2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Noozak 324]

Saban's ex staff has to be a good place to start looking for his replacement.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

From Bobby:

I am told to expect to see some restructuring in the Texas personnel department as part of this move.

Wonder if we might be adding a GM-type role too?

Was just going to ask - I don't think we have that title, but Glasscock was essentially that, no? 

In the NFL you generally have a Director of Pro Personnel and a Director of College Scouting who roll up to the General Manager.  Is the new way of college football to have a High School Recruiting and a College/Transfer Portal guy who roll up to a General Manager?

[SydneyCarton 48054]

9 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Damn.  This one hurts. 

I'm curious why we couldn't or wouldn't match their offer.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

The glass dick?

Sorry, couldn't help it. But yeah this sucks. Do we even have a GM? Seems odd that he'd leave

I'm guessing that the GM role has more responsibilites and a pay raise, and it wasn't as simple as matching the offer. That's what my non-informed gut says here.

And often you can't restructure until a change is made in an organization of size, so maybe Sark is using this blow to force a restructing in our favor. That's my pure sunshine take on this, which is probably nowhere near to reality. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Damn, ok Lane. As said above, would be curious what went down there.

Reeks of a cushy landing spot, though I know Glasscock has been pretty valuable. Bobby's notes give credence to that as well

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's what my non-informed gut says here.

Non-informed gut off is a good description of....here. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Sark responds

 

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

Did he write that in MS Paint?

[texifornia 56863]

Subtweeting the ex-Director of Player Personnel seems a little catty, but ok

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Oh, hooray. Something dramatic to take all of my Thursday productivity away. Well done, everyone. 

[Js1 85276]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Oh, hooray. Something dramatic to take all of my Thursday productivity away. Well done, everyone. 

Time to make a wishlist of all the people we won't hire, so that when Sark does hire someone, Surly ends up like

[Radical Larry 28559]

Surly is going to do that no matter who is hired.

[Atticus 3973]

I have a hard time seeing that guy move from Texas to Ole Miss without there being another reason behind it.

Sucks because he was good in that role, but we’ll be fine.

[HenryJames 66038]

Are there pics of Glasscock's wife that we can make fun of?

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

Who was the guy at South Carolina (?) that Sark originally wanted for that spot?  Maybe cycles back?  Never a better time to ask than right after a playoff appearance and shit is rolling. 

[Hookem2147 21194]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Who was the guy at South Carolina (?) that Sark originally wanted for that spot?  Maybe cycles back?  Never a better time to ask than right after a playoff appearance and shit is rolling. 

Drew Hughes. He was named in all the stuff that went down at Tennessee under Pruitt and got a show-cause. That would likely never get through compliance. 

[Getafix 28563]

 

Enshrined at the Shrine game ... 

 

 

And this is nice.

 

 

 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Drew Hughes. He was named in all the stuff that went down at Tennessee under Pruitt and got a show-cause. That would likely never get through compliance. 

No, but do we even need a compliance department anymore?   It seems like nothing is enforceable.   Just threaten an anti-trust suit.  Eventually we will have unlimited eligibility, mid-season transfers, and guys who were cut from the NFL coming back to play college.

[closetojumping 62563]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

No, but do we even need a compliance department anymore?   It seems like nothing is enforceable.   Just threaten an anti-trust suit.  Eventually we will have unlimited eligibility, mid-season transfers, and guys who were cut from the NFL coming back to play college.

Yes, compliance is helpful. No, Hughes would never get through compliance. No, some things are enforceable. 

[Fondren & Main 6702]

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Friendship ended with Lane

[Frank Drebin 5659]

I never heard of Glasscock until about a month ago, but I'm pretty sure we are now doomed.

 

j/k  Sucks to lose someone in Belmont who was good at their job and added value (considering how much waste like Plonsky and most of her reports).  Hope Sark hires the best replacement possible.

[DixonHur 11293]

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Are there pics of Glasscock's wife that we can make fun of?

Glasscock's talent evaluation and recruiting skills confirmed.  Wood.

 

 

Edited February 1 by DixonHur

[Junior Bonner 6242]

Slut

[bad_teammate 13191]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Subtweeting the ex-Director of Player Personnel seems a little catty, but ok

Sark needs Photoshop so he can put "My toxic trait is trusting the wrong people" over a picture of a chick doing yoga at sunset. FB divorcee vibes.

[Foosters 17839]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Oh, hooray. Something dramatic to take all of my Thursday productivity away. Well done, everyone. 

 

Edited February 1 by Foosters

[cafe society 2860]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

I went to a couple BC games and don't remember the stadium being awful. It was cold and I was drunk of course.

It's not awful at all, it's not very large, but not awful.

[ousux 5597]

Friendship ended with Lane

Motherfuckin Freshwater not limiting his fishing to bars these days.

Always thought Billy's parents should have named him "tempered", but maybe that's just me.

[Katfid54 8614]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sark responds

 

[MontereyMX 869]

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

From Bobby:

I am told to expect to see some restructuring in the Texas personnel department as part of this move.

Wonder if we might be adding a GM-type role too?

Finley? 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

Are those the new helmets designed to discourage targeting?

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

How do you take a Shriner in a fez seriously?

[NTVTXN 1432]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Yes, compliance is helpful. No, Hughes would never get through compliance. No, some things are enforceable. 

[South Austin 52453]

9 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

[NTVTXN 1432]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m sorry. I was just trying to show Rimbo how to appropriately use this gif. 😉

[UncleSonny 6570]

In case we want to put a little distance from whatever the fuck is happening here:

The Deboer era is off to a rocky start

[Davis Lane 5580]

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Did he write that in MS Paint?

[Hornmatic 245]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Time to make a wishlist of all the people we won't hire, so that when Sark does hire someone, Surly ends up like

Ozzie Newsome, come on down. 

[Napoleon 8661]

On 1/30/2024 at 10:21 AM, Scholz said:

And his nickname.  What'd we settle on btw?  KBak? Kenny B? Klam Bake?

Nearly 2 days and 4 pages of shit posts (and a little solid info) and no one has come up with:

Mastur Baker

…dropping the ball.

[Vertigo 20276]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Are those the new helmets designed to discourage targeting?

It's the 43rd.. annual convention of the grand mystic royal order of the nobles of.. the Ali Baba temple of the shriiiiine. 

 

 

Edited February 1 by Vertigo

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

Duck!

[LCHorn 2615]

3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

There is no place on this board or in life general for this. Remember folks, recruits read this board as well.

Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but the average age on this board is probably 50.  If a teenager is reading it’s purely out of old people mockery or out of curiosity to read what weird old people talk about.   
 

You know who does think teenagers, particularly blue chip football players, hang on their every word?  TexAgs. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

On Baker

 

[cochamps 1879]

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

How do you take a Shriner in a fez seriously?

As George Carlin said, "drink up Shriners".

[Scholz 11938]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

On Baker

 

Baking the Kake!

[ousux 5597]

On Baker
 

Not too concerned about the energetic and connecting with the yutes part, it's when Dad or an uncle (always an uncle) or even the recruit themselves compare Bakers resume against other D-line coaches that concerns me. We just lost the guy that already has a few DT's in the NFL and possibly two first rounders this upcoming draft...but he's using that to recruit to swamp tigah now.

[closetojumping 62563]

8 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

On Baker
 

Not too concerned about the energetic and connecting with the yutes part, it's when Dad or an uncle (always an uncle) or even the recruit themselves compare Bakers resume against other D-line coaches that concerns me. We just lost the guy that already has a few DT's in the NFL and possibly two first rounders this upcoming draft...but he's using that to recruit to swamp tigah now.

Should we just fold up shop and go home then? Losing Davis was always going to be an uphill battle for this next cycle. No shit Davis has skins on the wall that his replacement doesn’t. 

[Skipper 6128]

Last few pages of this thread are fucking ridiculous.  Shit is getting worse than the football board.

[Nabad 13]

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

On Baker
 

Not too concerned about the energetic and connecting with the yutes part, it's when Dad or an uncle (always an uncle) or even the recruit themselves compare Bakers resume against other D-line coaches that concerns me. We just lost the guy that already has a few DT's in the NFL and possibly two first rounders this upcoming draft...but he's using that to recruit to swamp tigah now.

If he's all that ("sources" giving him part credit for the dolphins dts) and alfred collins and co hold up to the run and get a bunch of sacks from the interior .... recruiting should get easier in the fall....

[ousux 5597]

Should we just fold up shop and go home then? Losing Davis was always going to be an uphill battle for this next cycle. No shit Davis has skins on the wall that his replacement doesn’t. 

Just concerned is all. Maybe Baker becomes a D-line master and recruiting witch, but it's all pretty unknown at the moment.

[cochamps 1879]

22 minutes ago, ousux said:

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Should we just fold up shop and go home then? Losing Davis was always going to be an uphill battle for this next cycle. No shit Davis has skins on the wall that his replacement doesn’t. 

Just concerned is all. Maybe Baker becomes a D-line master and recruiting witch, but it's all pretty unknown at the moment.

No shit Dick Tracy.  This has been covered extensively since his hiring.

[ousux 5597]

No shit Dick Tracy.  This has been covered extensively since his hiring.

I was just responding to the Gerry Hamilton thing posted, sorry for absolutely ruining your surly experience.