Coach Sark Press Conference 11.27 - 11:30am LHN (at least that's whats listed)

[texastroubadour 1,260]

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sark said OSU is good at adjusting and plays well in the 2nd half.  Expect chard fought game.

Swiss chard?

Edited November 28, 2023 by texastroubadour

[Rimbo 27,015]

24 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

It sucks that we may not make the playoff even with a dominant win this week. If only we had beaten Okrahoma. 

 

5 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Swiss chard?

Do try to ketchup.

[millhouse 2,733]

I hope we take it to them. Really get em right in the corn whole

[Cajun 11,776]

1 hour ago, CBHorn said:

One thing’s for certain, it’s thyme for us to win the championship on our way out the door.

That seems like sage advice.

[Pato del Muerto 53,495]

We need to curry favor with the refs

[stork642 4,511]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We need to curry favor with the refs

My guess is those refs will litter the field with yellow lettuce.  

[CBHorn 441]

31 minutes ago, stork642 said:

My guess is those refs will litter the field with yellow lettuce.  

Even still, it will be nice to rub salt in the rest of the Big 12’s wounds. 

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

I yam confident that OSU is in for a root awakening.

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

1 minute ago, CBHorn said:

Even still, it will be nice to rub salt in the rest of the Big 12’s wounds. 

The Big 12 would love Texas going Sugar. The revenue would allow it to purée more expansion.  

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

11 minutes ago, ioueleventybilliondollars said:

I yam confident that OSU is in for a root awakening.

Agree. Our O is gonna leave their D in 'taters. But all our players mustard fast.

[dieucla98 2,963]

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

Because you touch yourself.

[MIkeHoncho 2,021]

14 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

Yeah.  It really drives me bananas. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

Sark is really good at this. If we keep up the success the next season or two the momentum is going to keep building to national championship quality. 

[Mole 4,339]

7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

Because this website is filled with shallot losers — not a fungi in the lot. Between you and me, this isn’t anise place and it’s probably time for me to leaf.

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

6 minutes ago, Mole said:

Because this website is filled with shallot losers — not a fungi in the lot. Between you and me, this isn’t anise place and it’s probably time for me to leaf.

Man go a whey then.

[SKA the boss 729]

I think y’all have peppered this with enough bad puns. Someone should squash this.

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan. 

 

 

Am I doing this right?

[Huckleberry 34,644]

Just now got to watch the PC. Glad to have a non-meathead coach who realizes you don't always have to go full pads 1s on 1s violent practice to show up on gameday and beat the shit out of the opponent. Especially late in the season, so maybe it should be obvious but kudos to Sarkisian for identifying the health and mentality of the team heading into last week's game and giving them a week of no pads practice. It obviously worked.

[Eskimohorn 5,682]

Sark and this team are really peaking. Cabbage. Celery. Carrots too.

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

1 hour ago, Mole said:

Because this website is filled with shallot losers — not a fungi in the lot. Between you and me, this isn’t anise place and it’s probably time for me to leaf.

Not to be a pedant or anything, but you misspelled thyme.

Edited November 28, 2023 by ioueleventybilliondollars

[texasdago 7,770]

1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

You motherfucker

[Armybrat 41,404]

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You motherfucker

No need to get parsnipity.

[Captainant 28,538]

Buncha chuckleheads yucca-ing it up in here

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

No need to get parsnipity.

This was a hibiscus response.  

[stork642 4,511]

When I see one of these threads go off the rails like this my first thought is not this shit again to which I immediately post something to contribute to it going further off said rails.  I feel dirty rice every time.  

[Scheiss Meister 8,470]

Oh gotdamn.

[FloridaHorn 4,887]

This is the last time we will play in a Big XII championship game and Texas must Ceasar the moment. 

[mininghorn88 2,336]

I love this site.  Threads like this crack me up.  It is such a gouda read.

[Wishbone 4,958]

13 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Why does every thread on this site devolve into some form of this shit?

[dec3169 556]

16 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sark’s oregano playcalling will have the Fighting Gundys steamed. 

If they are still fighting after the game some of them will likely get collard.

[TheRRKid 239]

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,503]

Bunch of fucking vegetarians. Your wives and at least two of your girlfriends are probably fed up.

[The_highest_of_fives 678]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Bunch of fucking vegetarians. Your wives and at least two of your girlfriends are probably fed up.

Asparagus the lecture

[MIkeHoncho 2,021]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Bunch of fucking vegetarians. Your wives and at least two of your girlfriends are probably fed up.

sounds like sour grapes. 

[ChickenSandwich 9,959]

Cheese and rice. 
 

Thread is nuts

Edited November 29, 2023 by ChickenSandwich

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Lettuce pray it ends.  

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

Surly is in rare form. 

[Gaius Julius Bevo 6]

23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Lettuce pray it ends.  

Sage advice.

[Lhorn 5,094]

On 11/27/2023 at 12:13 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

That fucking guy strutting around with the confidence of Bill Burr on stage with his ham-fisted delivery telling cringy grandpa jokes is my favorite thing about aggy.

Edited November 29, 2023 by Lhorn