2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Bevo 13904]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

✅

I think I have already seen photos.

[BornAndRaised 12887]

3 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

I'm fat, ugly and single. Coach Baker is already doing better than me by having a significant other. Point taken, my bad.

[Red Five 41767]

That's the spirit!

[Herpa Derpa 6352]

This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.

Edited January 31 by Herpa Derpa

[Katfid54 9005]

9 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

18 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.

This looks like an AI generated image prompted from "NFL football coach that looks like a thumb"

[Dbeasy 15612]

4 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

So, I'm not well versed in this area, but does this qualify as an East Texas Box Face?  

If so, that could help on the recruiting trail.

You don't think she would scare the kids?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing, particularly in a shitty, denigrating manner, the new coach’s wife? Christ. 

Holy shit. CTJ does have a heart after all...

[Bevo 13904]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. CTJ does have a heart after all...

His small heart grew three sizes this day.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

His small heart grew three sizes this day.

 

[Hank_Hill 20077]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

His man bun grew three sizes this day.

Fify

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

40 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.

This is a man who looks like Chris Hansen walked through the door 

[MuellerHorn 4630]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

✅

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I think I have already seen photos.

I have you covered:

[Vertigo 20500]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Fify

[closetojumping 65503]

36 minutes ago, Bevo said:

His small heart grew three sizes this day.

I’ve never been a big fan of running the women and kids down that happens on here sometimes. 

Someone like Candi Fisher, who created a public scene, that’s a different thing.

 

[BERT 4499]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve never been a big fan of running the women and kids down that happens on here sometimes. 

Someone like Candi Fisher, who created a public scene, that’s a different thing.

 

awwwwww

[cafe society 2903]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve never been a big fan of running the women and kids down that happens on here sometimes. 

Someone like Candi Fisher, who created a public scene, that’s a different thing.

 

This

[Park Gothic 5376]

5 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

Picture's a little old

[Hank_Hill 20077]

Can we still make fun of Jimbos son? 

[Vito Andolini 9458]

6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Picture's a little old

Wowza! Does she like to dance? Show her my moves.

[Foosters 18286]

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

This is the look of a man who truly believes the camera just stole his soul. Or of one who just saw Chris Hansen walk in the room.

Is this from the island of Dr Moreau?

[Davis Lane 6014]

[Bevo 13904]

3 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

46 minutes ago, BERT said:

awwwwww

See? He DOES have morals 

44 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Picture's a little old

Wood

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

I hate to show my wife, but I'll do it for you guys. She's not the best looking, but she's perfect for me. 

Edited January 31 by Spider2YBanana
Apostrophe

[Teryor 5014]

Obviously means nothing at the moment but turns out people might recognize Flood has been doing a decent job here

[BurntOrange&White 41967]

9 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Obviously means nothing at the moment but turns out people might recognize Flood has been doing a decent job here

Increase him to 2.5 million right now!

[Mother mopar 3388]

My wife

[DixonHur 11968]

8 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

I only have a picture from our honeymoon

[Hookem2147 22046]

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Obviously means nothing at the moment but turns out people might recognize Flood has been doing a decent job here

Boston College has to be one of the worst P5 jobs you can have right now, right? They haven't won more than 7 games since 2007. I'm assuming the NIL funding is close to non-existent, the stadium they play at sucks and it's a terrible region for recruiting.

[Radical Larry 28825]

Wicked Jimbo Fisha on line 1

[Stunns38 3805]

Wicked Jimbo Fisha on line 1

Nomaar Gaarciapaara would be better

[Vertigo 20500]

19 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Nomaar Gaarciapaara would be better

There is only one coach for that fair city and that is Tommy B. The GOAT has gone back to college and will be SLAYIN the campus talent.

[MrX 804]

Houston Nutt trying to find the scrap piece of paper with his agent’s number so he can get floated for the BC job. 

[Schulz2.0 29284]

53 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

There is only one coach for that fair city and that is Tommy B. The GOAT has gone back to college and will be SLAYIN the campus talent.

[texifornia 59033]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Boston College has to be one of the worst P5 jobs you can have right now, right? They haven't won more than 7 games since 2007. I'm assuming the NIL funding is close to non-existent, the stadium they play at sucks and it's a terrible region for recruiting.

I went to a couple BC games and don't remember the stadium being awful. It was cold and I was drunk of course.

[Hornlover 8947]

10 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you swing. 

[ousux 5646]

I find the nickname, Bake Dog, to be extremely upsetting. 

So have we talked ourselves into him being a homerun hire or nah? Nobody gets an aggyish nickname unless that's what the players call him.

[cmontexas 3377]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

There is only one coach for that fair city and that is Tommy B. The GOAT has gone back to college and will be SLAYIN the campus talent.

Bahama?

[Leanderman 2367]

"Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you sw

[Herpa Derpa 6352]

35 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Before shitting on someone else’s wife I think it should be required that you post a picture of your own wife or husband. Which ever way you sw

Fun fact: Lulu is still alive and kicking at 77

[Teryor 5014]

Friendship ended with Lane

[SydneyCarton 49520]

That's a fucking punch to the fucking dick. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1857]

Damn.  This one hurts. 

I'm curious why we couldn't or wouldn't match their offer.

 

[Tex-19 3013]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's a fucking punch to the fucking dick. 

The glass dick?

Sorry, couldn't help it. But yeah this sucks. Do we even have a GM? Seems odd that he'd leave

[Hookem2147 22046]

From Bobby:

I am told to expect to see some restructuring in the Texas personnel department as part of this move.

Wonder if we might be adding a GM-type role too?

[texifornia 59033]

15 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Friendship ended with Lane

Damn, ok Lane. As said above, would be curious what went down there.

[Red Five 41767]

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

From Bobby:

I am told to expect to see some restructuring in the Texas personnel department as part of this move.

Wonder if we might be adding a GM-type role too?

How about Billy Glasscock.

[BurntOrange&White 41967]

Wonder if we’re going to bring over some of the Bama staff that was let go by Deboer? Maybe that is what Bobby meant by some restructuring?