Dallas Cowboys vs Washington

[Texzilla58 4687]

Dolly kicking off the Salvation Army in a Cowboys cheerleader outfit. She is a treasure.

[tx 3 putt 75559]

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

Dolly kicking off the Salvation Army in a Cowboys cheerleader outfit. She is a treasure.

And covering queen 

 

[Anastasis 23215]

God bless that woman. 

[Augustus 3061]

Dolly is immortal

[Hawndoh 2363]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

And covering queen 

 

She has a new album of rock covers she decided to make after being inducted into the rock and roll Hall of Fame.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Which parts?

Ship of Theseus going on with her...... But she's still an American treasure.

[Surly Bevo 24608]

Imagine having the body and the balls to put on a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform at 77

and yea I know she has had help but there is only so much you fan do for the midsection down. 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Nobody said jack shit till they scored.  Then all of the sudden they're all Nostrodomocus.

 

 

/sic.

Edited November 23, 2023 by slorch

[Aqua Buddha 14258]

Dolly would fucking get it.  77 years old.  Damn.

[Trey3216 15308]

She is absolutely a rockstar, and a fucking national treasure.  

[Hank_Hill 17907]

Glee level syncing/tuning, but she’s up there and not falling so that’s achievement enough 

[tx 3 putt 75559]

[MrBig 5186]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dolly Parton just won this game 

 

She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.

[Kilgorehorn 308]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.

I am the same age as her and I damn sure can't move like that.

[ATXbronco 4006]

77 y/o Dolly Parton tonight--->

 

 

Me tomorrow--->

[tx 3 putt 75559]

Just now, Kilgorehorn said:

I am the same age as her and I damn sure can't move like that.

Don’t sell yourself short, I’m sure you look ‘ok’ in a Dallas cowboy cheerleader outfit 

[Smax 3799]

She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.

What are you talking about? She couldn't walk around the stage without having a hand on the star to keep her stable

['stache 21591]

Dolly is a jewel.

[ATXbronco 4006]

That was in your hand

[Mo Horn 8723]

PI not called

[TOR 5215]

30 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Dak's "Here we go" cadence is so annoying 😖😖😖

What we really need is some Here we gooo  OMAHA!

[ATXbronco 4006]

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

So..... defense needs to make a play.  Get a 3 and out to preserve field position.  A TFL, a sack, turnover.  Something.

[TOR 5215]

Kal-El?  Holy Superman, Batman!

[Huckleberry 32417]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

It was grabbed without a flag because he initiated the contact with it. If he had just run and tried to use both hands to catch the ball he would have had a much better chance at the catch or flag.

Edited November 23, 2023 by Huckleberry

[Drew 2267]

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

Yeah but it was Washington holding him. So it doesn’t count.

[Mo Horn 8723]

JFC, how do you not get him there? 

[TOR 5215]

I'd say the D quit with the lead, but they never showed up today.  

[Drew 2267]

It was grabbed without a flag because he initiated the contact with it. If he had just run and tried to use both hands to catch the ball he would have had a much better chance at the catch or flag.

Yes and if it was the Cowboys it would have been called no question.

Seen it to many times.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... defense needs to make a play.  Get a 3 and out to preserve field position.  A TFL, a sack, turnover.  Something.

Total failure.  Total.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Just going to give them 7-8 yards at will?  

Even when the defense gets there, they fuck it up.

[TOR 5215]

They have to think it over on 3rd and 1?  

[Surly Bevo 24608]

This is why you punt the ball and make a team drive the field against a good defense. It’s really fucking hard. 

[MirrOlure 14478]

Nice of them to let 97 line up offsides

['stache 21591]

Guess they’re letting the dbs play, at least they let us get away with one too (barely). Nice stuff!

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Nice of them to let 97 line up offsides

I agree. Very generous and I'll take it.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

This is why you punt the ball and make a team drive the field against a good defense. It’s really fucking hard. 

They had made the decision after 2nd down, hence going deep on 3rd.  Defense lucks out a little.  Offense, let's not waste the field position....

[TOR 5215]

Greg Davis play call DRINK!

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Holy shit.  That 2nd down call was one of the worst calls I've ever seen....... WTF?

Edited November 23, 2023 by Patrick Bateman

[MirrOlure 14478]

I guess “zipped right in there” is code words for “two yards behind him?”

[Firemans4Horn 17254]

What was that throw?

[Pam Cummings 9424]

Getting a penalty on 3rd and 1 is unforgivable

['stache 21591]

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

It's time to cut McKeon.

[Pam Cummings 9424]

Lamb has turned out really nice.

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, 'stache said:

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

 

Looking strong as I've ever seen him

[TOR 5215]

CeeDee added 5 yards to that catch after contact.  Very nice, the bastard.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

It's been a frustrating day for the Pollard haters

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

CeeDee added 5 yards to that catch after contact.  Very nice, the bastard.

More like 10, bruh.

 

Also, this is a great drive so far. Chewing up all kinds of clock. Hope they can get 7 out of it (you hear that Aubrey?--SEVEN!).

Edited November 24, 2023 by Braff Zacklin

[Huckleberry 32417]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's time to cut McKeon.

That wasn't on him.