Game Week Thread Game Week 13, 2023: Texas v OSU championship edition

[TreatyOak 16402]

Regardless of how the animal was slaughtered, this is a really sick act and I hope the perpetrators are identified and prosecuted. It's really embarrassing for Oklahoma State and a terrible reflection on some of the "students."   

[Blotto 23564]

Here's a thread on r/cfb. Won't claim this is LL's source, but you can find a similar theory in there. True or not, who knows? I just hope we no lube  those clowns by 50, and Bevo skullfucks Gundy and Yormark on the way out. Nothing personal, just a parting gift for the BigXII. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/188eaxn/longhorn_livestock_found_dead_outside_oklahoma/

 

[Rickylovesweed 14536]

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Babers has broken it down and apparently 21 package is our best package for explosive plays/consistent gains. I think he says we get the most yards per play from that 

I think it really stresses defenses. 

If you commit to that inside zone with Baxter it means you get Blue or Robinson in space when they do commit. Those guys are a problem in space with their speed. 

[Ignatius 4017]

9 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Wait? Wat? All this time I thought you were an OU alum.

Yeah, me too

[ElChupacabra 254]

As someone who attended college in Oklahoma and partook in Greek Life, I can assure you that Okie frat boys are some fucking odd ducks. The OSU frats generally had good parties but there was an issue with one of them having a couple guys get AP from butt chugging so yeah... they're fucking weird. The OU frat boys were the type to talk all the shit in the world and then get completely manhandled by some random high school wrestler a la the viral bathroom fight video. That's like an every weekend occurrence.

 

My frat was cool as fuck. 90% laid back dudes with jacked up trucks and land to throw ragers on. Best part--we have a chapter at UT so we'd make a couple trips a year to party with those guys. As a Texas kid residing in Oklahoma at the time, it was always a fucking blast to see my buddies' faces when they rolled into Austin for the first time and finally realized just how shitty even the nicest parts of OKC are. 

 

Good times. CSB and all that. 

[dcar00 14323]

7 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Regardless of how the animal was slaughtered, this is a really sick act and I hope the perpetrators are identified and prosecuted. It's really embarrassing for Oklahoma State and a terrible reflection on some of the "students."   

It appears the animal wasn't slaughtered.  it died on a farm/ranch.  happens a lot.  stupid prank but everyone needs to take a step back.  It may be that the animal wasn't tortured or killed.

[TexEx15 17564]

19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This thread has not turned out the way I was expecting for the eve of our first conference title in 14 years. 

Really? It’s exactly what I imagined for Surly.

[Rimbo 26036]

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Petition to permaban all ankle biter OSU posters after we beat their asses tomorrow. Fuck that inbred school- never understood the love for them here. 
 

Fuck Oklahoma State.
 

Nah. Most of em fit that "good posters from other schools" label.

Fuck the school, their administration, their wealthy benefactor alumnus, their state, their shitty conference, and... I've gone over all this before.

[Rimbo 26036]

27 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This thread has not turned out the way I was expecting for the eve of our first conference title in 14 years. 

 

[Ignatius 4017]

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Petition to permaban all ankle biter OSU posters after we beat their asses tomorrow. Fuck that inbred school- never understood the love for them here. 
 

Fuck Oklahoma State.
 

You don’t go to away games, do you?

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

27 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Wait? Wat? All this time I thought you were an OU alum.

Haha, I am.  Maybe that wasn't clear because I'm boozing and was when I posted.  I'm not above admitting there's a LOT of mouth breathers down there on both sides but, as usual, the alumni aren't as bad as the walmart fans.  But I'm from a different era.  I left during the Les Miles era when you guys starting punching back.  The fucking 80's/early 90's when I was a kid a lot of OU fans cheered for OSU when they didn't play OU, or they were just indifferent.  It's kind of funny to act like I hate OSU.  Personally, I have a lot of great UT friends/family/colleagues so I guess that's how I survive around these parts because I don't really hate UT (blasphemy), much less OSU.  Sports are a fun distraction and good way to stay in touch with those people I mentioned.  I spend most of my time in Chicago with annoying b10 fans and Miami where football means futbol.  

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I know Thanksgiving is over. But I was want give thanks for Oklahoma Sooners and their fans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......who will be sitting at home watching OSU play for the Conference Championship tomorrow.

[ztejas 43526]

36 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

As someone who attended college in Oklahoma and partook in Greek Life, I can assure you that Okie frat boys are some fucking odd ducks. The OSU frats generally had good parties but there was an issue with one of them having a couple guys get AP from butt chugging so yeah... they're fucking weird. The OU frat boys were the type to talk all the shit in the world and then get completely manhandled by some random high school wrestler a la the viral bathroom fight video. That's like an every weekend occurrence.

 

My frat was cool as fuck. 90% laid back dudes with jacked up trucks and land to throw ragers on. Best part--we have a chapter at UT so we'd make a couple trips a year to party with those guys. As a Texas kid residing in Oklahoma at the time, it was always a fucking blast to see my buddies' faces when they rolled into Austin for the first time and finally realized just how shitty even the nicest parts of OKC are. 

Yeah I heard all the fraternities but yours were super gay.

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I heard all the fraternities but yours were super gay.

Uh, okay?

Edited December 1, 2023 by ElChupacabra

[GoPokes83 2240]

I now hope we paralyze these mother truckers after what they did to that animal 

Giving this some thought. If the longhorn got out and was hit and killed by a car or died of natural causes this is an incredibly stupid/dumb prank and should be dealt with accordingly, if the animal was killed to do this it’s an entirely different ball game and prison should at least be mentioned.

[markstanco 12586]

I have no idea why they cut it open. They are dumbasses for doing what they did and can't comprehend why they would do any of that shit. I do know they didn't kill it for their prank.

How do you know this? Honest question. Is the investigation over?

[GoPokes83 2240]

Gundy talking shit about Sark, winning 'coach of the year' out of spite, and now a dead longhorn.
gawd i hope they end up like these punks...
 

So what did he say that was talking shit?

[markstanco 12586]

Can’t wait for J Whitt to knock some motherfuckers out in the morning. 
 
This is going to be Colorado 2005 electric boogaloo.

I was just thinking of this on my drive home from work.

[Horn Dogg 3938]

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

As someone who attended college in Oklahoma and partook in Greek Life, I can assure you that Okie frat boys are some fucking odd ducks. The OSU frats generally had good parties but there was an issue with one of them having a couple guys get AP from butt chugging so yeah... they're fucking weird. The OU frat boys were the type to talk all the shit in the world and then get completely manhandled by some random high school wrestler a la the viral bathroom fight video. That's like an every weekend occurrence.

 

My frat was cool as fuck. 90% laid back dudes with jacked up trucks and land to throw ragers on. Best part--we have a chapter at UT so we'd make a couple trips a year to party with those guys. As a Texas kid residing in Oklahoma at the time, it was always a fucking blast to see my buddies' faces when they rolled into Austin for the first time and finally realized just how shitty even the nicest parts of OKC are. 

 

Good times. CSB and all that. 

That wasn’t a high school wrestler, I think it was Dusty Dvoracek

[ztejas 43526]

48 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Uh, okay?

Your balls. I'm busting them.

[mr.goodkat 464]

3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

No dumbass, I'm telling you they didn't kill the longhorn and put there. It died in a pasture and then they dumped it there.

fuck you dumbass . post your link .or stfu 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Worst David Attenborough TV special ever.

[Laga4 1270]

4 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

No dumbass, I'm telling you they didn't kill the longhorn and put there. It died in a pasture and then they dumped it there.

It was Aliens.  

[TreatyOak 16402]

31 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

It appears the animal wasn't slaughtered.  it died on a farm/ranch.  happens a lot.  stupid prank but everyone needs to take a step back.  It may be that the animal wasn't tortured or killed.

Oh, good. Then it was just a perfectly normal, healthy case of mutilating a dead animal's carcass. Glad we got that cleared up. 

 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13821]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Haha, I am.  Maybe that wasn't clear because I'm boozing and was when I posted.  I'm not above admitting there's a LOT of mouth breathers down there on both sides but, as usual, the alumni aren't as bad as the walmart fans.  But I'm from a different era.  I left during the Les Miles era when you guys starting punching back.  The fucking 80's/early 90's when I was a kid a lot of OU fans cheered for OSU when they didn't play OU, or they were just indifferent.  It's kind of funny to act like I hate OSU.  Personally, I have a lot of great UT friends/family/colleagues so I guess that's how I survive around these parts because I don't really hate UT (blasphemy), much less OSU.  Sports are a fun distraction and good way to stay in touch with those people I mentioned.  I spend most of my time in Chicago with annoying b10 fans and Miami where football means futbol.  

That’s cool And all and you’re a nice dude.  But fuck your own face sooner.  
 

enjoy the game this week. 
 

(you’re still cool tho)

[mr.goodkat 464]

3 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

It was Aliens.  

 

[stork642 4498]

3 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Petition to permaban all ankle biter OSU posters after we beat their asses tomorrow. Fuck that inbred school- never understood the love for them here. 
 

Fuck Oklahoma State.
 

Settle down Francis. 

['stache 21827]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Haha, I am.  Maybe that wasn't clear because I'm boozing and was when I posted.  I'm not above admitting there's a LOT of mouth breathers down there on both sides but, as usual, the alumni aren't as bad as the walmart fans.  But I'm from a different era.  I left during the Les Miles era when you guys starting punching back.  The fucking 80's/early 90's when I was a kid a lot of OU fans cheered for OSU when they didn't play OU, or they were just indifferent.  It's kind of funny to act like I hate OSU.  Personally, I have a lot of great UT friends/family/colleagues so I guess that's how I survive around these parts because I don't really hate UT (blasphemy), much less OSU.  Sports are a fun distraction and good way to stay in touch with those people I mentioned.  I spend most of my time in Chicago with annoying b10 fans and Miami where football means futbol.  

You’re doing this wrong bro.

[Ignatius 4017]

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Settle down Francis. 

Dude…

[Buzzrock 14936]

It appears the animal wasn't slaughtered.  it died on a farm/ranch.  happens a lot.  stupid prank but everyone needs to take a step back.  It may be that the animal wasn't tortured or killed.

That was my immediate thought. Having grown up on a farm and been around a LOT of dead animals, my first thought was that that steer had been sick and had been dead for a day or two. I think the prank was find a dead cow, brand it, dump it on their lawn.

[UT_Bevo1224 7]

At BoomerJacks , where’s everyone going tomorrow morning before the game. Tailgate we were planning on going to cancelled.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3030]

Fuck OSU and fuck frats. 
 

Tomorrow is coming.

[SurlyBDR 22826]

Bevo passed me on his way to Arlington earlier when I was headed to pick my kids up from school. 🤘🤘

[thunderlounge 7904]

You were riding in the left lane and getting passed, huh?

[SurlyBDR 22826]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

You were riding in the left lane and getting passed, huh?

Opposite directions, how do they work?

[Gil Bang 25987]

How's it work with Bevo at away games?  Do they have a texas alum with land in DFW that puts him up for the night? 

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

Opposite directions, how do they work?

 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

You’re doing this wrong bro.

This is how I deal with the sadness of being left out.  Pathetic shit.  What am I supposed to root for tomorrow?  I feel like I really want a UT win...I guess I'm just a salty bitch about how this exit has gone.  I guess the moral of the story is I need to meet more morons in real life from UT AND OSU so I can properly hate.  Alas, I live a sheltered life.  

[Duane Moore 5248]

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

What am I supposed to root for tomorrow?

Just start chanting “SEC! SEC! SEC!” and it will all feel better. 

[immamac 42900]

1 hour ago, UT_Bevo1224 said:

At BoomerJacks , where’s everyone going tomorrow morning before the game. Tailgate we were planning on going to cancelled.

J gilligans tomorrow. On Texas Football pregame and game cast show. Shuttle to the game. 
 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CCVTeQCyAi25jZLQ6?g_st=ic

 

[Homercles 10206]

1 hour ago, UT_Bevo1224 said:

At BoomerJacks , where’s everyone going tomorrow morning before the game. Tailgate we were planning on going to cancelled.

Y’all look exactly as I picture most posters here…cool as hell, kinda fat and drunk. Also describes me nicely.  

28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This is how I deal with the sadness of being left out.  Pathetic shit.  What am I supposed to root for tomorrow?  I feel like I really want a UT win...I guess I'm just a salty bitch about how this exit has gone.  I guess the moral of the story is I need to meet more morons in real life from UT AND OSU so I can properly hate.  Alas, I live a sheltered life.  

You’re buying.  

[Tex Pete 20429]

23 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Y’all look exactly as I picture most posters here…cool as hell, kinda fat and drunk. Also describes me nicely.  

You’re buying.  

For the poster above saying we need to get rid of OSU posters: Homercles is a good poster. We have a few of them. 

[Laxtonto 12090]

[Vic Mackey 47110]

Wrong thread

[TotallyLegit 3053]

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Here's a thread on r/cfb. Won't claim this is LL's source, but you can find a similar theory in there. True or not, who knows? I just hope we no lube  those clowns by 50, and Bevo skullfucks Gundy and Yormark on the way out. Nothing personal, just a parting gift for the BigXII. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/188eaxn/longhorn_livestock_found_dead_outside_oklahoma/

 

"The image doesn't show the animal actually being harmed. It's a good no-call." - Stassney

[texifornia 57047]

Well I'm ready to run through a wall - we can overuse McConaughey sometimes but his slightly mocking narration is perfect

 

[texifornia 57047]

Heh, it's Something in the Way

 

[texifornia 57047]

 

[Eggo 3987]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

This is the match-up we've been waiting for? Eh.. 

[StassneyHorn 6624]

42 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

"The image doesn't show the animal actually being harmed. It's a good no-call." - Stassney

read the fucking thread you stupid fuck

and ill bring it back up to make it full circle, holding with no pulling never gets called

Edited December 2, 2023 by StassneyHorn

[immamac 42900]

MY BODY IS READY