It’s a sweater!

[HiggyBaby 2545]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!

[Guest]

Forgive me El Guapo, for I do not have your superior intellect and education. 

[Guest]

You two, you two. 

Look up here, look up here. 

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

[Al Czervik 1230]

Jefe, you do not understand women.

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Would you like to kiss me on the Veranda?

[elguapo 4586]

What is a plethora?

[miguelito 11310]

Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

[TrashMaster G 17599]

Lip balm?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I said shoot UP!  We both shot UP!  It's like living with a six-year-old....

[South Austin 52602]

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

[PencilPusher 454]

What's tequila?

It's like beer

Well if it's like beer, we'll have some. Three tequilas!

 

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

50 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

What's tequila?

It's like beer

Well if it's like beer, we'll have some. Three tequilas!

 

Is it fattening?

[LonghornLib 5]

Can I have your watch when you are dead?!?

[Bogeywon 2519]

4 hours ago, elguapo said:

What is a plethora?

username checks out

[RPM 26353]

[HornOnTheBayou 8946]

5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Would you like to kiss me on the Veranda?

Lips would be fine.

[Red Five 40895]

I’ll come back some day.
Why?

[Jack 51]

Shocked the sequel hasn't been announced.

[Steamboat1874 4085]

 

[Guest Lobo]

30+ years later and Steve Martin still has tinnitus from filming the pistols scene.  

What a great movie.  Appropriate title since it's the last of three movies in which Chevy Chase worked well in an ensemble cast (Caddyshack and Vacation being the others).  

[oSuJeff97 3435]

3 hours ago, LonghornLib said:

Can I have your watch when you are dead?!?

 

Underrated line.  Love it.

[HiggyBaby 2545]

Is it fattening?

 

¿Fattenings?

[HiggyBaby 2545]

My little buttercup has the sweetest ... es-smile!

[RPM 26353]

I've seen ALL of your films, including when you were Little Neddy Knickers!

[PantsTent 2002]

Excuse me, are you the singing bush?

 

[Jimbaround 975]

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?

[1978horn 896]

Infamous is when you're more than famous! This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 hours ago, RPM said:

I've seen ALL of your films, including when you were Little Neddy Knickers!

Read this in a horrible German accent. 

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

Get wardrobe over here right away. Take the Amigos' clothes.

[PencilPusher 454]

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you. 

So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? 

Tonight, or I will kill her! 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

 Are gringos falling from the sky?

 

Yes, El Guapo.

[C-Man 27262]

This movie is so, so great. And it reminds me that my 10-year-old son hasn't seen this one. Need to add it to the list.

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

16 hours ago, PantsTent said:

Excuse me, are you the singing bush?

 

Reading this next to your avatar made me laugh out loud.

[South Austin 52602]

Just now, C-Man said:

This movie is so, so great. And it reminds me that my 10-year-old son hasn't seen this one. Need to add it to the list.

Yep.  I have a 7-year-old and an almost 12-year-old, and I've watched far worse movies with them (e.g., National Lampoon's Vacation, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off).  I keep forgetting Three Amigos, and I think they'd love it.

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

Could it be that once again you are angry for something else, and you are taking it out on me?

Edited July 13, 2018 by TXLNGHRN10

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

There you go. You can sew. If only we had known this earlier.