Pac 12 Championship - Oregon v Washington 7pm ABC

[Hank_Hill 18794]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

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[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I was at every Annual Mac Brown Holiday Bowl, and those don't count. Holiday Bowls? We're talking about Holiday Bowls? 

I think we even outlasted the sponsor of that bowl

[UTEE97 3513]

Penis >> Nips

[Nicole44 22059]

Beat their asses! 

[Hook1997 5351]

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god people, we want Oregon to win. An undefeated conference champ locks up a spot. A 1 loss conference champ has a spot we could take. It is that simple. No non conference champ has even gotten in over a champ with an equal record. It is a real clear line for the playoff committee over the years. The more one loss or worse teams as conference champs, the better for us. 

It’s funny you think it matters.  If FSU wins we’re most likely out if they lose we’re in, the winner of this game is not being left out.  

Edited December 2, 2023 by Hook1997

[miguelito 11255]

There's a Penix completion more than 15 yards.

I'll just have to take Helo's word for it.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Both fists now, @Helobious?

[Laxtonto 12078]

Fairly sure that was further than 15 yards...

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

I bet you suckers don't have socks or Christmas decorations like these.

 

 

That's right, ladies, size 9 wide.

Love the 90s sound system 

[Celery Man 20933]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

get to fisting yourself Helo

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

Nice hold on Washington #7 on that long pass

[Michael Knight 12977]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

How is Washington being guaranteed a spot good for us? Again, there is a slim chance we could get in over 12-1 Oregon. There is a zero percent chance we would get in over 13-0 Washington. Why on Earth would we not be pulling for Oregon?

Are you thick? There is 0 chance the winner of this game doesn't get in

[Augustus 3061]

Who's supposed to be doing the fisting?

Two 15+ yard completions on that drive.  Get to it.

[WBT 20561]

So stupid that the team that won the first game would be a 9 point dog

[redswingline 1057]

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

I bet you suckers don't have socks or Christmas decorations like these.

 

 

That's right, ladies, size 9 wide.

My son is a size 9.

He's 12

[TexasEd 8066]

Roast Duck

[Dahobbs 17527]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Probably not. But there is a small chance of it (especially if Alabama and Texas win). There is no chance of leaving a zero loss champ out. 

It's pretty simple in my mind. An Oregon win here doesn't help us at all. The committee is human and they will put a one loss last ever Pac12 champion over a one loss Big12 champion because the Big12 lives on and will have more chances in the future. I could be wrong, but that's the way I see it...especially with Oregon being ranked over us and Bama all season long.

And maybe that is correct. But they definitely are putting a zero loss Pac 12 champion over a one loss big 12 champion. We have a chance to take the spot, however small, if Oregon wins. We have zero chance if Washington wins. There is absolutely zero benefit to Washington winning. None. 

[Valmy77 13225]

Washington partying like its 1991.

[Jive Turkey 12594]

27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ll fist myself if Penix completes a pass over 15 yards downfield tonight

how does it feel?

[Thatguy 8682]

When I said other teams have great receivers too this is what I meant. 

[Laxtonto 12078]

We want Washington to blow then out... makes the committee have to admit that the eyetest without SOS is bullshit, which helps us significantly

Edited December 2, 2023 by Laxtonto

[bolverk 29656]

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I don’t have that but I do own a flugalhorn

*flugelhorn

[Stunns38 3460]

Love the 90s sound system 

Aiwa slaps

[Nicole44 22059]

Liberty 28 - NMST 21

[Guadaloopy 10960]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Who's supposed to be doing the fisting?

Two 15+ yard completions on that drive.  Get to it.

[Dahobbs 17527]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Are you thick? There is 0 chance the winner of this game doesn't get in

You're a fucking moron.

[OU Sucks 8797]

There's that vaunted defense that gave up 30 to a shitty Tech team.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Oregon turning into soft pussies when it matters most. Look great against junk Pac-12 and whatever corny OOC schedule they play, let's check: Portland State, Hawaii, Texas Tech. A gauntlet! And they damn near lost to Tech, a team we beat by 50.

[Pancho 44713]

Me to Lanning:

”This week, it looks like someone has been….fighting for clicks.”

 

 

[Zeus 6015]

I thought Courtney Bowels said Oregon “””””””looked”””””” really good this year they look like shit against decent competition 

[WBT 20561]

3 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Didn't Ohio St get in one year with 2 losses and not even win their conference?

no

[kingkoopa6 8347]

My eyes tellin me Oregon ass 

[Deej 76755]

4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I bet you suckers don't have socks or Christmas decorations like these.

 

 

That's right, ladies, size 9 wide.

That ankle looks fucked.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Aiwa slaps

Nakamichi 

[Dahobbs 17527]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

We want Washington to blow then out... makes the committee have to admit that the eyetest with SOS is bullshit, which helps us significantly

How? Does it open up a spot this year? No. Then how the fuck does it help us? Y'all are rooting against your own interest. 

[BamaATL 16593]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Washington partying like its 1991.

Which one is Steve Emtman?

[Blotto 23491]

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ll fist myself if Penix completes a pass over 15 yards downfield tonight

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Liberty 28 - NMST 21

34 now

[WBT 20561]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I think we even outlasted the sponsor of that bowl

three different sponsors

[jimmyjazz 45893]

I understand and fully agree with the idea that we want UO to win.  That said:

-- if they do win, our path is still a huge long shot even with a 'bama win

-- who I root for doesn't affect the game a all

-- fuck Oregon

[JohnnyTapia 536]

I slammed tf out of that Washington ML tonight. Oregon -10 was so damn disrespectful. Vegas thought Washington was just some peons 

 

Need FSU to lose tomorrow and the good guys to win 

Edited December 2, 2023 by JohnnyTapia

[Celery Man 20933]

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

*flugelhorn

I mean I don’t use it to spell, I use it to make panties drop 

[TexasEd 8066]

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

And maybe that is correct. But they definitely are putting a zero loss Pac 12 champion over a one loss big 12 champion. We have a chance to take the spot, however small, if Oregon wins. We have zero chance if Washington wins. There is absolutely zero benefit to Washington winning. None. 

We get to laugh at Oregon, the committee, and the media slobbering all over completion percentages and eye tests

[miguelito 11255]

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I don’t have that but I do own a flugalhorn

Celery Man is Chuck Mangione?

CM ...  CM

!

[Dahobbs 17527]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s funny you think it matters.  If FSU wins we’re most likely out if they lose we’re in, the winner of this game is not being left out.  

Most likely yes (because Iowa isn't winning). But if Washington wins it goes from "most likely" to "no fucking chance at all". I'd like to have a lotto ticket just in case, especially since it costs us nothing. 

[UTEE97 3513]

The winner of this game (pac 12 champ) is guaranteed a spot. There is no need to overthink this. I hope Oregon gets run out of the stadium. Fuck OR and the committee for being so fucking dumb.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Our only hope this game was for Oregon to win 4-3 after Nix and Penix (and 2nd/3rd string QBs) broke both arms and both teams' 4th string QBs combined for 17 turnovers. 

We're well past that now, so go Huskies!

[coachherman'sgrill 2098]

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

I knew a chick that told me that chicken eye meant butthole and it was code for butt sex.

 

[Helobious 9451]

Lulz at that lucky floater thrown off his back foot. I’m not going to fist myself but I guess  I’ll stop talking shit about him and just leave it at that. It’s funny to think an NFL team will waste a draft pick on him

[D3zii 3676]

 

this is the Oregon Team the committee said was a top 3 team and had over Texas??