ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC

[SKA the boss 729]

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

[Bevo Num1 1061]

Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

[chemHORN 1298]

ACC needed the extra time to talk to the network about not pumping up Texas and Bama at half time.  That's why the timeout.  

[Newdoc 3508]

The only thing that would make this game more unwatchable is to have a broadcast crew of Brando, Galindo and Mowins.

[D3zii 3911]

It should be a crime the way Iowa’s offense looks 

[TexArcher 38816]

Katie George is bigger than Mike Norvell, lol.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 945]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The year Pitt played Clemson in the 2018 ACC title game we were 6-2 in conference and 7-5 overall. We had Ollison & Hall in the backfield with Kenny Pickett. Clemson had Lawrence and Etienne leading them. It was 14-10 Clemson midway through the second quarter. They quit fucking around at that point and won, 42-10. 

Clemson’s defense was awesome that year and Pitt, was not. Kenny completed 4/16 passes for 8 yards. So yes, I have seen worse than Plummer’s play tonight.

Clemson went on to crush ND and Bama to win the national title.

If my Aunt had testicles, she would be my Uncle.

[MontereyMX 922]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

That was easily the worst half of football I’ve ever seen. 

that wasn’t football 

[stork642 4511]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

FSU is about to be one of the worst 13-0 power 5 teams in CFB history

Is

[Valmy77 13567]

The PAC 12 was sacrificed for this?

[burntorangebongos 10809]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Ok, Louisville took a pregame toast with Bill Cosby.  

Wut?

[po elvis 2137]

Fuck the people that are causing me to have to watch this pos game and care about it so much.

[ATXbronco 4381]

Norvell kept his team on the field a minute before going into the tunnels for halftime

[gofuckyourself 8939]

If your erection ever does last more than four hours, just rewatch that first half.

[cabowabo 4645]

If FSU was honorable they would decline the playoff invitation, assuming the committee doesn’t do the right thing and leave them out. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

The teams combined for 10 first downs and 11 punts in that half… awesome.

[Modessit 5665]

Been watching on my phone but NSIAP:

Based on 1st half performance in THIS game, neither of these teams should be playing in the post-season and might want to give up football altogether.

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

The PAC 12 was sacrificed for this?

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

"But the defense is playing at a CFP-level for sure"*

 

*Because Louisville's offense has aids

Yeah, I can look like Justin Verlander if I'm pitching to a 12-year-old.

[burntorangebongos 10809]

Oh....roofied....I get it now.

[Lonestar88 5138]

I feel bad for Florida State, but the committee has always said their job is to pick the 4 best teams, not the 4 most deserving, and there is no way you can argue that FSU is one of the 4 best teams right now.

[TexasEd 8248]

Texas = 21 points in 1st quarter

FSU+Louisville+Michigan+Iowa = 13 points in the first half of play

[AeroHorn 793]

The other game is just a punt fest. Looks like UM is content with the punt return TD and just play defense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

This game is worse than a snuff film starring your sister 

[bolverk 30237]

I expected FSU offensive suckage but did NOT expect the same from Lolvul.

[Underdog 29103]

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

If my Aunt had testicles, she would be my Uncle.

You may want to have a seat, I've got some news for you. 

[TwiceHorn 31989]

This game seems to underscore the value of strength of schedule.

[Treefidy 1504]

16 minutes ago, Griff said:

In other news…. Looks like someone has spoiled Stoops Christmas…

 

 

Truck load of dildos… $85,000

Repairs to tractor trailer…$50,000

Clean-up after you realize your payment crashed on its way to the wrong Stoops brother… $15,000

Hiring Elko instead after deal falls through…. $120,000,000

[Tired Horn 826]

2 minutes ago, chunky monkey said:

Technically I’ve never seen a monkey try to fuck a football but seeing these two teams attempt playing offense has to be close 

I'm afraid I have to disagree. A monkey trying to fuck a football would be  a pretty smooth operation by comparison.

[Paul Wesley 3313]

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

sunk cost and such

Edited December 3, 2023 by Paul Wesley

[F250 29177]

3 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

This. The ACC needs to be relegated as a G6 conference.

[staboner 5067]

lville doesn't belong in whatever is below fbs. this is embarrassing. you are handed a golden ticket and you can't even muster a point. 

watch iowa and lville both toss up 0s 

[Macanudo 13257]

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending. 

Yeah but with the long boring movie I can just pull up the Wiki entry and find out.   Right now, I have to fuck around first.

[Modessit 5665]

This game is worse than a snuff film starring your sister 

Depends on who she's killing.

[Bevo 13826]

Man, I want to see us in the playoffs as much as anyone, but if it requires me to watch the Louisville/FSU game and Michigan/Iowa game, I'm not sure I can do it. And I have one of my degrees from Louisville.

[Topper13 3583]

I think FSU is out, win or lose. 

[ztejas 44114]

Has Booger always been this good or has he gotten better? Dude is killing it right now. 

[Rickylovesweed 15309]

Booger is actually killing it right now. 

[DixonHur 11942]

What's FSU's football message board?  It's gonna be must see TV if FSU wins and gets passed over.

[MirrOlure 15185]

Preach Booger Preach

[Topper13 3583]

Get it Booger

[atomheartbevo 90549]

This game is like making love to a woman in her late 60s.  It’s low-scoring, to be sure, but there’s a lot of buildup, a lot involved with getting lined up, and just when you think one of you is going to finish, something happens, maybe one of you is offsides or out of bounds or there’s encroachment or an illegal formation, or there’s a false start or a delay-of-game, maybe there’s a head-to-head collision or a block in the back, or roughing the holder, or unnecessary roughness, and the game clock stops while everything resets. Shit, unnecessary roughness or out of bounds can not only stop the game clock but add 20 minutes to it.

[F250 29177]

Listening to Booger at halftime.

[Deej 77673]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mike Norvell has the gravelly voice of a truck stop hooker. 

The preferred nomenclature is lot lizard. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5508]

This game is like bleeding out from a million papercuts.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

9 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the ACC is complete shit and a 10 win or undefeated record is meaningless compared to the other conferences.

ACC 6-4 against SEC

ACC 4-3 against Big10

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Both FSU and Louisville will be scouting Dr Pepper scholarship throwing contestants to see if they can play QB in the second half

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

jesus someone told Grace it was a makeup contest not a throwing contest

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Team Grace 

[F250 29177]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

This game is like making love to a woman in her late 60s.