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Fuck you for thinking there should be a remake. I’m about to neg you.

I'm gonna need you to pull the tampon out of your ass and develop a sense of humor. I never said there should be a remake, but that the grey hobbit Yorcunt has all of the traits of Little Enos.
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12 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

It must be a bitch to find that in a size 12 dwarf 

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12 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and Louisville.

If FSU loses, we’re going no matter what. Probably with Alabama. If FSU doesn’t lose, we want an Alabama win. So, RTR

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26 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Hes going to get booed... and it will be glorious

 

27 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

eat a dick Yormack

 

26 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Eat a bag, Yormak. 

 

26 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yormark with that frown makes me so fucking happy. Eat shit, Yormark! You fucking pussy!

 

25 minutes ago, clownin72 said:

Eat shit Yormark!!

 

25 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yormark...

Let him have it fans.

 

25 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

The crowd is booing him

 

25 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Here booing Yormark was delicious

It was fucking glorious! Fuck yeah. Hook em!

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Just now, Herbie Hancock said:


I'm gonna need you to pull the tampon out of your ass and develop a sense of humor. I never said there should be a remake, but that the grey hobbit Yorcunt has all of the traits of Little Enos.

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9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

True dat. We came in late and he decided he would rather go to a nowhere instead of this team. Hope he loves sitting in the Texas Tire Fire bowl 

I really wish bowls rep'd the name of the bowl and never allowed any sponsor to ascribe a name.

 

The "'X' bowl" presented by z is acceptable.

 

 

The bowl of some for-profit named after it cheapens everything for everyone.

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

If FSU loses, we’re going no matter what. Probably with Alabama. If FSU doesn’t lose, we want an Alabama win. So, RTR

Seems to me a Bama loss better serves Texas.  

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

Hope you had him drinking Old Crow while you and the others enjoyed the good stuff.

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2 minutes ago, mannewers said:

The offense is a thing of beauty when it fires on all cylinders.

This. Beautiful first half of football. 

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14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and Louisville.

Oh God.  Let’s not start this again.  I was roasted for saying UT should want a Georgia win.  Nope.  People wanna leave it in the committee’s hands.  And of course an FSU loss is likely a must.  

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6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

God, we are insufferable fucks when we are winning. But it has been so long that it is pent up dickery that we have to practice. I get it, man. My aggy niece avoids me these days.

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Our goodbye and fuck you all very much tour is 100% complete.

It's now up to the CFB playoff committee to do what they claim to do and put the 4 best teams in. Just do it.

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8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Putting Brooks in for the last snap was pure class. Also loved that Sark gave both the backup QBs some snaps. After a long, long time, we have a coach that doesn't make me cringe on some of the things he does outside of the game. 

Amen 💯

 

Especially the Brooks call

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13 minutes ago, Deej said:
14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

And probably tried to fuck your pets while you weren’t looking.

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13 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Hope you had him drinking Old Crow while you and the others enjoyed the good stuff.

Nah, he is a good guy and not a mouth breather, but yeah, I kept the dogs away. 

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33 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

Same. We were talking so much shit to him the whole game. 

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