2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[leaf 681]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have hated the Texans since I was a teen. When I went to see Peyton take them on in Houston Some random drunk slapped my ass walking by and tried to pick a fight. I was a fat and tall 14 year old but I've hated the fan base since then.

 

Anyway Rod Wright is assistant Dline coach with them now. Makes sense we have to wait for them to lose to announce. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

This Sark guy might just know what he’s doing 

Paging 6th Street and Greenspoint…what do y’all think?

[HenryJames 65886]

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Paging 6th Street and Greenspoint…what do y’all think?

[ATXbronco 4060]

wrong thread

 

Edited January 14 by ATXbronco

[Rimbo 25772]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

They won a whole game.

So that'll be two Texas teams in the NFL playoffs next weekend, too. Right? RIGHT??!?!

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Akina back as an analyst? Was hoping he would actually be coaching on the field. 

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Akina back as an analyst? Was hoping he would actually be coaching on the field. 

Might be expecting or pushing Gideon to go somewhere 

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Might be expecting or pushing Gideon to go somewhere 

At the bare minimum, I hope Akina slaps Gideon upside his head at Denny's.

[Dbeasy 14962]

43 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

No one has ever said that and the 2nd point is just categorically wrong. Blues Brothers was never great, it was a curiosity nothing more and Stripes suffers from the same thing Full Metal Jacket suffers from; it falls apart in the 2nd half.

Every post you’ve ever made anywhere on the internet in your entire life has been wrong. 

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

At the bare minimum, I hope Akina slaps Gideon upside his head at Denny's.

That's one way to get the DBs heads turned around ! 

[Mother mopar 3299]

Akina back as an analyst? Was hoping he would actually be coaching on the field. 

Lulz

[Dahobbs 17437]

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

That's one way to get the DBs heads turned around ! 

I don't think Gideon is the problem. 

[closetojumping 62213]

I’m happy that Akina is back in an analyst capacity. He apparently was really good in that role this season. On the field? Get a fucking grip. 

Honestly, give me as many intelligent and analytic old guys who love the sport in analyst roles as possible. Mix those with guys like Chryst, who still have a lot to contribute on the field if they can rehabilitate themselves, and you have a legitimate force added to the brain trust.

[Gil Bang 25897]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has evolved. But the music is still great. 

Who's the motherfucker that says Casablanca sucks?  I want his scalp. 

[realgreggym 832]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has evolved. But the music is still great. 

True. I am a big fan of the Flintstones, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I once dated Wilma in junior high school.

[ATXbronco 4060]

fuck wrong thread again

Edited January 14 by ATXbronco

[Michael Knight 12887]

52 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every post you’ve ever made anywhere on the internet in your entire life has been wrong. 

Are you the one person who thinks Casablanca sucks?

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

[Js1 85095]

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m happy that Akina is back in an analyst capacity. He apparently was really good in that role this season. On the field? Get a fucking grip. 

Honestly, give me as many intelligent and analytic old guys who love the sport in analyst roles as possible. Mix those with guys like Chryst, who still have a lot to contribute on the field if they can rehabilitate themselves, and you have a legitimate force added to the brain trust.

Sark and Kirby will be the heirs to the coaching rehab program

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

With the way this fucking Cowboys game is going he might be gettable after today   (/s) 

[nineliveslost 2710]

26 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

True. I am a big fan of the Flintstones, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I once dated Wilma in junior high school.

you trying to be Armybrat or something?? 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has devolved. But the music is still great. 

FIFY

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

[Focht Up 631]

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

[chainsaw 9837]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Akina was/is a man guy.

he's 40. possibly older even.

[Bevo 13524]

6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

[Real Papi 975]

24 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

Must be true because the Cowboys secondary plays horrible defense.

[PTINS 3442]

21 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

If everybody you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.

[Red Five 40632]

31 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

Now hold on one fucking second.

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

28 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

They must all hate Casablanca 

[Mo Horn 8807]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

So does the current DL coach Aden Durden. They were all in Atlanta together. 

[mwaadeeb 1152]

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

FIFY

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

Negged because I may be your uncle.

[Texas Wahoo 3383]

 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

They can have PK

[bwub60 147]

7 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Sounds like he can recruit

[blacklab 11844]

I'm going to start giving vacations for off topic posts in this thread.

No body fucking cares what you think about 40 year old movies.

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to start giving vacations for off topic posts in this thread.

No body fucking cares what you think about 40 year old movies.

Yeah! You tell em looch...er...I mean blacklab...

[Ricky Butler 2657]

23 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

Sounds like he can recruit

Tell the best ones to just come to Texas

[Rimbo 25772]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Who's the motherfucker that says Casablanca sucks?  I want his scalp. 

Round up the usual suspects.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

46 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to start giving vacations for off topic posts in this thread.

No body fucking cares what you think about 40 year old movies.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

Taps 🎤

Is this thing on?

[realgreggym 832]

2 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

you trying to be Armybrat or something?? 

No. I am younger. When I was a freshman at UT, Brat was a 6th year senior.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Now hold on one fucking second.

There's no accounting for taste. Perhaps this young man finds prime Anne Bancroft not in line with his tastes. As my dear daddy used to say there's something for everybody

[Bamboozled73 315]

12 hours ago, realgreggym said:

No. I am younger. When I was a freshman at UT, Brat was a 6th year senior.

You forgot to count his Covid year 

[Hank Kingsley 20678]

2 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

You forgot to count his Covid Spanish Flu year 

 

[Harvdog 2276]

It’s like they all need a Spring Break 

[realgreggym 832]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I am not sure that Spain had invented the Spanish flu yet There was a disease that was transmitted through dinosaurs from China so he may have been infected with the China dinosaur flu/. 

[PTINS 3442]

On 1/13/2024 at 1:27 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

This under the radar announcement is the equivalent of flipping the switch on the Death Star.

Complete alignment from Steve Sarkisian to Chris Del Conte to Jay Hartzell to Kevin Eltife; from the Head Football Coach to the Athletic Director to the President of the University to the Chairman of the Board of The University of Texas System (256,000 students, $29 Billion operating budget, $43 Billion Endowment).  Yes, Texas Football is important.

Gone are the days of the fiefdoms and personal agenda's and pissing matches and ignorance of the various factions that advocate their "support" of UT athletics.   (Please note the "7 win Steve" dip shits with the patience of a gnat are not in the chain of command.)

"...great to know we’re officially set for the future, but we’re going to need more gas…🤘" 

"going to need more gas?"  >>>  Whatever happened before today, ... is not enough.

How long will it take?

I'm reminded of my talk with a pipeline contractor in the 80's.

"How long will it take to lay the pipeline?"

Pausing, as he looks towards the horizon, "Give me a 4 joint head start, and turn on the gas!"

  

[Codaxx 5592]

Starting to think R Wright is the new DL coach.. Keep hearing they have their guy and are waiting to announce. I think he is the only candidate mentioned that is still in the playoffs. 

[BurntOrange&White 39612]

Surprised no financial details have come out about Sark's contract. That is probably the most impressive thing about the alignment of our leadership currently.

[Bevo 13524]

31 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Starting to think R Wright is the new DL coach.. Keep hearing they have their guy and are waiting to announce. I think he is the only candidate mentioned that is still in the playoffs. 

 

 

When is the Super Bowl?