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Game Week 13, 2023: Texas v OSU championship edition

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Man, that's fucking terrible. Pointless and shitty. I get a ton of shit from posters about things I posted contemporaneously during Blue's journey, but both he and the staff have been schizophr

texifornia
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You know who's really going to be pissed? Jordan Whittington, friend of Bevo.

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I'm on my balcony in a Longhorn hoodie, drinking coffee, watching the burnt orange sunrise, and thinking god damn, what a beautiful day to win a championship.

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10 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Wait, you think guys from the team did this? 

Frat boys did it, had nothing to do with Texas. Just a prank between Dumb Greek houses. The animal was already dead before they branded it much less moved it.

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3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Frat boys did it, had nothing to do with Texas. Just a prank between Dumb Greek houses. The animal was already dead before they branded it much less moved it.

Again, whether it had nothing to do with Texas, it was subhuman intelligence to do that the day before playing Texas in it's last Big XII title appearance.

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12 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Frat boys did it, had nothing to do with Texas. Just a prank between Dumb Greek houses. The animal was already dead before they branded it much less moved it.

Three aggies are drinking Busch light over at George's Stables and aggie 1 says "I wish I knew where I could find a dead cow, we'd prank those asshole FH turds." Aggie 3 says " I know where we can find a dead cow, I got the key to the animal science building."  Aggie 2 days, "I'm in!" They all three go steal Friday's anatomy project and drop it in FH front yard all Godfather style. 

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1 minute ago, SamsCorner said:

Three aggies are drinking Busch light over at George's Stables and aggie 1 says "I wish I knew where I could find a dead cow, we'd prank those asshole FH turds." Aggie 3 says " I know where we can find a dead cow, I got the key to the animal science building."  Aggie 2 days, "I'm in!" They all three go steal Friday's anatomy project and drop it in FH front yard all Godfather style. 

You want a dead steer? I can get you a dead steer, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a dead steer by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with Fuck Farmhouse on it. These fucking amateurs...

You want a toe? Believe me I can get you a toe… : r/lebowski

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aggy schools tend to be weird af.  News at 5.  Doesn’t mean all their grads are weirdos but more per capita than nonaggy schools.  That’s not even up for debate.  

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Your bbq doesn’t have to be prepared cruelly and sadistically…

I guess that’s why they’re Oklahoma aggy though…

I’d argue LR’s brisket was more egregious.  Yikes

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

An ou fan saying ag school fans are weirdos? My eyes don't roll back far enough to respond to something so absurdly stupid.

Yeah.  Pretty much.  You think OU has weirdos like any ag school?  LOL

Edit: maybe you should check out the aggy thread.  There's a reason it's 8000 pages vs OU at 100 pages.  You think there's the people around here are just being nice not posting shit about OU?  LOL

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Again, whether it had nothing to do with Texas, it was subhuman intelligence to do that the day before playing Texas in it's last Big XII title appearance.

Also, the reactions along the lines of “Why would anyone think this has anything to do with Texas?! It obviously doesn’t.” are not exactly shining displays of intellectual prowess.
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9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Bless your heart. You must have lived in Chicago too long. Like you've completely forgotten your fanbase.

Maybe you should check out the aggy thread.  There's a reason it's 8000 pages vs OU at 100 pages.  You think the people around here are just being nice not posting shit about OU?  
I totally agree there's fuckloads of weirdos there and more t shirt weirdos but I mentioned alumni above...

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13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

aggy schools tend to be weird af.  News at 5.  Doesn’t mean all their grads are weirdos but more per capita than nonaggy schools.  That’s not even up for debate.  

I’d argue LR’s brisket was more egregious.  Yikes

Hey, how bout you save this thread with pictures of smokin' hot hooers!?  🥰

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6 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Really didn’t see anything out of line with the quotes in that SI article. They asked him what he thought and he answered, definitely no outright disparaging comments or taunts or whatever. Pokes have been all about the 7 of the last 10 this week, but those teams seem like they were forever ago. We had a very sub-par season last year, and have been full on Jeckyll and Hyde this one. My head says if we play our A game from the jump we may actually pull this off, but my expectations are extremely low… Extremely.

Prick. 
 

JK. 

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2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Texags has it solved

Obligatory let the investigation run its course. Would not be surprised to learn a sip fan is behind this and trying to place blame on OK state.
 

False flag!  Conspiracy!  No, you idiots. As always, it’s the most obvious explanation. Fucking morons everywhere. 

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10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe you should check out the aggy thread.  There's a reason it's 8000 pages vs OU at 100 pages.  You think there's the people around here are just being nice not posting shit about OU?  
I totally agree there's fuckloads of weirdos there and more t shirt weirdos but I mentioned alumni above...

JFC, I'm starting to think you've never actually met an aggy, or an OSU grad for that matter. Aggy fucks aren't weird because they're an ag school. They are barely an ag school at all. Their weirdness knows no bound, and if anything, it's more about their fake army than anything agricultural. I met lots of aggy when I lived in Texas and they are their own class of weird. Like their brains don't function properly in mixed company. Try again weirdo. 

Also, I hear you know something about hooers and may have pics, we may be able to find some common ground on such a topic.

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