2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Getafix 29459]

7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

If I'm being honest, I like that Sark was willing to change his position when he learned that everyone who cares about the program disagreed with him. I get that a lot of successful HCs are "my way or the highway" types, but that just doesn't seem like Sark's style. Not that he won't stick to his guns when he knows he's right, but it's good that he's willing to acknowledge he may occasionally be wrong. That was especially true in year 0. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Park Gothic 5376]

Burton said on the OTF website that Sark is still looking to pull someone from the NFL for the DL coaching spot. 

[crash_davis 23470]

[RollLeft 5092]

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

So it okay to suck it, but don’t eat it.

 

[Hornmatic 296]

39 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

[Bamboozled73 341]

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

2 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Thought it was set in stone 

[Hornmatic 296]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

[South Austin 53228]

[FloridaHorn 4887]

11 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

Of quartz we did.

[Vertigo 20499]

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

[Jebus 1341]

let's not do this schist again

[Laga4 1270]

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

[BurntOrange&White 41903]

Fumbled at the 1 smh

[Js1 87189]

[South Austin 53228]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

[Burt Macklin 19230]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fumbled at the 1 in the fourth quartzer smh

FIFY 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

[Js1 87189]

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

[pacmanmakesitrain 91]

40 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

[Chili dog 1810]

Just some details we couldn’t iron out. 

[bad_teammate 13546]

8 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

With the slate of opponents we're facing in the SEC, I'm hoping we've got a gneiss amount set aside for coaches and a Spring portal transfer. We'll undoubtedly be facing stronger offensive limes.

[BERT 4499]

57 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We took Rod Wright for granit.  

 

55 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Thought it was set in stone 

 

53 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Offer should have been boulder, imo. 

 

45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Of quartz we did.

 

34 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am starting to think that this hire is going to be an out of the boxite hire. 

 

30 minutes ago, Jebus said:

let's not do this schist again

 

29 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

He was always rock solid to the Texans.  

 

14 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

someone is about to lose their marble.

 

11 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.

 

9 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Just some details we couldn’t iron out. 

God i love this site

[VirginiaLonghorn 4912]

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

[LonghornBreeder 550]

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6362]

[bborange 10400]

[Deej 77844]

[Leanderman 2367]

So we are gonna start with a clean "slate"?

[Pato del Muerto 53520]

25 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God i love this site

Yeah it is a pretty gneiss place. 

[PTINS 3524]

Your thought processes were fractured and your hopes in vein; shouldn’t put the karst before the horse.

[Radical Larry 28822]

[Hmbre97 6337]

Everyone needs to just fucking coal it and stop worrying about the hire. Sark has this schist under control.

[BERT 4499]

42 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… hope Ernie isn’t the jealous type.

He's getting better. What a night that was

[Los Borracho 36]

44 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

Coaching results are paltry. 

[Droopy 2639]

57 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.

I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.

 

Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?

 

 

[LTtxfan 50007]

23 minutes ago, BERT said:

He's getting better. What a night that was

 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

18 minutes ago, Los Borracho said:

Coaching results are poultry. 

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

[Reese Bennett 3663]

This hire will be a seismic event for college football.

[jdhorn92 1598]

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So we are gonna start with a clean "slate"?

We’ve all lost our marble(s) 

[South Austin 53228]

5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.

You guys quack me up.

Edited January 24 by South Austin

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

[CptnJiggleBits 990]

Freakin thread is metamorphing

[27-25 2085]

Who's at fault here?  We can't all be igneous of the implications of this.

[closetojumping 65444]

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

This hire will be a seismic event for college football.

I think most of you should tell yourselves what you normally tell your wives/spouses and girlfriends/SOs - "prepare to be disappointed".

[TotallyLegit 3106]

9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

[CptnJiggleBits 990]

That was genius, shear genius.

[jw4381 3249]

Our new D line coach is totally gonna rock. I can feel it in my stones. 

[Hookem2147 22038]

Maybe the real DL coach was the friends we made along the way

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

19 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Something that is flat has a side and an "other side". Something that is round has infinite sides. You just proved the flat earthers right.

Awesome. I’m trying to be more inclusive.