Copa America 2024 back in the USA!!

[Bottlecap 1523]

Also does James need a club lol? I know Austin FC are horny for +30 attackers and he’s looking damned good. Would kill in MLS.

[Captain Ron 12868]

8 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Also does James need a club lol? I know Austin FC are horny for +30 attackers and he’s looking damned good. Would kill in MLS.

James and the …

 

[Captain Ron 12868]

Geez I did t realize that it’s been 10 years since 

https://youtu.be/B8XsmIfQr6o?si=yCp_Lr60Xu0xyrfX

Embedding now allowed. LAME

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

1 hour ago, Bottlecap said:

Rooting for a USWNT vs Thailand shoreline to really drive home how pathetic Gergg’s non-attacking, positionfull football is.

I too would enjoy some time on the Thailand shoreline

[Captain Ron 12868]

Also - WTF was that 4th goal by Colombia? Awarded the penalty AND gave the goal?

 

Never change CONMEBOL, never change. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

Starting to think CONMEBOL might be on the take 🤔 

[InkaUtexas 25862]

28 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Also - WTF was that 4th goal by Colombia? Awarded the penalty AND gave the goal?

 

Never change CONMEBOL, never change. 

Missed the game. What?

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I didn’t hear the whistle blow.  It looked like he was going to call the penalty and then saw the ball fall to the Colombian player.  It was advantage with weird hand signs.  
Panama should have never stopped playing.  That’s 100% on them.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Endrick is making Neymar look like John Wayne right now.

[Napoleon 8661]

First impression:

Endrick in a sniveling bitch.

[Captain Ron 12868]

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Missed the game. What?

 

20 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I didn’t hear the whistle blow.  It looked like he was going to call the penalty and then saw the ball fall to the Colombian player.  It was advantage with weird hand signs.  
Panama should have never stopped playing.  That’s 100% on them.

You’ll probably need to follow links here

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Ok.  I missed him walking to the spot.  
 

He still didn’t blow the whistle or at least I can’t hear it definitively.  He raised the whistle to his mouth and was obviously calling the foul.  It was fucked up and the ref should be sent back down to U6 games, but the ball was in the net before he could blow the play dead.  I think that technically gives him cover to play advantage until that point.

Edited July 7 by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

[Napoleon 8661]

I honestly wonder if Darwin Nuñez needs glasses/contacts.

His bumblefuckery is unexplainable.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

(whispers) forty-five...
(SCREAMS) FORTY-FIVE!!

[Hank_Hill 18793]

34 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

First impression:

Endrick in a sniveling bitch.

Lol. Araujo tried to flex on a child and got instakarmad

[Hefeweizen 5310]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol. Araujo tried to flex on a child and got instakarmad

No shit.  He’s a turd and I am not sorry he’s hurt.  Uruguay playing like bitches.

[Hank_Hill 18793]

These refs are trash. Uruguay looking better regardless though

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Uruguay playing like bitches.

Really?  I mean it is Uruguay.  I thought they have tamed it down because they are confident they can win.

At this point of this game, I would expect them to have four players cautioned and four handbags incidents.  And there goes their first one.
 

This isn’t a game of tiddlywinks.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Kinda dumb how Colombia and Brazil can potentially play in the semis despite being in the same group, no? Same with Argentina and Canada

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Laughable refereeing at this point. That was a clear corner

[BrickHorn 18216]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Laughable refereeing at this point. That was a clear corner

He’s way over his head. 

[BrickHorn 18216]

This ref is a doofus.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

He’s way over his head. 

Yeah probably.

But this has to be the third hardest international level game to keep under control after Uru/Arg and Bra/Arg.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Now things are heating up.

Hes going to toss him.

Edited July 7 by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

[Hank_Hill 18793]

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Now things are heating up.

Hes going to toss him.

Has to

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Get the fuck off of the field you trashy looking fuck

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Has to

Absolutely.  Each replay had me grabbing for my leg.  

I just don’t know if that is going to calm shit down or set things off.

[YChang 3443]

What's there to plead? 

[Hank_Hill 18793]

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

What's there to plead? 

“Pero referee did you see he was black??”

[BrickHorn 18216]

No call when Darwin got hacked. He’s been getting raped up there and the ref has let Brazil get away with it all game.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

No call when Darwin got hacked. He’s been getting raped up there and the ref has let Brazil get away with it all game.

Maybe he is channeling his inner Todd Akin and determining it non-legitimate.

[Napoleon 8661]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Pero referee did you see he was black??”

I’m not sure if you realize how likely this would be to working with an Argentine ref. 

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Just now, Napoleon said:

I’m not sure if you realize how likely this would be to working with an Argentine ref. 

Oh I’m very aware. Especially if Brasil is involved 

[Napoleon 8661]

I think that CONMEBOL & FS1 should be paying the viewers for watching this thing. 

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Definitely see BRA having a wet fart of a cup of this is the same offensive effort we see in 2 years 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Well

that one was perfect

And the second was not

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Brazil deserves to lose just based on the way they have taken all their penalties.

[InkaUtexas 25862]

LOL Brazil. Just shoot the fucking ball. Stare downs don't work.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Holy shit

Brazilian Matt LeBlanc.

[YChang 3443]

what a save

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Holy shit
Brazilian Matt LeBlanc.

Was thinking exactly the same thing...

"Could he *BE* any more sad?" - Uruguayan Chandler Bing.

[Hank_Hill 18793]

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Brazil deserves to lose just based on the way they have taken all their penalties.

Yea, the samba steps need to die

[Macklemore 2876]

pooooor brasileños

[YChang 3443]

sad trombone

[Hank_Hill 18793]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

pooooor brasileños

Least surprising Argentina fan of all time

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

1. lol Southgergg losing to Panama. They got their fucking doors blown off tonight. 
 

2. these games suck in these soulless, quiet ass NFL stadiums. I’ve been to junior high football games with more exciting sound/entertainment than the USA-Bolivia game at JerryWorld. The lack of replays was shocking
 

3. WC2026 is going to suck mega dick as a fan/tv experience if they don’t figure out how to get the volume pumped up. 

[Macklemore 2876]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Least surprising Argentina fan of all time

I have been an Argentina fan since the 1990 Italy World Cup and have seen them play in Copa America in Argentina. Top 3 favorite country in the world for me. Love everything about it.

[Anastasis 23463]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Least surprising Argentina fan of all time

Gonna be funny to watch the meltdown when Colombia beats them in the final. 

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Just now, Macklemore said:

I have been an Argentina fan since the 1990 Italy World Cup and have seen them play in Copa America in Argentina. Top 3 favorite country in the world for me. Love everything about it.

Oh we know. One thing in particular. Anyway, wrong board. 

[Napoleon 8661]

2/4ths of the semifinalists speak that rioplatense castellano.

If anyone thinks that Colombia 🇨🇴 vs 🇺🇾 Uruguay is going to be any different than tonight’s match, then…

Vos no conocés los uruguayos.