Copa America 2024 back in the USA!!

[Hagbard Celine 10,849]

colombia are enchubbened but it feels like they should have gotten something out of the first half

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

forty-five... FORTY-FIVE!!!

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Now they know what a TV dinner feels like. 

Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs. 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

colombia are enchubbened but it feels like they should have gotten something out of the first half

They got into the stadium - isn't that enough?

[Napoleon 8,660]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is the humidity 400% in that stadium?

Enzo Fernández looked like he had just come out of a swimming pool of vegetable oil around the 44:30 mark. 

If they are still having a halftime Shakira concert, everyone is going to shower and put on clean uniforms.

Edited July 15 by Napoleon

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

I’d rather listen to a good 13 year old FIFA video game player provide analysis on Messi’s performance than Alexi Lalas 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Never thought about it, but I wonder if Aerosmith had a tour stop in Argentina approximately 9.5 months before Cannigia was born.

[Hagbard Celine 10,849]

12 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

forty-five... FORTY-FIVE!!!

absolutely obnoxious

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Truthful hips.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Shakira’s still got it. Even though this is some Ashlee Simpson style lip synching. 

[ztejas 43,411]

This is some of the worst dancing I've ever seen. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,905]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Shakira’s still got it. Even though this is some Ashlee Simpson style lip synching. 

No one is looking at her lips.

[Captain Ron 12,865]

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

No one is looking at her lips.

But what we are looking at does rhyme with it.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

No one is looking at her lips.

Look 3 feet lower

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Look 3 feet lower

Shoes?

[Captain Ron 12,865]

Also stop with this lame CGI segues - just keep the close ups of Shakira.

[PittsburghTiger 6,175]

I hate what America does to big time sporting events.

This is fucking stupid. 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shakira’s still got it. Even though this is some Ashlee Simpson style lip synching. 

I had to look it up - 47!!! 

 

[TexasMan 10,891]

Her backshots must be insane. Even at her age now. 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I hate what America does to big time sporting events.

This is fucking stupid. 

This was CONMEBOLs call, blame them.

[Ted Lange 16,083]

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I hate what America does to big time sporting events.

This is fucking stupid. 

Don’t disagree but CONMEBOL is running this show.  

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,175]

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This was CONMEBOLs call, blame them.

 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Don’t disagree but CONMEBOL is running this show.  

Gotcha but, we are still part of it. And it is in America.

It’s still fucking stupid to extend halftime for a fake music performance.

[randomhorn 1,726]

I don’t feel like those hips were telling me the whole truth 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,849]

conmebol and the colombian diaspora have done us a huge favor

when the colombians destroyed us 5-1 in the friendly it lit the fuse

the nation of colombia is on fire, this is the biggest thing that has happened to the entire country in it's history

wednesday night in charlotte there were huge brawls in the stands as uruguay players climbed the walls to get in to the stands to defend their families

the cost of security for the '26 cup increased by $500m tonight

[Macklemore 2,876]

12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shakira’s still got it. Even though this is some Ashlee Simpson style lip synching. 

Shakira is the sexiest woman alive.

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

Damn Shakira still got it! 
Got me like…

[Hagbard Celine 10,849]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Shakira is the sexiest woman alive.

Don't care, didn't watch, and nay, a 47-year old is not, has never, and will never be that.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Gotta do better on that header. 

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Don't care, didn't watch, and nay, a 47-year old is not, has never, and will never be that.

47 and still fine as hell. I’m talking about spitting in her mouth….

 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

That was MAYBE a handball ? Need more replays.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

This game is going back to these guys real roots. Copa Libertadores style end to end and rolling around on every touch. With an occasional horror tackle mixed in. 

[Ted Lange 16,083]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Sad to see the end of an era with Ronaldo and Messi’s bodies breaking down. 

[Ted Lange 16,083]

That’s it for Messi tonight.  Boooo

[Macklemore 2,876]

This sucks. Fuck. Messi leaving with an injury is a gut punch.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Oblique?  

[elfenix 34,223]

33 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shakira’s still got it. Even though this is some Ashlee Simpson style lip synching. 

It is the Orange Bowl

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,397]

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

That’s it for Messi tonight.  Boooo

I wonder if that is the end period.  Knee?

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Hope it’s an ankle and not Achilles .

[dcar00 14,151]

unless it is an achilles(which it didn't look like) it is just an ankle.

the way he was reacting I was thinking it was an acl or something like that.

[Napoleon 8,660]

The positive with this game is that unlike with the rest of the tournament, this final gets an extra 30 minute overtime of flopping and hacking  before going to penalties.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

He hurt his ankle when he got tackled in the first half. If it wasn’t the final he probably would have come off then. 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

There shouldn't be a penalty here. This isn't a foul.

[Napoleon 8,660]

I think that the Argentine barely kicked the ball forward so that the Colombian stepped on the ball.

Or it was a penalty and the ref is punishing the Colombian fans. 

[Captain Ron 12,865]

Oh that's off.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Kyle Walker was impressed by that offsides

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

Of course CONEMBOL is using MS-DOS92 for VAR. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,849]

if there isn't a goal from open play there will be a penalty awarded to colombia in regulation extra time

the security and safety risk from a colombia loss in this stadium at this hour requires it