2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[FreeHorn 1,307]

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

[Katfid54 8,633]

Downs' syndrome is not a joke, Tina.

[FloridaHorn 4,755]

3 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

 

 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

No

[Red Five 40,858]

[BornAndRaised 12,283]

11 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

This board can be a truly awful place.

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

16 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

The Kake is baked 

[SimkinsMan 4,387]

14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

I'm sorry, ClubWhatever. The word we're looking for is 'is.' As in, This board is a truly awful place.

[ousux 5,597]

Does anyone find it strange that Sark is still leading the charge on defensive hires? Shouldn't PK be doing that?

I'm sure PK has input, but Sark is the one ultimately either making the hire or passing.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My wife's aunt and uncles went to high school with him. Not really a CSB, but I told it anyway.

My wife worked with him in grad school. She thinks he's a complete asshole.

[Fondren & Main 6,718]

49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

I find the nickname, Bake Dog, to be extremely upsetting. 

[BERT 4,358]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Mama named him R2, I'm calling him R2.

Nice Coming to America reference. 

I say this so @SydneyCarton gets the joke. 

[Magus Ossis 2,800]

R2D50 (Roman numeral play on R2DL)

[Nuge 1,970]

[Hmbre97 6,308]

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[Thiefery 4,995]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

this fucker is going to be the steelers new OC.. can't wait for him to do his thing and finally gets Tomlin out the door 

[Mittens 8,282]

4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

can't wait for him to do his thing and finally gets Tomlin out the door 

The last time he was an OC, the Titans had the #4 scoring offense, #3 total offense, #2 rushing offense.

[Bevo14 8,311]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

[Park Gothic 5,038]

2 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

Is this that ETBF I keep hearing so much about?   

[Wishbone 4,760]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

This board can be a truly awful place.

Yeah, its great!

[Redneck Mutha 7,956]

We got uniforms and everything!

[Reese Bennett 3,612]

 You have to grade linemen on the curve.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

The last time he was an OC, the Titans had the #4 scoring offense, #3 total offense, #2 rushing offense.

I mean things are easier when you have Derrick Henry and AJ Brown

[General Specific 3,261]

I'm sorry, ClubWhatever. The word we're looking for is 'is.' As in, This board is a truly awful place.

And I’m here for it!

[MrX 733]

Remember when a lot of people wanted to retain Chris Ash?

I don’t because Tom Herman drove me to drinking a lot. 

[Moderator 98]

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean things are easier when you have Derrick Henry and AJ Brown

That is probably balanced out by their QB.

[Kitty Boy 60]

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Excellent. Now we can discuss his resume a little. 

 

 

[Hank_Hill 18,807]

9 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

Oof. The Baker is about to whip up some bread.

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

Still would.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

18 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, he's married to a bird? Tesia

I mean, I guess she's kinda cute.

Just kidding...my Internet stalking says this may be his wife.

She looks weird. Would not bang. 

Whats up with her nose? She looks like the wicked witch of the east 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

I'm going with Bakers Dozen 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

10 hours ago, General Specific said:

And I’m here for it!

 

[DixonHur 11,304]

19 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

This is Bake Dog’s wife.  Take from this what you want. 

So, I'm not well versed in this area, but does this qualify as an East Texas Box Face?  

If so, that could help on the recruiting trail.

[RollLeft 5,045]

I can't tell if she's from Kentucky or simply has an east TX box face.

[closetojumping 62,722]

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

[DixonHur 11,304]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

That would be nice.

Of course, it is also proof that everyone is hated here. I would say we would take a shit on anything, but that was the old site.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

That would be nice.

Of course, it is also proof that everyone is hated here. I would say we would take a shit on anything, but that was the old site.

Is that you Mr. McMahon?

[NoName 16,351]

23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, you're thinking of Chris Ash. I don't remember much about Flood's time at Rutgers. Ash's first staff in 2016 is one of the all-time worst P5 staffs, ever. Go look it up. You have Drew Mehringer as the OC, for starters. I think some of the position coaches are and have been out of football. Most lack wikipedia pages and are not guys that any of us can credibly claim to know well. Just complete trash.

people think you may be kidding about that, but it's really that fucking bad

the shocking thing is that they actually went 2-10. then you see they won vs Howard and New Mexico.

 

 

[SarkAfterDark 1,688]

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

34 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Is that you Mr. McMahon?

[NoName 16,351]

31 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

can you imagine how quickly this site would turn into /r/roastme if that happened? (as it should)

[Katfid54 8,633]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

can you imagine how quickly this site would turn into /r/roastme if that happened? (as it should)

Yeah. Would be good for me, i think.  I think people would be like "oh. you're not that fat"

[Chooky 13,307]

On 1/30/2024 at 11:51 AM, Katfid54 said:

easily the saddest wikipedia profile picture on the internet:

 

[Hmbre97 6,308]

[Vertigo 20,285]

52 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Can you imagine both of these guys going on a recruiting visit to your home and show up looking like they left some chromosomes in the car?

[Hank_Hill 18,807]

2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

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