2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Yesh 929]

I'm excited to be part of the UofA staff.  I'll say the same to UT.

 

What?

[HenryJames 66120]

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

 

*truly

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

4 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I'm excited to be part of the UofA staff.  I'll say the same to UT.

 

What?

Scheer doesn’t know what it means either. Lol

 

[Js1 85406]

[Vito Andolini 9126]

“I have NO SOURCES!”

At least we know Coach Akina doesn’t talk to himself.

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

“I have NO SOURCES!”

At least we know Coach Akina doesn’t talk to himself.

Dementia-related psychosis is a thing. See Akina's last tweet.

[ClubWhatever 12145]

[TexasRenegade 2449]

Does this mean he considers himself a consultant and not an analyst and is willing to collect a check from both?

[MirrOlure 14790]

Maybe the "job" he and his brothers have to "finish" is cleaning out his office before he moves to Austin?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Dementia-related psychosis is a thing. See Akina's last tweet.

What’s his last tweet? I presume this is because I don’t have “X,” but when I visit his page, it’s a jumbled timeline like all accounts seem to be. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

What’s his last tweet? I presume this is because I don’t have “X,” but when I visit his page, it’s a jumbled timeline like all accounts seem to be. 

At the top of this page.

[Js1 85406]

Maybe it’s a split custody thing 

[FloridaHorn 4766]

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe it’s a split custody thing 

So our DBs will only turn their heads every other weekend?

[Burt Macklin 19038]

 

 

 

Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

[SaucyJack 3488]

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

 

[Vertigo 20290]

18 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

So our DBs will only turn their heads every other weekend?

Once a month once U of A sees the new sidepiece. 

[SydneyCarton 48110]

35 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

 

Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

[bad_teammate 13215]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

[Js1 85406]

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

👶😍🙏

 

[SydneyCarton 48110]

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

That's solid. I was also thinking of the 4-5 unprompted novels that often get written to complete strangers, as well.

[Nope 3114]

3 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

 

I’m truly excited for this opportunity to marry the love of my life. I’ll say the same to my ex.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

[conVINCEd 21469]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

This.  It would be a very depressing exercise.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I’m surprised there aren’t odds out on this corch by now 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

That was the beauty of MIL’s posts - they were the most mundane things and she inadvertently and invariably would type them out in verse form, so they read like poetry, but the subject matter was always stuff like the nice flowers you could get at Costco or whether anyone had any recommendations for garage door repairs. And she’d “like” her own stuff and respond to herself. 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

And she’d “like” her own stuff and respond to herself. 

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

Not sure but it struck me as hilarious. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

Nah, queen. Be your own biggest fan. 

[dcar00 14269]

18 hours ago, cochamps said:

I was going to say Quandre Diggs, but it looks like he plays safety now.

 

already covered...

this is the problem in a nutshell.  our good corners get converted to safety in the NFL.  It'd be nice if our good corners remained as good corners in the NFL.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

Former NFL CB William Gay is there now, not sure exact role or title 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

Chykie brown started 6 games over his 5 year nfl career. Played in 60. 

[Hank_Hill 18878]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

[Dbeasy 15068]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

There's actually at least one thread for this

[Hank_Hill 18878]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

There's actually at least one thread for this

Welcome to one more bruther

[cafe society 2872]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

[Dangle 92]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chykie brown started 6 games over his 5 year nfl career. Played in 60. 

Josh Thompson signed with the Jaguars as an UDFA, is now on the Titans roster.

 

https://www.tennesseetitans.com/team/players-roster/josh-thompson/

[LTtxfan 49247]

5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

 

[Rhinotx 500]

31 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[Duane Moore 5243]

When Butch Jones was fired at Tennessee, Brady Hoke was named interim coach and apparently lobbied to the AD, John Currie, for the permanent job in text messages that were later obtained in a FOIA request:

“JOHN I HOPE YOU DO KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR HEAD FOOTBALL COACH I DO KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WE LIVE IN AND WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT TENNESSEE!”
 

https://saturdaytradition.com/michigan-football/hoke-texts-former-tennessee-ad/

I get that same energy from Akina. 

[cmontexas 3272]

Holton Hill started as a rookie but couldnt pass a drug test and washed out

[6th Street 6413]

I don't think Akina understands how co-Defensive Coordinator is supposed to work

[hornian 5219]

31 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I don't think Akina understands how co-Defensive Coordinator is supposed to work

I don’t think he understands how CAPS LOCK works. 

[kevwun 15797]

Just need him to post an upside picture and we’ll have proof he’s Armybrat.

[Mother mopar 3319]

Anyone know how to post videos on... Facebook

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

4 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

When Butch Jones was fired at Tennessee, Brady Hoke was named interim coach and apparently lobbied to the AD, John Currie, for the permanent job in text messages that were later obtained in a FOIA request:

“JOHN I HOPE YOU DO KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR HEAD FOOTBALL COACH I DO KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WE LIVE IN AND WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT TENNESSEE!”
 

https://saturdaytradition.com/michigan-football/hoke-texts-former-tennessee-ad/

I get that same energy from Akina. 

Username and such.

[troph 24851]

We can has a DL coach Monday please ?