Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[Ghost of LL 15,539]

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

No run game 

This post aged poorly.

[orangebird 1,079]

Happy for Keilan.  We got enough for all our RBs to eat!

[burntorangebongos 10,747]

19 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Come on, Horns! Keep your dick up and fuck!!!!!!

Love it when they listen to me.

[chemHORN 1,240]

There's the trick play I was looking for.  A hand off to Keilan Robinson, they never saw it coming.  

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Keep it going. We need 2015 Ohio State type style points.

2015 OSU offense sucked lol.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

I don't see why it has become kind of blue vs baxter, that 2 headed monster would dominate.

 

TD ROBINSON!

AbsoBLUEly 

 

I'll show myself out 

[MissingInAction 25,108]

[ztejas 43,479]

Someone get Ollie Gordon an ice cream he looks upset.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,387]

Need 60 at a minimum. 70 would be a great way to end this one

[lilMAC25 3,801]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm confused because McElroy said we were flat and not playing with urgency. 

OSU must be really flat then. 

On their back getting railed by big burnt Orange diiiiick

[WinningIsHard 4,044]

Walk out of this shit conference with all of the offensive records in the conference championship game hahaha. 

[ousux 5,597]

Tashard Choice needs a raise. Doesn't even matter how much he makes. Dude needs a big raise.
Holy shit, this running back room. 

Bijan and Rojo need some props for setting the standard as well. Most of these guys watched and learned last season.

[Blotto 23,559]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Seeing Keilan getting so much love the last 3 games to send him off makes my heart beat bigger 

Always wondered why he didnt get more touches. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,528]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is going to be a close game by the end of the third quarter. 

Excellent post. Very prescient. 

[pearlandhorn 3,274]

[TexasGolf 4,970]

He saw that hole and accelerated 

[jimmyjazz 45,978]

I know it's not in Sark's nature to run it up, but for God's sake, man, run it up.  Fuck the Cowboys, fuck the Big 12, make the best case we can.  If we suffer injuries, so be it.  For once in your god-damned life, Sark, release the hounds.

[Treefidy 1,468]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Run game is getting completely shut down. 

Now if you and Helobious will just give us FSU, UGA and UM win predictions we should be golden

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[BachelorTrek 3,047]

HAMMER DOWN TIME!

 

[pearlandhorn 3,274]

Bunch of sandy vaginas in here. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,387]

What is Robinson's YPC

[msucolt45 4,063]

Thank you KR-7 for the “tight rope” down the sideline! I just popped a top for you, so hopefully I can sit back and relax? D has to pressure Bowman the rest and make him hate life!

Hook’em!!!

[beer 3,220]

Trivia q; my mom

[Wishbone 4,762]

Just now, ousux said:

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Tashard Choice needs a raise. Doesn't even matter how much he makes. Dude needs a big raise.
Holy shit, this running back room. 

Bijan and Rojo need some props for setting the standard as well. Most of these guys watched and learned last season.

They’re all Choice running backs.

[Rimbo 25,983]

5 minutes ago, wood said:

Wow. Has Sean McDonough ever not sucked?

Come on, man. He still has to breathe in-between cocks. DUH.

[Valmy77 13,246]

BOOM

[Bullneck 19,178]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

This isn't a snuff film quite yet, but it's close to nc-17

If that's what you're into check this out:

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[Ellellelle 314]

Look at it again

[Buzzrock 14,925]

TRUCKED

[The Ace of Aces 5,192]

That was a lick from Thompson. Nice. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

alright D

 

they aint stopping

 

lets not stop either

[TexasGolf 4,970]

That was a catch fumble 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,333]

Ollie G gonna chirp now that he's getting yards down 28?

[burntorangebongos 10,747]

They won't let us have that one. That is okay. Give them the ball back, it won't make a shit! 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I remember vividly. And CTJ moaned that he would decommit, would tranfer after year 1, then year 2, and here we are. Dude was #1 for a reason and were seeing it. Now let's hope he stays and gets drafted high 

I'm sure tampering started weeks ago, gonna be tough unless he just really loves being a Longhorn.

I have no doubts he's being tampered with. Just like they said Cam Williams is.

[Dahobbs 17,625]

Come on d. Don't let up. 

[ousux 5,597]

They’re all Choice running backs.

Not taking away from Choice's coaching, just saying he was given some good shit to work with when he came in.

[MillerEP 30,491]

Damn could’ve picked that if he saw it earlier

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,025]

That was a fumble

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,387]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I know it's not in Sark's nature to run it up, but for God's sake, man, run it up.  Fuck the Cowboys, fuck the Big 12, make the best case we can.  If we suffer injuries, so be it.  For once in your god-damned life, Sark, release the hounds.

Remember that Fuck Gundy Kosack dancing after their last win against us? Beat the fuck outta these motherfuckers

[WBT 20,618]

Damnit Thompson, attack and make the tackle.  Sat there and caught the block

[texastroubadour 1,216]

Have we sacked him yet?

[Valmy77 13,246]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

That was a catch fumble 

Didn't "make a football move"

[RoyalBevo21 776]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

This post aged poorly.

Still, before that run it has been a bit rough establishing the ground game today for some reason. 

[Rimbo 25,983]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

This post aged poorly.

[Dnaguy 12,002]

Holding … again.

[sith_horn 2,407]

Holding not called.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,025]

Fuck this announcing crew…fuck them

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Always wondered why he didnt get more touches. 

Same. Even more packages. Dude has wheels. You know he loves this university or else he would have bolted. He knew this would be special 

[Rip76 4,943]

Just get pressure.