Never trust a Hogwallop!

[McCroskey 1504]

Come and get us, coppers!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[RoundRobin 828]

I’m a Dapper Dan man!

[dcbc 14484]

STAY OUTTA THE WOOLWORTH'S!!!

[RPM 26321]

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fucker beat me to it by seconds!

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Friend, some of your foldin money’s come unstowed. 

[elfenix 34241]

the only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train

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[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Well ain’t this a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[Buzzrock 14920]

I’m voting for yours truly!

 

Well I’m voting for yours truly too!

 

Ok...I’m with you fellers.

 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

Woooeee boy that was a mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’!

I’ll tell you what. You come on in here and sign these papers and I’m a gonna give you $10 apiece

 

 

[BigDHornfan 6548]

He's bonafide!

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Woooeee boy that was a mighty fine a pickin’ and a singin’!

I’ll tell you what. You come on in here and sign these papers and I’m a gonna give you $10 apiece

 

 

Ah ah ah, Rupert and Allouiscious will have to sign X’s, only 4 of us can write.  

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Ah ah ah, Rupert and Allouiscious will have to sign X’s, only 4 of us can write.  

That'd be fine.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Of course it's Pete...look at him. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Oh, George, not the livestock!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

[McCroskey 1504]

I seen em' first!

[Trey3216 15346]

I'm gonna kill youuuuuuuuuuu.  Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!!!

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Is you or is you ain't my constituency?

[4th&Five 41554]

Well it’s a well run campaign. Midget, broom and whatnot. 

[RPM 26321]

You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicatin'!

[Snake Diggity 4625]

We thought you was a toad.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

We thought you was a toad.

DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE. 

[Buzzrock 14920]

Baptism! Y’all are dumber than a bag of hammers.

[kurioster 66]

Gopher, Everett?

[Noah Fence 480]

 Thank God, your mama died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died of shame.

[RDCanecutter 26443]

These boys is NOT white. They is NOT white.

Hell they ain't even old-timey.

[Trey3216 15346]

You men from the bank??  Pa says I'm not to talk to anyone's from the bank

[MAROON 445]

Everett: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.

Delmar: Oh, son. For that, you traded your everlasting soul?

Tommy Johnson: [shrugs] Well, I wasn't usin' it.

[4th&Five 41554]

4 hours ago, kurioster said:

Gopher, Everett?

A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Ain't you gonna press the flesh, Pappy?  You know... do a little politic'n?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

5 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

You men from the bank??  Pa says I'm not to talk to anyone's from the bank

Come on, boys!  We gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!!!!

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Damn, we’re in a tight spot. 

[Snake Diggity 4625]

My hair

[Pokoloco 1281]

Well, I don't want FOP goddammit.

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

The color guard is colored!

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Can't let that flag touch the ground!

[McCroskey 1504]

I’ll reform you, you soft-headed sumbitch! How the hell are we gonna run reform when we’re the damn incumbent!


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[Bull Horn 118]

I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.