Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[hobbes2702 12799]

Nelly is playing? Glad I just got stoned

[Lou Loomis 724]

Punish these geeks

No mercy

[OU Sucks 8745]

The announcers have tried so hard to paint the picture that we're just being gifted all our points.  The obvious fumble after the receiver caught it, turned, and took two steps with clear control being something "that could go either way" was hilarious.  They want to keep us out of the CFP so bad.

[Ellellelle 308]

Omg this is terrible

[Dahobbs 17437]

1 minute ago, troph said:

We need to come out with fire at half. No let downs. 

[TOR 5364]

what the hell is this crap

[elfenix 34171]

Did the wound on Nelly's face finally heal?

[burntorangebongos 10681]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Agree Sark should have TO’d but legit why wouldn’t we now do that every single offensive sub? What’s stopping us?

They would seriously call delay of game against us and it would be the correct call.

[MotownHorn 1728]

4 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Sweat TD reception - a TD catch from a defensive player - my favorite play from the 2023 Horn's and certainly one of the all-time favorites for me.

And then he hit the Heisman pose. So good.

[texastroubadour 1203]

I cannot overstate how much I hate Mike Gundy. He can go fuck himself

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

What a grand stage for Nelly

[HeyMcFly 144]

After what Nelly did at the rodeo I will never hate this dude. He a wholesome mofo

[Valmy77 13093]

Look at the LHB dancing, this is hilarious

[Macklemore 2871]

What is wrong with the audio for the show 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

Let's all pray Sark left stupid in ATX and goes for the throat to make his case that we're 1 of the 4 best teams (we are, clearly), and beat these fucks by 35). See aggy cry and have make believe scenarios on who will beat us because we have terrible players who aren't SEC ready 

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If you sub really late that could be on the offense. But we completed our substitution with 25 seconds left on the play clock. That's why it was bullshit in this case. For the umpire to be over the ball 24 seconds later is complete garbage. 

The replay of the sub was infuriating that they let it go. Waited until texas lined up to send their guy on, he lopes on, the guy he replaces acts like he doesn’t know it’s him until he can be tapped, then lopes off. 
 

of that’s not illegal, it should be. Should get x seconds after the 11 are on the field to identify and fully sub, and then release the ball for play. 

[Valmy77 13093]

Just now, Macklemore said:

What is wrong with the audio for the show 

Yeah the bands were put on mute.

[hobbes2702 12799]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

They would seriously call delay of game against us and it would be the correct call.

So what’s the rule on that then? When does it become delay on the defense I guess is my question?

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Ok better stage

[kingkoopa6 8312]

UH OOOOOOOOOOO WHATS HAPPEN NOW

[The_Great_Hornsby 3320]

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, I was thinking that as well. FSU will get rolled if they got in, and anyone who makes those decisions can be that stupid, but let's hope someone smarter talks to them and tells them Texas is better, we travel well, and people want to see Texas back. We're always the talk of the season, so let us prove it 

I am seeing a LOT of momentum from ESPN today to leave FSU out. 

[AbeFroman 2110]

Now that's a halftime show, alright

[UTEX_ME 4754]

These songs were popular when the Major was QB. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

[ousux 5586]

Omg this is terrible

Halftime shows always are, but I still like it.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2866]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

I cannot overstate how much I hate Mike Gundy. He can go fuck himself

Most overrated coach in CFB. He’s a redneck loser. He’s perfect for that piece of shit “university”

[George 487]

Pocket gummy time

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[nycHorn 2966]

After what Nelly did at the rodeo I will never hate this dude. He a wholesome mofo

We took photos of him last year for his MoShine. Good dude. People were stopping in the street to say hi in St Louis.
He drank and smoked ALL DAY.

[Red Five 40633]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

What is wrong with the audio for the show 

It's on.

[Macklemore 2871]

I can’t wait until T’Sweat gets the MOP belt from the Undertaker

[atomheartbevo 89409]

I've never really paid attention to Ewers parents, but damn, I just realized they are probably around my age, at least his mom is.

[Richter 2230]

What are the bands doing?

[tbone_ 14020]

I thought Nelly was in jail

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Those band nerd chicks were really getting into it.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Having the bands out there is great. Haha. 

[cabowabo 4451]

It don’t get no better than this folks. 

[HRSchenker 2259]

Acoustics in this stadium are fucking trash 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Nelly doing his best Milli Vanilli impression

[kingkoopa6 8312]

HEEYYYYY MUST BE THE MONEY!

[MotownHorn 1728]

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I want 63 pts today

Fuck that

70 or bust!

[Henry Hill 3156]

Nelly is good shit. Meh halftime show but most are.

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Let's all pray Sark left stupid in ATX and goes for the throat to make his case that we're 1 of the 4 best teams (we are, clearly), and beat these fucks by 35). See aggy cry and have make believe scenarios on who will beat us because we have terrible players who aren't SEC ready 

There was plenty of stupid on display with either going for it on 4th or trying to draw them offsides, doubled up with not watching the play clock. So he packed at least some. 

[Buzzrock 14870]

Shhhh…

[Dnaguy 11769]

Nelly needs another helmet.

Cant hear the calls from the OC.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I am seeing a LOT of momentum from ESPN today to leave FSU out. 

As am I. They've been talking about it a lot, which is great. Plus they're on their 3rd string qb. Even if it were Jordan Travis, I still don't think they're top 4. 

[orangebird 1079]

I admire Sark for taking accountability and admitting his fuckup.  That's the kind of example a good leader sets for the people he is in charge of.

Bush league tactics by Gundy, substituting to take advantage of the rule to substitute to force Texas to take a time out.  That should not be allowed.  Refs should release the ball after 10 seconds, and if Oklahoma State doesn't have all their dudes lines up, too fucking bad.

[Hank_Hill 18486]

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Terrible sportsmanship of gundy to resort to bush league shit like that. 

Lol wut 

[Longboard Horn 40125]

Sergio Kindle is at the watch party at Longhorn Icehouse in Dallas 

[HRSchenker 2259]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Those band nerd chicks were really getting into it.

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

[TexArcher 37508]

I didn't know Nelly was still alive.  Good for him.