Crystal

[JGrayDBU 336]

....as a teacher, I quote often joke that my crystal ball is in the shop...well this fall my ball has been working pretty well.I watched us lose leads all season, and something felt different about this one.  That is why I called last night's game "ovah" pretty early, right after the 2nd half kickoff I think... btw, "ovah" is a tribute to Billy Packer, one of the great calls on TV ever...nobody else had the guts to call a game over so early...

Here is a prediction...we're winning the big 12 game, get to the playoffs, and depending upon the injury situation, we have a 60% chance to win the first playoff game.  It's up to the football gods, a bounce here or there and we win....that's where the ball stops working.. have no clue if we win the whole thing or not.

 

[Yesh 904]

Good thread.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Riveting story 

[hook me 2080]

You're a teacher? Dear lord, please tell me you "teach" gym.

[Constant 6722]

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

[BigHorn'13 3354]

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

 

[WinningIsHard 4017]

6 minutes ago, Constant said:

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

But we haven’t given up more than 40. 

[mdmost 42865]

7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

Enjoy watching us on TV next weekend. 

[Constant 6722]

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Enjoy watching us on TV next weekend. 

I am essentially a descendant of Brigham Young and his weird ass religion today. 

[mdmost 42865]

I've heard soaking helps. 

[South Austin 52144]

I thought this was a thread about our athletic director.

[troph 24562]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I've heard soaking helps. 

Actually magical underwear is what the sooner needs…

[Horn Dogg 3808]

So you can tell the future?

[Jewish Wang 111]

Please tell me OP is shit hammered. 

[Tex Long 4348]

28 minutes ago, troph said:

Who  knew Finebaum has moves?

[89Horn 1492]

I liked this Texas Crystal from the early ‘90s

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

I assumed this thread was about crystal meth, which would have made sense when you’re sandwiched between games against Tceh and some Okie squad.

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Y’all finally score more than 40 points in a game and all hell breaks loose. 

Hell, even TCU can score 40, right?

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

56 minutes ago, Constant said:

I am essentially a descendant of Brigham Young and his weird ass religion today. 

the brethren own ancestry.com

did you have an ancestor adopted by brig like john d. lee?

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Crystal stripper pics or shut this one down

[jinx 2635]

[South Austin 52144]

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

I liked this Texas Crystal from the early ‘90s

Wings was a fucking awesome show.

[MissingInAction 24818]

I've seen a crystal butt plug in person. 

[runthebone 7932]

I honestly thought this was going to be a story about a stripper that accidentally was put on the football board.

Disappointing