2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Getafix 28664]

7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

If I'm being honest, I like that Sark was willing to change his position when he learned that everyone who cares about the program disagreed with him. I get that a lot of successful HCs are "my way or the highway" types, but that just doesn't seem like Sark's style. Not that he won't stick to his guns when he knows he's right, but it's good that he's willing to acknowledge he may occasionally be wrong. That was especially true in year 0. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Park Gothic 5042]

Burton said on the OTF website that Sark is still looking to pull someone from the NFL for the DL coaching spot. 

[crash_davis 23113]

[RollLeft 5045]

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

So it okay to suck it, but don’t eat it.

 

[Hornmatic 246]

39 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

[Bamboozled73 315]

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

2 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Thought it was set in stone 

[Hornmatic 246]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

[South Austin 52515]

[FloridaHorn 4755]

11 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Of quartz we did.

[Vertigo 20289]

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

[Jebus 1308]

let's not do this schist again

[Laga4 1270]

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Fumbled at the 1 smh

[Js1 85348]

[South Austin 52515]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

[Burt Macklin 19026]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fumbled at the 1 in the fourth quartzer smh

FIFY 

[FloridaHorn 4755]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

[Js1 85348]

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

[pacmanmakesitrain 91]

40 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

[Chili dog 1787]

Just some details we couldn’t iron out. 

[bad_teammate 13196]

8 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

With the slate of opponents we're facing in the SEC, I'm hoping we've got a gneiss amount set aside for coaches and a Spring portal transfer. We'll undoubtedly be facing stronger offensive limes.

[BERT 4359]

57 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

 

55 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

 

53 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

 

45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Of quartz we did.

 

34 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

 

30 minutes ago, Jebus said:

let's not do this schist again

 

29 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

 

14 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

 

11 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

 

9 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Just some details we couldn’t iron out. 

God i love this site

[VirginiaLonghorn 4772]

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

[LonghornBreeder 550]

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

[bborange 10075]

[Deej 76799]

[Leanderman 2275]

So we are gonna start with a clean "slate"?

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

25 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

Yeah it is a pretty gneiss place. 

[PTINS 3472]

Your thought processes were fractured and your hopes in vein; shouldn’t put the karst before the horse.

[Radical Larry 28623]

[Hmbre97 6308]

Everyone needs to just fucking coal it and stop worrying about the hire. Sark has this schist under control.

[BERT 4359]

42 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

He's getting better. What a night that was

[Los Borracho 36]

44 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

Coaching results are paltry. 

[Droopy 2626]

57 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

[LTtxfan 49196]

23 minutes ago, BERT said:

He's getting better. What a night that was

 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

18 minutes ago, Los Borracho said:

Coaching results are poultry. 

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

[Reese Bennett 3614]

This hire will be a seismic event for college football.

[jdhorn92 1552]

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So we are gonna start with a clean "slate"?

We’ve all lost our marble(s) 

[South Austin 52515]

5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

You guys quack me up.

Edited January 24 by South Austin

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Freakin thread is metamorphing

[27-25 2047]

Who's at fault here?  We can't all be igneous of the implications of this.

[closetojumping 62738]

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

This hire will be a seismic event for college football.

I think most of you should tell yourselves what you normally tell your wives/spouses and girlfriends/SOs - "prepare to be disappointed".

[TotallyLegit 3053]

9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

That was genius, shear genius.

[jw4381 3076]

Our new D line coach is totally gonna rock. I can feel it in my stones. 

[Hookem2147 21320]

Maybe the real DL coach was the friends we made along the way

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

19 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

Awesome. I’m trying to be more inclusive.