Game of Thrones Season 8 (NO BOOKSPOILERS) thread

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

But when did she go to the bathroom?

Why would she have to?  Have you ever seen her eat or drink?

[Goo Punch 4,275]

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

But when did she go to the bathroom?

It was test time, so she probably diapered up. 

[PilotsError 2,287]

nm

Edited May 5, 2019 by PilotsError

[Quasimofo 406]

I hope Theon gets his posthumous MOH tonight.

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

3 hours ago, Quasimofo said:

I hope Theon gets his posthumous MOH tonight.

The Purple Kielbasa

[McCroskey 1,504]

Wow, they cleaned the castle up fast...or does the cold keep the bodies from decaying quickly?

[Quasimofo 406]

Y'all better back up. You're gonna pee the bed.

[ajax 2,608]

The Hound is jealous?

[McCroskey 1,504]

Tormund jealous too.

[Hornin04 261]

Oh what the fuck come on. Boning Brienne?!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,100]

Oh what the fuck come on. Boning Brienne?!

Poor Tormund.

[ajax 2,608]

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Oh what the fuck come on. Boning Brienne?!

Someone has to fuck her

[housious 468]

Daenerys is annoying as fuck at this point. Can she fall off of a dragon or something?

[Texas_Rocks 346]

“Now which one of you cowards shit in my pants?”

Fucking awesome. First time I’ve ever heard that one.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Sansa can’t keep a secret for 5 minutes.

[TXSG8R 3,362]

This shit is really feeling rushed and clumsy.

[JOSEYWALES66 1,801]

Just now, TXSG8R said:

This shit is really feeling rushed and clumsy.

Agreed.   Not a great episode. 

[Kel Varnsen 8,458]

Cersei could have ended it all right there. 

[Lat22 4,010]

Once again, the bad guy lets James Bond just walk away.

[Guest]

 Too many emo moments and bitchass staredowns.

 

get on with it already, you fucking cunts.

Edited May 6, 2019 by slorch

[Neonmoon 38,129]

I think Jaime isn’t going to Kings Landing to protect Cersei 

[ATLLonghorn 852]

I want literally anyone but Daenerys to sit on the iron throne when this is all done. 

[Guest]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I think Jaime isn’t going to Kings Landing to protect Cersei 

From his wiener?

[Hornin04 261]

Jaime is going to let euron know that the baby is his. Euron turns on cersei.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,100]

Jaime is going to let euron know that the baby is his. Euron turns on cersei.

I still think Jaime strangles Cersei.

 

[Hornin04 261]

Also why didn't she just take out Tyrion, let her archers take down the unsullied/Dany and have the dragon blasters kill off Dracarys?

And why was Misandrei's last word Dracarys?

Lots of WTF moments in this one. Also Jaime legit falling for Brienne is stupid.

This episode sucked.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I still think Jaime strangles Cersei.

 

With his cock.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

I don't think I've seen a better 1.5 hours and I can't wait till next week.   Memo to self, never let Sansa be your secret keeper.  Now, the important stuff, how the hell did the Unsullied reach Kings Landing so quickly?

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Cersei could have ended it all right there. 

I thought it was an overall good episode, but I don’t buy for a second that Cersei wouldn’t have killed that dragon right there with it in her sights and just win the war immediately.

[TexArcher 37,772]

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

And why was Misandrei's last word Dracarys?

She was telling Dany to burn it all down.

Not a great episode, but it sets up the shit hitting the fan in a big way next week.

[TXSG8R 3,362]

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Also why didn't she just take out Tyrion, let her archers take down the unsullied/Dany and have the dragon blasters kill off Dracarys?

And why was Misandrei's last word Dracarys?

Lots of WTF moments in this one. Also Jaime legit falling for Brienne is stupid.

This episode sucked.

Dracarys is Dany’s command to the dragons to roast shit. 

[achooloco 1,067]

I dont know, I’m team Danny/psychopath. Either murder thousands and glass the city to start anew or let them be ruled by a psychopath who will kill for decades?   Guess the lesson is that there will always be a psycho ruling, but it’s better when it’s your psycho.and at least with dany psycho there is the chance she’ll stop being psycho after the war

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

Spent the last several weeks watching and catching up. That was my first live episode. I have to wait now. How odd.

Posting so I can track this thread easier.

[achooloco 1,067]

4 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Also why didn't she just take out Tyrion, let her archers take down the unsullied/Dany and have the dragon blasters kill off Dracarys?

And why was Misandrei's last word Dracarys?

Lots of WTF moments in this one. Also Jaime legit falling for Brienne is stupid.

This episode sucked.

The fuck? You don’t kill people during a parlay. Suggesting otherwise is just stupid. Learn your history.

[TXSG8R 3,362]

Just now, achooloco said:

I dont know, I’m team Danny/psychopath. Either murder thousands and glass the city to start anew or let them be ruled by a psychopath who will kill for decades?   Guess the lesson is that there will always be a psycho ruling, but it’s better when it’s your psycho.and at least with dany psycho there is the chance she’ll stop being psycho after the war

They are doing everything they can to give her a path to spiral into another mad king. Worry about John stealing the throne, her advisors plotting against her, her belief that her people don’t love her, and a rebellious north that won’t accept her rule. 

[cmontexas 3,270]

https://twitter.com/HannahFronz/status/1125214387722174464?s=20

Edited May 6, 2019 by cmontexas

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

Wow, they cleaned the castle up fast...or does the cold keep the bodies from decaying quickly?

Right.  This show is so fake I swear.

 

 

 

Tyrion gonna have Varys killed or too easy?

Edited May 6, 2019 by Barry_McCokiner

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

4 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The fuck? You don’t kill people during a parlay. Suggesting otherwise is just stupid. Learn your history.

Really good point. It’s not like her father took part in violating guest right during a wedding, so killing a dragon during a parlay would be a really crazy thing for Cersei to do.

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

6 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The fuck? You don’t kill people during a parlay. Suggesting otherwise is just stupid. Learn your history.

Dp.

Edited May 6, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

6 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The fuck? You don’t kill people during a parlay. Suggesting otherwise is just stupid. Learn your history.

I’m on a roll.

Edited May 6, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

6 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The fuck? You don’t kill people during a parlay. Suggesting otherwise is just stupid. Learn your history.

Wow. Quad post. 

Edited May 6, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Kel Varnsen 8,458]

I enjoyed most of the episode except for the too close for comfort parlay.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Really good point. It’s not like her father took part in violating guest right during a wedding, so killing a dragon during a parlay would be a really crazy thing for Cersei to do.

Heard you the first three times.

[Radical Larry 28,567]

[lonestar3 274]

They are doing everything they can to give her a path to spiral into another mad king. Worry about John stealing the throne, her advisors plotting against her, her belief that her people don’t love her, and a rebellious north that won’t accept her rule. 

Don’t let me come across as a bookfag, but how the fuck, at this point, are you misspelling Jon’s name?

[tx 3 putt 76,886]

with only 3 episodes left, that episode was weak sauce

[HenryJames 66,038]

27 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This shit is really feeling rushed and clumsy.

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

3 minutes ago, lonestar3 said:

 

Don’t let me come across as a bookfag, but how the fuck, at this point, are you misspelling Jon’s name?

 

Why don’t you calm the fuck down, loanster2? 

[Goo Punch 4,275]

I thought that Misandei should have grabbed Cersei's arm and jumped off the platform. 

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

Dude she could have just looped her chained arms over her and cersi is fucked. That was stupid.