2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The way he talked on OTF he discovered Moro Ojomo, so who knows?

Moro Ojomo played at Katy.  He wasn't 'discovered', he was just a late-riser because he graduated high school at 12 years old.

This isn't a Josh Jacobs situation where literally no one had heard of the kid until his shit started getting posted on twitter.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Moro Ojomo played at Katy.  He wasn't 'discovered', he was just a late-riser because he graduated high school at 12 years old.

This isn't a Josh Jacobs situation where literally no one had heard of the kid until his shit started getting posted on twitter.

I'm just telling you what Jake said, it's not my opinion. He actually said he discovered Moro when he was going on 12 and told Herman about him and they offered him. 

[Daichee Bell 3091]

Now that he’s leaving, I’ll address it an odd experience with Glasscock, where he was openly talking about players that he felt were good, bad, or replaceable to a bunch of donors without any real context as to who we were.  Wholeheartedly understand how he was doing good work, but not the interaction one would have expected in that situation.  The buddy I was with is tight with some of the family for a defensive lineman. Thankfully, Glasscock had good things to say, otherwise he would have been tracked right back to the  family.  My feeling was that there was a lot of in-house stuff discussed out of house.

Onward and upward. Hook ‘em.

[Hank_Hill 20060]

6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 Glassxock

Glassxock was. 

Are you uncomfortable typing cock or something? Who hurt you?

[ousux 5639]

Kyle Flood rumors to BC as head coach circling now….  That would suck, we just got a good line for the first time in 10 plus years.  

Fucking hell. I know with success comes coach raiding, but he's one of the 2 left we really need to keep. (Other being Choice of course)

[Tex-19 3013]

Looks like BoB is getting the most public buzz for the BC job right now. That would actually seem like a good hire for them and makes sense given his Boston ties

[Sejjr 3250]

BC is a terrible job. 

[Hank_Hill 20060]

21 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Looks like BoB is getting the most public buzz for the BC job right now. That would actually seem like a good hire for them and makes sense given his Boston ties

This would be great obviously for retaining flood, less great because OSU would then be getting an upgrade at OC

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Are you uncomfortable typing cock or something? Who hurt you?

My mom's many boyfriends 

[UDontKnow 10572]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

My mom's many boyfriends 

You and @South Austin are brothers?

[Dbeasy 15605]

2 hours ago, Daichee Bell said:

Now that he’s leaving, I’ll address it an odd experience with Glasscock, where he was openly talking about players that he felt were good, bad, or replaceable to a bunch of donors without any real context as to who we were.  Wholeheartedly understand how he was doing good work, but not the interaction one would have expected in that situation.  The buddy I was with is tight with some of the family for a defensive lineman. Thankfully, Glasscock had good things to say, otherwise he would have been tracked right back to the  family.  My feeling was that there was a lot of in-house stuff discussed out of house.

Onward and upward. Hook ‘em.

That is terrible emotional intelligence. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

You and @South Austin are brothers?

Eskimo brothers since we both fucked his mom 

[Vito Andolini 9454]

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

None of it was as bad as the last couple days on this fucking thread.

[Hornlover 8947]

32 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

None of it was as bad as the last couple days on this fucking thread.

Did you witness the dying days of ShaggyBevo?

[Bevo 13900]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Eskimo brothers since we both fucked his mom 

That's weird

[satyanash 15638]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

Whitehouse.com surprised a lot of parents back in the day 😁

[UDontKnow 10572]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Whitehouse.com surprised a lot of parents back in the day 😁

It definitely surprised my mother.

I may have missed this, but did you lose a bet, hence the avatar?

[CTC2 2865]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

None of it was as bad as the last couple days on this fucking thread.

As I recall, Rotton.com was the first website I ever saw.  

[Michael Knight 13238]

5 hours ago, Sejjr said:

BC is a terrible job. 

BoB is a terrible coach

[Butch Had Not 3061]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

None of it was as bad as the last couple days on this fucking thread.

I was a freshman in 95 and living at the Pearl St Co-op. My neighbor introduced me to the internet with some site that was called binaries or something and it was weird beastiality stuff and other crazy shit.  

Early internet was wild. 

[RollLeft 5092]

On 2/1/2024 at 11:47 AM, DixonHur said:

Glasscock's talent evaluation and recruiting skills confirmed.  Wood.

 

 

nope

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

That's weird

It's onky weird for him 

Edited February 3 by Spider2YBanana
IPhone spelling

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I remember back in the early days of the internet, innocently clicking away and seeing horrific images of a guy getting his armed pulled off in a tug of war match, shotgun victims, things that were prolapsed that shouldn’t be prolapsed, girls in tubs (not the good kind), Pickle Incidents, etc. 

None of it was as bad as the last couple days on this fucking thread.

I see you're a man of fine tastes and also visited gore.com 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

3 hours ago, CTC2 said:

As I recall, Rotton.com was the first website I ever saw.  

That and gore.com for me. I'll be we forget seeing a Chinese woman getting run over by a tar machine, and another man getting electrocuted by the electric chair, and so many other memories. 

[Bamboozled73 342]

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

nope

 

Hi Rex

[Not a Sock 2366]

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

nope

 

[Hornlover 8947]

4 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Username checks out? 

[immamac 44387]

18 hours ago, Daichee Bell said:

Now that he’s leaving, I’ll address it an odd experience with Glasscock, where he was openly talking about players that he felt were good, bad, or replaceable to a bunch of donors without any real context as to who we were.  Wholeheartedly understand how he was doing good work, but not the interaction one would have expected in that situation.  The buddy I was with is tight with some of the family for a defensive lineman. Thankfully, Glasscock had good things to say, otherwise he would have been tracked right back to the  family.  My feeling was that there was a lot of in-house stuff discussed out of house.

Onward and upward. Hook ‘em.

You guys do know that roster management has a lot more to do than just recruiting right? This is not an accident and wasn’t bad. It’s desired. Get in the mother fucker if you suck or can’t cut it. A lot of people don’t realize this is a lot more than the HS cycle. It’s the entire active player pool as well. Roster holes don’t fill themselves. 

16 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

That is terrible emotional intelligence. 

It’s the opposite. The earlier you can prepare someone to leave the better. 

[Vito Andolini 9454]

Interesting.

So we’ve been playing chess, not checkers, and our queen with all the moves was a big Glasscock.

[South Austin 53232]

If there’s a football staffer out there whose last name is Woodcock, Sark should just go ahead and hire him.

[Dbeasy 15605]

29 minutes ago, immamac said:

You guys do know that roster management has a lot more to do than just recruiting right? This is not an accident and wasn’t bad. It’s desired. Get in the mother fucker if you suck or can’t cut it. A lot of people don’t realize this is a lot more than the HS cycle. It’s the entire active player pool as well. Roster holes don’t fill themselves. 

It’s the opposite. The earlier you can prepare someone to leave the better. 

Unless I’m misunderstanding his story, he wasn’t preparing the player and family for leaving. He was talking shit about them behind their backs to a bunch of donors in a group setting. That’s hardly high EQ.  Even talking to individual donors about each player in a private setting would be fine. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2903]

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Interesting.

So we’ve been playing chess, not checkers, and our queen with all the moves was a big Glasscock.

[Daichee Bell 3091]

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

You guys do know that roster management has a lot more to do than just recruiting right? This is not an accident and wasn’t bad. It’s desired. Get in the mother fucker if you suck or can’t cut it. A lot of people don’t realize this is a lot more than the HS cycle. It’s the entire active player pool as well. Roster holes don’t fill themselves. 

It’s the opposite. The earlier you can prepare someone to leave the better. 

Yeah, I get that. Don’t disagree with you. But, I think there’s something to being being professional, especially when you’re hitting people up for millions of dollars.  If it’s supposed to be run like a business, which it’s going to be to get and sustain high dollar donations, he didn’t present well. Maybe that was a one off. Dunno. Don’t know the guy. Harris was better in my opinion, but was obviously figuring things out.

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Unless I’m misunderstanding his story, he wasn’t preparing the player and family for leaving. He was talking shit about them behind their backs to a bunch of donors in a group setting. That’s hardly high EQ.  Even talking to individual donors about each player in a private setting would be fine. 

Correct. 

[South Austin 53232]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

You guys do know that roster management has a lot more to do than just recruiting right? This is not an accident and wasn’t bad. It’s desired. Get in the mother fucker if you suck or can’t cut it. A lot of people don’t realize this is a lot more than the HS cycle. It’s the entire active player pool as well. Roster holes don’t fill themselves. 

It’s the opposite. The earlier you can prepare someone to leave the better. 

Roster management is indeed important, and this was a shitty way of going about it.

A good friend’s nephew was an offensive lineman when John Mackovic was hired. He wasn’t a starter but was a solid backup who was getting decent playing time.  As the story goes, Mackovic calls the player into his office and says right to the kid’s face something to the effect of, “I’ve watched your film from last season and I don’t know if you’re right for this team going forward.” The kid’s parents then called Mackovic with a big “what the fuck, Coach?”  He tells them, “Look, I just need to figure out who really wants to be on this team and put in the work.”  The kid guts it out in spring practice, stays on the team and graduates with a T-Ring. 

Mackovic had a lot of faults, but that story—while sort of outdated in today’s world of player transition—is a good example of roster management and trying to separate the wheat from chaff. The Glasscock story is not.

Edited February 3 by South Austin

[NorLa Horns 1458]

If yall jonesing for your Gore.com fix. Try crazyshit.com. all the murder, mayhem and crazy you could want. 

[Hank_Hill 20060]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Unless I’m misunderstanding his story, he wasn’t preparing the player and family for leaving. He was talking shit about them behind their backs to a bunch of donors in a group setting. That’s hardly high EQ.  Even talking to individual donors about each player in a private setting would be fine. 

Yea idk wtf he was talking about, that’s bush league if true.

 

[CashMcCoy 3416]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea idk wtf he was talking about, that’s bush league if true.

 

The Deion method

[irishtexan 11712]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

You guys do know that roster management has a lot more to do than just recruiting right? This is not an accident and wasn’t bad. It’s desired. Get in the mother fucker if you suck or can’t cut it. A lot of people don’t realize this is a lot more than the HS cycle. It’s the entire active player pool as well. Roster holes don’t fill themselves. 

You should try to be more condescending next time while simultaneously completely missing the point of the story. Very Surly on-brand. 

[msucolt45 4234]

It’s the opposite. The earlier you can prepare someone to leave the better. 

Roster “management” happened as far back to the ‘60s and DKR that I can speak of. My Dad was a “valuable” practice player for four years and was glad to be on a partial scholarship throughout his time on the 40. He didn’t “letter” until his Senior year (Fall of 63).

Hook’em!!!

[Sejjr 3250]

Time to find our Mr. Steelcock.

[Hornius Emeritus 12806]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Time to find our Mr. Steelcock.

Mr. Tungstencock

[Hookem10 880]

Mr. Vibraniumcock 

[nycHorn 3123]

[RabidM 2758]

If not, you can't be our new GM. 

[Bevo 13900]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

Mr. Vibraniumcock 

Mr. Glassslipper

[Reynolds Woodcock 5098]

22 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

[Xminus6 839]

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

If not, you can't be our new GM. 

Man, mid-80s Deborah Foreman. She didn't do much acting but in that movie she was the best thing there was.

[ATXbronco 4509]

1 hour ago, Xminus6 said:

Man, mid-80s Deborah Foreman. She didn't do much acting but in that movie she was the best thing there was.

Oh hair no!

 

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/deborah_foreman/pictures

Joking - she was a fox

[TrashMaster G 18116]

10 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Roster “management” happened as far back to the ‘60s and DKR that I can speak of. My Dad was a “valuable” practice player for four years and was glad to be on a partial scholarship throughout his time on the 40. He didn’t “letter” until his Senior year (Fall of 63).

Hook’em!!!

"Why" so many "quotes"?

[South Austin 53232]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Why" so many "quotes"?