Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter

[MotownHorn 1717]

44 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

This cartoon rocks!

Another great thing is we beat WVU last year so you could add them in on the left

[honolulu horn 6156]

Bonus is that while we are destroying OSU, the sooners will be at home drinking hot cocoa. 

[MotownHorn 1717]

45 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope we win big, then Sark takes the trophy and refuses to shake Yormark's hand.

Sark's going to do something even better

He's going to walk up there with a shit-eating grin on his face, look Yormarck straight in the eye the whole time, and squeeze his hand real fucking hard on the handshake while the other hand receives the trophy

Edited November 26, 2023 by MotownHorn

[elfenix 34153]

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Bonus is that while we are destroying OSU, the sooners will be at home drinking hot cocoa.  fucked up on meth

 

[Grande Mart 502]

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

Sark's going to do something even better

He's going to walk up there with a shit-eating grin on his face, look Yormarck straight in the eye the whole time, and squeeze his hand real fucking hard on the handshake while the other hand receives the trophy

Is this before or after he whips out his dick and slaps him across the forehead with it?

[TexArcher 37370]

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Sark's going to do something even better

He's going to walk up there with a shit-eating grin on his face, look Yormarck straight in the eye the whole time, and squeeze his hand real fucking hard on the handshake while the other hand receives the trophy

I like it.

Break his pinky, Coach.

[NashLonghorn 270]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Good timing.

https://tvanswerman.com/2023/11/25/directv-could-lose-68-tegna-stations-next-week-in-carriage-dispute/

Had same shit happen in Nashville with our ABC Weststar affiliate early in the season. 

Edited November 26, 2023 by NashLonghorn

[Bevo&Pevo 4948]

I called my little OSU buddy who lives in Missouri today.  He didn't answer.  I'll give him benefit of the doubt and try again tomorrow.  He knows what I want.  He's playing dodgeball for now.  This is shaping up nicely.  Okie lite goes down in flames.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

50 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

This is...Rembrandt quality. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11728]

Okie Lite is a dead team walking going into the game. They're about to experience pain. Like Mike Tyson in his prime beating on Jake Paul. 

[4th&Five 41390]

[Sgt Hulk 13542]

Brooks > Gordon   
 

we win 

[Bodacious Bevo 3572]

I don't know the best place to put this so here you are 

You know how a couple weeks ago Sark was talking about culture and seeing guys Worthy and Mitchell celebrate with Auburn after kicks? Check out the bottom of the screen when Bert makes his 54 yard career long. 

 

[wood 11082]

Fuuuuuuuuuck Okie Lite.

[n64ra 1073]

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

This cartoon rocks!

Another great thing is we beat WVU last year so you could add them in on the left

And of course, we've beaten UCF both times we played, though never as fellow conference members. It gets odd where to place UC since we've never played them.

[Jkwellborn 6608]

Time to shit on these fucks one last time.

[Pato del Muerto 52184]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Yeah but that dude is essentially playing with 1 arm right now. Our DTs need to do work. 

More difficult to hold effectively with only one arm. 

[Wax Beer Cup 380]

Those that got tickets through UT, what sections?  I’m assuming Sooners scoped up a lot of presale and are unloading now. 

[UTexasFight 9311]

3 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Those that got tickets through UT, what sections?  I’m assuming Sooners scoped up a lot of presale and are unloading now. 

It’s got to be here.

there have been no tickets for sale in those sections or the opposite corner (reserved for #2 seed) since I’ve been looking starting a few weeks ago

 

 

[LonghornedD 27]

My first trip to JerryWorld.  Checking in from section 343.  Excited is an understatement.  Is it Saturday?? TEXAS!!

[ChiTownDoc 20997]

Projected line UT -14.5.  OSU can’t pass.  Take that shit to the bank.  

[Captain Ron 12747]

 

[Nueces River Rat 5500]

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

No way he shows up for a 4th game this season.

I bet it’s Alvarez’s crew.   He’s the other known Texas hater among the Rig 12 Ref crew leaders. 

[Hank_Hill 18243]

7 hours ago, n64ra said:

And of course, we've beaten UCF both times we played, though never as fellow conference members. It gets odd where to place UC since we've never played them.

Man my brain just cannot associate UCF with the Big 12. I forget about them every single time. What a fucking joke this conference is about to be 

[Leanderman 2250]

"Bonus is that while we are destroying OSU, the sooners will be at home drinking hot cocoa."

Something to wash down the bag of dicks?

[pch 1259]

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Same gameplan PK. Be aggressive and this QB will turn the ball over. 

 

 

 

 

Bowman is already getting hyped for Saturday

[LTtxfan 48760]

11 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Awesome !!!  🤘

[Longboard Horn 39973]

12 hours ago, Horny04 said:

Fuck the big 12 for scheduling this at noon. I'm going to have to really pull some shit to get out of the Christmas festival I'll be at during the day next Saturday.

Dude, fake sick. Say you have flu like symptoms and you'll be good. Stay home, order beer and pizza, watch game, masturbate in celebration when we win. Problem solved 

[Longboard Horn 39973]

[Neonmoon 38127]

I hope we blow these fucks out by 50

[TexasFan21 1275]

Projected line UT -14.5.  OSU can’t pass.  Take that shit to the bank.  

Down to -11.5 on my book.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

4 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Down to -11.5 on my book.

Pretty sure it opened at -10.5.

[FtheBig12 176]

What's the plus or minus on the number of penalties called on Texas this weekend? I'll start with 10.

[LTtxfan 48760]

Gundy's halftime adjustments to steal that win last night just brutal for both byu and blOU.  

[Longboard Horn 39973]

IDGAF about the score. Just win!

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Gonna be interesting to see what Gundy comes up with when he hasn't been spending all year prepping for Texas. 

[gmr548 16377]

Projected line UT -14.5.  OSU can’t pass.  Take that shit to the bank.  

I mean you could have said this about multiple Texas opponents who went on to throw the ball all over the place. Last week’s defensive game plan was encouraging though.

I think this game depends almost entirely on Texas - their game plan, their mentality, their execution. If Texas plays and coaches their A game or close to it, OSU can’t hang. If it’s another OU game with sloppy execution, turnovers, passive defense, weird coaching decisions, etc. then they can definitely get themselves beat. The bell curve of possible outcomes also has a pretty long skew toward a blowout in Texas’s favor though.

[Nueces River Rat 5500]

I want a 70 point beat down Colorado 2005 Rig 12 Championship style.      Never forget the 2015 and 2022 Rig 12 Ref screw jobs!     Throttle them and demoralize them!

[ChiTownDoc 20997]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

Down to -11.5 on my book.

 

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Pretty sure it opened at -10.5.

DK sends a teaser on what they think it will open at - they’re pussies so don’t set early opening lines themselves.  Their teaser blurb had UT -14.5.  I saw it open -10.5 and bought to -9.5.  

Edited November 26, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[Rickylovesweed 14110]

52 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Gundy's halftime adjustments to steal that win last night just brutal for both byu and blOU.  

Lol there weren't any halftime adjustments. 

BYU just sucks and Oklahoma State stopped sleepwalking. 

[Rickylovesweed 14110]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

Down to -11.5 on my book.

11.5 on a neutral field says they view Oklahoma State to be a very similar team as Texas Tech. Which I agree. 

The only difference is Oklahoma State doesn't have complete scrubs at WR.

[USNALonghorn 4979]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

11.5 on a neutral field says they view Oklahoma State to be a very similar team as Texas Tech. Which I agree. 

The only difference is Oklahoma State doesn't have complete scrubs at WR.

We need to pressure Bowman and turn him into an interception machine that would make MM blush.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9264]

Yesterday I saw oSu having trouble containing BYU's speed to the corner on sweeps and quick outs. Let that sink in.

[Dahobbs 17314]

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yesterday I saw oSu having trouble containing BYU's speed to the corner on sweeps and quick outs. Let that sink in.

Maybe k rob can get some carries...

[Pato del Muerto 52184]

I wonder who’s money is moving that line downward. 

[Deej 76300]

44 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I want a 70 point beat down Colorado 2005 Rig 12 Championship style.      Never forget the 2015 and 2022 Rig 12 Ref screw jobs!     Throttle them and demoralize them!

Manning starts the 3rd quarter and goes for 300 yds and four touchdowns. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Murphy dislocated shoulder and out for rest of year. Arch is the backup. Could happen 

[Atticus 3904]

Further dampening his transfer portal market. Sucks for the kid, hopefully he sticks around.

[jinx 2635]

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

11.5 on a neutral field says they view Oklahoma State to be a very similar team as Texas Tech. Which I agree. 

The only difference is Oklahoma State doesn't have complete scrubs at WR.

But our fans are jacked and theirs barely filled half the stadium against BYU. We will have 70% or more of the fans in the stands. So really a home game for us in my opinion. 

[Nueces River Rat 5500]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Manning starts the 3rd quarter and goes for 300 yds and four touchdowns.