2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

On the recruiting front ,I'm reserving judgment till i see pics of K Bakes and Bo Davis wife/gf. 

Fucking stop with the K Bake shit right meow goddammit.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

30 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Fucking stop with the K Bake shit right meow goddammit.

........nope

[Michael Knight 12,977]

40 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Fucking stop with the K Bake shit right meow goddammit.

You talking about CKB?

[Bevo14 8,303]

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Fucking stop with the K Bake shit right meow goddammit.

This. It's Kenny Bake dammit.

[DixonHur 11,296]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

This. It's Kenny Baker dammit.

fify

[sith_horn 2,379]

On 1/25/2024 at 8:14 PM, Hookem2147 said:

DL is the hardest position to collect blue chips at.

I do recall people being pretty excited about his 2022 class of Ross, Bledsoe and Bryant. Ross and Bledsoe were top 100 players in the country according to On3. Obviously didn’t work out. I thought his class this year of January, Hills and Robinson was good too.

But yes, he never really made it rain with all these high profile guys that come out of Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana and Florida. My suspicion is that has more to do with built in disadvantages then Davis’ ability.

I agree, blue chip DL are a limited supply and most of his recruits you listed align with my statement that Davis has an eye for developmental prospects -- a very valuable trait to have. Hoping Baker has it too. Bledsoe is a tricky one. If he can put on enough good weight he could be great. I like January and Hill as well. Really hoping we can hold on to Brandon Brown too.

Edited January 28 by sith_horn

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Get to know your new DLine coach In-Depth

[General Specific 3,254]

Effort and salesmanship will always matter, no matter how easy it gets. 
The leads still gotta be worked properly, no matter how good they are.

[Gil Bang 25,922]

since Jimmy Lake has been mentioned on this thread:

Hopefully Zac is smart enough to figure out he's got a nuclear weapon named Bijan and gets him the fucking ball.

[Bevo14 8,303]

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

since Jimmy Lake has been mentioned on this thread:

Hopefully Zac is smart enough to figure out he's got a nuclear weapon named Bijan and gets him the fucking ball.

Is that the same dude that played qb at okie lite?

[closetohumping 17,437]

On 1/28/2024 at 12:03 PM, utexas8 said:

Should’ve got this baker.

Pretty obscure show for this group.  Lots of hot chicks though

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

since Jimmy Lake has been mentioned on this thread:

Hopefully Zac is smart enough to figure out he's got a nuclear weapon named Bijan and gets him the fucking ball.

I didn’t know Jimmy Lake was African american

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Pretty obscure show for this group.  Lots of hot chicks though

I didn’t know Jimmy Lake was African american

Yeah. I saw that awhile back. Color me suprised. 

[LTtxfan 49,148]

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Is that the same dude that played qb at okie lite?

Yeah Zac Robinson played QB at okie lite

Quote

 

[texifornia 56,870]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Pretty obscure show for this group.  Lots of hot chicks though

I didn’t know Jimmy Lake was African american

Should have watched more Pac 12 After Dark while you still could

[LTtxfan 49,148]

On 1/4/2024 at 11:57 PM, BruceVonClaude said:

Shocked that Clint hurtt hasn't been thrown out yet 😂

Eagles...

[closetohumping 17,437]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Should have watched more Pac 12 After Dark while you still could

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

Per Bobby:

 

Kenny Baker should be hitting the road recruiting starting today. Had to go through NCAA paperwork process as well as getting clearances to travel on behalf of the university. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

 

 

[PantsTent 2,002]

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah Zac Robinson played QB at okie lite

 

Him being named the starter prompted the article about the other qb that prompted the I'm a Man, I'm 40 rant.

[Hank Kingsley 20,908]

Press release with quotes from Sark and Baker. 

 

[Hookem2147 21,200]

 

[WBT 20,561]

5 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Him being named the starter prompted the article about the other qb that prompted the I'm a Man, I'm 40 rant.

I thought it was all because his mom was feeding him chicken fingers

[sith_horn 2,379]

They finally got his bio (sans pic) up on the roster: Kenny Baker Bio - Texassports.com

[closetojumping 62,568]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

They finally got his bio (sans pic) up on the roster: Kenny Baker Bio - Texassports.com

Excellent. Now we can discuss his resume a little. 

[Scholz 11,938]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Excellent. Now we can discuss his resume a little. 

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

[DixonHur 11,296]

8 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

They finally got his bio (sans pic) up on the roster: Kenny Baker Bio - Texassports.com

Wait, he's married to a bird? Tesia

I mean, I guess she's kinda cute.

Just kidding...my Internet stalking says this may be his wife.

Edited January 30 by DixonHur

[Vertigo 20,276]

46 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Press release with quotes from Sark and Baker. 

 

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

[Katfid54 8,620]

28 minutes ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

I propose Kennybakeport, Maine

[Scholz 11,938]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

I propose Kennybakeport, Maine

Strong to Very Strong

[Katfid54 8,620]

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

.....he's the head coach, bro

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

29 minutes ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

Welcome to The Bake Show

[Tex Pete 20,339]

29 minutes ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

I, for one, vote no stupid nicknames. That's a texags thing.

[RGBIII 22,838]

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

Do you want Flood making the offensive hires? Want @closetojumping to go on a rant about his Rutgers staff?

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

Kenny "The Cake is finally" Baker'd?

[NoName 16,351]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Kenny "The Cake is finally" Baker'd?

We've found it folks, the worst nickname possible.

[Hookem2147 21,200]

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

The head coach should be making all staff hires. Input from coordinators is fine, but outsourcing hiring decisions to them shouldn't be happening.

[Tree Fidy 1,175]

42 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, he's married to a bird? Tesia

I mean, I guess she's kinda cute.

Just kidding...my Internet stalking says this may be his wife.

We are fucked if he is going to be recruiting.   #NotA5⭐️

[Red Five 40,847]

Mama named him R2, I'm calling him R2.

[Js1 85,297]

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

The head coach should be making all staff hires. Input from coordinators is fine, but outsourcing hiring decisions to them shouldn't be happening.

It's stupid season

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

It's stupid season

You know full well there are no seasons. It is a year round occurrence in these parts.

[closetojumping 62,568]

39 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Do you want Flood making the offensive hires? Want @closetojumping to go on a rant about his Rutgers staff?

Dude, you're thinking of Chris Ash. I don't remember much about Flood's time at Rutgers. Ash's first staff in 2016 is one of the all-time worst P5 staffs, ever. Go look it up. You have Drew Mehringer as the OC, for starters. I think some of the position coaches are and have been out of football. Most lack wikipedia pages and are not guys that any of us can credibly claim to know well. Just complete trash. 

The fact that Mehringer is celebrated in Oregon is proof that a properly weaponized NIL machine can make anyone look really good, for awhile at least. Worth noting for future thought.

Edited January 30 by closetojumping
Atticus can lick my hairy beanbag.

[Atticus 3,973]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Worth nothing for future thought.

Duly noted. 

[RGBIII 22,838]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, you're thinking of Chris Ash. I don't remember much about Flood's time at Rutgers. Ash's first staff in 2016 is one of the all-time worst P5 staffs, ever. Go look it up. You have Drew Mehringer as the OC, for starters. I think some of the position coaches are and have been out of football. Most lack wikipedia pages and are not guys that any of us can credibly claim to know well. Just complete trash. 

The fact that Mehringer is celebrated in Oregon is proof that a properly weaponized NIL machine can make anyone look really good, for awhile at least. Worth nothing for future thought.

1. You are correct, definitely was thinking of Chris Ash

2. Demean 2019 Recruiter of the Year, Drew Mehringer, at your own peril sir

[Deej 76,756]

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Mama named him R2, I'm calling him R2.

Artoo

[Katfid54 8,620]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Chris Ash

easily the saddest wikipedia profile picture on the internet:

 

[Bevo 13,570]

Kenny Half-Baked

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

9 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

easily the saddest wikipedia profile picture on the internet:

 

My wife's aunt and uncles went to high school with him. Not really a CSB, but I told it anyway.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

45 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

easily the saddest wikipedia profile picture on the internet:

 

[Katfid54 8,620]

Downs' syndrome is not a joke, Tina.

[Had Enough 2,079]

All I know is every time I saw Oregon play their TE was making plays and scoring TDs. Whoever was coaching him had to be doing a bang up job.