big fuck up. Why are these guys not ride sharing everywhere. 

[jimmyjazz 46136]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Big big big fuck up. Why are these guys not ride sharing everywhere. 

This.  I don't know how much he was making in NIL, but it was enough for permanent Uber from his pocket change.

[ATXbronco 4089]

Welcome to the Cowboys, Sweat!

[Hook1997 5402]

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Agent better go to work to help TSweat.

Hopefully Sark reaches out too.  

Agent had to of already had the don’t do anything stupid talk..  

[Rimbo 26121]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Welcome to the Cowboys RAIDERS, Sweat!

fixed

[LTtxfan 49358]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Welcome to the Cowboys, Sweat!

Texans

[DanTheHorn 4966]

43 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How many Mimosa's does it take to legally intoxicate a T'Vondre.

First thought was what a poor decision and second thought was how many drinks does a man of 365 lbs have to drink to go over the limit.

[Surly Bevo 25153]

Damn bro, grab an Uber.

[victory88 5669]

Just a moronic decision.  He had a reputation amongst scouts that he partied a lot and this isn’t going help.  Going to cost him a lot of money.  

Edited April 7 by victory88

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

People fucking hate success 

[tx 3 putt 77431]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Damn bro, grab an Uber.

uber XL

 

i don't think this hurts him at all. Jalen Carter did much worst and still a top 10 pick

[TrashMaster G 17600]

54 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How many Mimosa's does it take to legally intoxicate a T'Vondre.

*mimosas

 

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Big big big fuck up. Why are these guys not ride sharing everywhere. 

Why the fuck is he even drinking?

His LIFE is a fucking job interview until the draft. It's a few months. Jesus Motherfucking Christ, how dumb can you be, son?

[boilerhorn 1399]

9 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

First thought was what a poor decision and second thought was how many drinks does a man of 365 lbs have to drink to go over the limit.

https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html

365 lbs
Normal Beer: 9.5 beers, 5% 12oz beers in 2 hours
IPAs at a local brewpub: 5 7% pints in 2 hours
Shots: 8.5 shots in 2 hours

Many variables and the above is not perfect.  But "lots" is a pretty reasonable answer.

 

[ousux 5602]

Gotdammit, this will likely cost him a few rounds, doh!

[ousux 5602]

https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html
365 lbs
Normal Beer: 9.5 beers, 5% 12oz beers in 2 hours
IPAs at a local brewpub: 5 7% pints in 2 hours
Shots: 8.5 shots in 2 hours
Many variables and the above is not perfect.  But "lots" is a pretty reasonable answer.
 

Variables such as it's not likely he didn't eat before or during...so add a couple drinks to that.

[TrashMaster G 17600]

14 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gotdammit, this will likely cost him a few rounds, doh!

You really think this will drop him THREE or more rounds???

[immamac 43061]

I mean I can’t even begin to understand how this happens, this highlights the lack of education for the guys with a lot on the line about how fucking stupid it is to drive even after a single drink. 

it was different in the past when taxis were a bitch and hardly available. In Austin Uber and Lyft are beyond readily available they are actually more convenient and cheaper than having to park 

[ousux 5602]

You really think this will drop him THREE or more rounds???

I know in the past NFL teams tolerated much worse than a DUI, but times have changed. I don't know exactly what this will cost him, but it won't go unnoticed.

I will say I was on the "Byron Murphy will go before Sweat" bandwagon back when that was an unpopular opinion, this just widens the gap further. I'm still a Sweat fan and think he can have a great career if he keeps his weight in check, but if I were a GM I'd take Murphy first.

[Dennis Taylor 18872]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

WTF...  2pm on Sunday ???

According to this it happened overnight, and the reporter asks him about last night's incident 

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8828]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

WTF...  2pm on Sunday ???

This^^^ right here, damn man, what the hell was he thinking?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

[MrBig 5440]

[Blotto 23578]

44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

With that disguise, how did the  press ever figure out that was Sweat in the first place? Also, our AD just reported a ~$40M profit in  22-23, and as that figure stops in June '23, it doesn't even benefit from the football success. Belmont should just have an unlimited Uber account that athletes can tap into  24/7. 

[MrBig 5440]

APD arrested VY for DWI. Texas Football players should know they aren’t immune to getting picked up for this shit if it could happen to VY. Especially with the big fancy cars they drive now, they stick out like a sore thumb. 

[tx 3 putt 77431]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html

365 lbs
Normal Beer: 9.5 beers, 5% 12oz beers in 2 hours
IPAs at a local brewpub: 5 7% pints in 2 hours
Shots: 8.5 shots in 2 hours

Many variables and the above is not perfect.  But "lots" is a pretty reasonable answer.

 

ive never seen a black person in my life drink an ipa 

#noracist 

[immamac 43061]

21 minutes ago, MrBig said:

APD arrested VY for DWI. Texas Football players should know they aren’t immune to getting picked up for this shit if it could happen to VY. Especially with the big fancy cars they drive now, they stick out like a sore thumb. 

Tell me you haven’t been to Austin in a while without telling me. The athletes aren’t even remotely driving the nicest fanciest cars in Austin lol. 

[Vertuzzi 1392]

Dude are you fucking kidding me….this asshole can’t order a motherfucking Uber? Hope this kid has a cousin or teammate that can beat some sense into his fucking head. Fucking draft is in 2.5 weeks and this asshole can’t keep his shit together. Can’t stand when these guys waste opportunities. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Agent had to of already had the don’t do anything stupid talk..  

holy shit

”Had to have”. Is that what you’re trying to say, here? 
 

[ATXbronco 4089]

We're not that far from being able to engage "Drunk Mode" in our self-driving electric cars where we click the "Home" button to get a safe ride home and the car will refuse any external input from our drunken hands.  

I hope it's possible, anyhow.

[Bevo 13601]

Just saw this. I can’t believe y’all heard before me. I just got the text like an hour and a half ago.

[Jkwellborn 6745]

At this point, someone needs to just give them a free ride everywhere around town as part of a scholarship.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

According to this it happened overnight, and the reporter asks him about last night's incident 

 

 

See, T’Vondre. How hard was that? Driver even opens the door for you. 

[TexasGolf 5019]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I was just talking to my daughter (no pics, pervs) about this and she mentioned that Nebraska’s freshman VB star, Harper Murray, was just arrested for DWI. Other charges are pending. Supposedly, she tried running from the po-po.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/nebraska-womens-volleyball-star-accused-of-dui-allegedly-being-2-times-over-legal-limit/ar-BB1ldUj6

Edited April 8 by ImissWallyPryor

[SizzleChest 8284]

 

[Nope 3121]

21 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Technically everything is “all in the past” when speaking in real-time

[jimmyjazz 46136]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Tell me you haven’t been to Austin in a while without telling me. The athletes aren’t even remotely driving the nicest fanciest cars in Austin lol. 

Uh, have you been on campus?  I have seen several Lambos on the regular this year.  A nice white one parks right outside my son's apartment  I'm no expert, they might not be the highest priced Lambos in town which no doubt a few tech bros are driving, but there is some serious high-HP sheet metal cruising around West Campus these days, and it ain't the theater majors driving them.

[SizzleChest 8284]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, have you been on campus?  I have seen several Lambos on the regular this year.  A nice white one parks right outside my son's apartment  I'm no expert, they might not be the highest priced Lambos in town which no doubt a few tech bros are driving, but there is some serious high-HP sheet metal cruising around West Campus these days, and it ain't the theater majors driving them.

It's the Insta influencers and Onlyfans content creators.

Edited April 8 by SizzleChest

[Beau Vine 54432]

4 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

First thought was what a poor decision and second thought was how many drinks does a man of 365 lbs have to drink to go over the limit.

All of them.

[Beau Vine 54432]

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, have you been on campus?  I have seen several Lambos on the regular this year.  A nice white one parks right outside my son's apartment  I'm no expert, they might not be the highest priced Lambos in town which no doubt a few tech bros are driving, but there is some serious high-HP sheet metal cruising around West Campus these days, and it ain't the theater majors driving them.

The first year I worked at UT, I was fairly embarrassed to park my Accord in the faculty lot next to Gregory.