What's this i'm reading about Sam Ehlinger pimping some sort of caffeinated gum?

[Goo Punch 4275]

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum. sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Edited July 10, 2018 by Goo Punch

[EuroHorn 3277]

Edited July 10, 2018 by EuroHorn

[DaggerHorns 3109]

I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s probably just a cover up for a booster paying him to not fuck up.

[RoundRobin 828]

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum.  sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Who cares what BYU thinks?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum.  sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Like the floater into the end zone in OT dumb or nah?

[SizzleChest 8296]

[Sejjr 3249]

Caffeine gum has been proven by Tom Brady's guru to prevent 4th quarter brain farts, allegedly. 

[Nope 3143]

If true it was a great idea to out it here!

Edited July 10, 2018 by Nope

[RockyMountainHighHorn 897]

derka derka derka

[Tailleur17 361]

Oh Derka. Never change. 

[The Earl of Texas 3187]

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

 sounds pretty dumb to me

You don’t fucking say

[Machinator 32099]

[Goo Punch 4275]

searching some more this is all i've found:

[52-80 19287]

Derka thread

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

We've officially reached peak offseason. 

[South Austin 52765]

Steve Buechele put you up to this, didn’t he?

[UDontKnow 10515]

I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

[phdhorn 6224]

I heard Reverend Gum preach.  He was amazing!

[DaysOff 8032]

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

[Steamboat1874 4183]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

Make it AM.

[pearlandhorn 3333]

Maybe he created a new gum that will help him not throw the ball to the other team?  Genius idea.  Limited market though because if he's smart, he won't sell it to scheduled opponent QBs.

[TreatyOak 16844]

42 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

Fuck Chip Brown always wins you reps from me. 

[TreatyOak 16844]

If you drink, don't start thread. 

[SizzleChest 8296]

Sam = Gum Wolf

[Domedriver 655]

If you dig into it you will find Fucking Chip Browns gaping ass pumping turds at your eyeballs!

[Lat22 4053]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

After they get off of the lake?

[abuelo gringo 323]

Launched by a team of young entrepreneurs in Austin, Texas, Rev Gum™ was created with one goal in mind: to make energy products more portable and better tasting. One pack contains 6 gems, the caffeine equivalent of 6 cups of coffee in a better tasting, more efficient form. No matter where you are, what your goal is, carrying a pack of Rev Gum™ enables you to be Be Intensely Here™.

Maybe friends or relatives?

[woohorn 1131]

Caffine gum sounds about as dangerous to kids as tide pods. Some toddler's heart is going to blow like a mentos in a Wolf Cola.

 

 

[Tex Pete 21050]

As long as he quits devouring meth in the 4th quarter, I'll be happy.

[Vertigo 20400]

Derka is a viral marketing genius. You should go post this on texags and watch the views skyrocket. 

[Vertigo 20400]

25 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Launched by a team of young entrepreneurs in Austin, Texas, Rev Gum™ was created with one goal in mind: to make energy products more portable and better tasting. One pack contains 6 gems, the caffeine equivalent of 6 cups of coffee in a better tasting, more efficient form. No matter where you are, what your goal is, carrying a pack of Rev Gum™ enables you to be Be Intensely Here™.

Maybe friends or relatives?

Most likely a friend's company that he is just trying to help out with some exposure. 

[I Plead Da Fif 330]

3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Maybe he created a new gum that will help him not throw the ball to the other team?  Genius idea.  Limited market though because if he's smart, he won't sell it to scheduled opponent QBs.

Or maybe he gives it to the oline who consistently open some running lanes and take more pressure off of a a young QB.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Speaking of gum, whatever happened to JameGumb? I always thought his GIFs and other works were high quality that came close to rivaling THUjone.

[Zepol87 9263]

Used to love the Gatorade gum

[TreatyOak 16844]

1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

If you dig into it you will find Fucking Chip Browns gaping ass pumping turds at your eyeballs!

You had me at "Fucking Chip Browns..."

[texifornia 57546]

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum. sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Could be a friend's company, could be a campus rep like Red Bull does a lot - don't see a big problem.

[woohorn 1131]

Dfigg was all set to be spokesperson, but the job required chewing.

[Jkwellborn 6897]

Used to love the Gatorade gum

Dr Pepper gum was more my speed.

I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

Phrasing. Nttatwwt