Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[Underdog 29186]

3 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Omg this is terrible

Bring back Up with People. 

[Richter 2415]

Well Nelly was slightly better than Immamac’s National Anthem at least

[naija 3064]

can only hope that pissed off the coaches and team as much as it did all of us apparently and they show it

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, HRSchenker said:

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

Because you saw American Pie like everybody else?

[ousux 5638]

Undertaker on hand, we can't lose now

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

There was plenty of stupid on display with either going for it on 4th or trying to draw them offsides, doubled up with not watching the play clock. So he packed at least some. 

Yep. Couldn't believe he didn't use a TO at the very least. Wtf is that dude thinking? I'm glad we're up by 21, but he still does the stupidest shit 

[Valmy77 13626]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

I thought Nelly was in jail

Nelly? I thought he was a wholesome dude.

[Wishbone 4958]

Whoa Nelly, please.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I can’t wait until T’Sweat gets the MOP belt from the Undertaker

I'd say it's gonna be Ewers if things hold.

[WBT 20972]

Ah shit, the Undertaker is in the house

[kingkoopa6 8700]

[sith_horn 2512]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The announcers have tried so hard to paint the picture that we're just being gifted all our points.  The obvious fumble after the receiver caught it, turned, and took two steps with clear control being something "that could go either way" was hilarious.  They want to keep us out of the CFP so bad.

Sean McDonough was the one who said that and has clearly been the most egregious in leading the propaganda charge against us, but McElroy has been complicit this game. He's usually more evenhanded covering Texas.

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I've never really paid attention to Ewers parents, but damn, I just realized they are probably around my age, at least his mom is.

Whoa. Look at the chryon, did he really say that? Oh my, straight to my veins!!!

[Telegraph_it 3379]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Yep. Couldn't believe he didn't use a TO at the very least. Wtf is that dude thinking? I'm glad we're up by 21, but he still does the stupidest shit 

I guess Sark thought it might be a defensive delay of game???

[po elvis 2141]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Sure, but he shouldn't have fucking had to.

But he did have to do it.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

[Zeus 6862]

UT band girl shaking it Looking like SBFs ho

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

I admire Sark for taking accountability and admitting his fuckup.  That's the kind of example a good leader sets for the people he is in charge of.

Bush league tactics by Gundy, substituting to take advantage of the rule to substitute to force Texas to take a time out.  That should not be allowed.  Refs should release the ball after 10 seconds, and if Oklahoma State doesn't have all their dudes lines up, too fucking bad.

💯

[ousux 5638]

Nelly? I thought he was a wholesome dude.

Not wholesome, but also not a dumbass. It's not that hard to stay out of jail.

[Hermanator 7668]

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

We knew the refs would be garbage you have to be prepared for them to do stupid shit and rise above.

Honestly they weren't that bad in the first half. We got away with a lot of contact on the first drive of the game and the hold on Jones was pretty blatant. Not nearly as bad as the ISU first half. If they call the 2nd half the same we should stomp them

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

Took me way too long to realize both marching bands were down there with Nelly…just a sea of orange and white cowboy hats… gummy must be kicking in finally 

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That first half took so long that we're going to be in the SEC by the fourth quarter.

That’s not possible 

[Zeus 6862]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Imagine a fight breaks out

 

[Valmy77 13626]

Ryan vs Gavin? Seems less epic than Jeremiah vs Mohammed.

[Coach pop a bitch 6018]

I for one love the Travolta Santa commercial 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Where does Dr Pepper keep finding these fucking dorks?

[theaveragejon 1104]

That was Gundy Ref bullshit. Come out and get a TD. Step on their throats.

[Ellellelle 355]

This camera angle is a travesty.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

Was your mom in the band?

[HeyMcFly 144]

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:

We took photos of him last year for his MoShine. Good dude. People were stopping in the street to say hi in St Louis.
He drank and smoked ALL DAY.

I only got to meet him that one time when he found out his sitter passed away and still came on stage to perform at the rodeo.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Those band nerd chicks were really getting into it.

Literally lol'd. She probably a freak too

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

2nd straight Dr pepper shootout where neither student is a student from the  conference being represented

[deft 7059]

Sergio Kindle is at the watch party at Longhorn Icehouse in Dallas 

They got an elevator?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

I guess Sark thought it might be a defensive delay of game???

I think that's what he was hoping for, but when it obviously looked like it wasn't happening he should have used a TO and let Bert kick it 

[Dnaguy 12629]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sergio Kindle is at the watch party at Longhorn Icehouse in Dallas 

Nice!

[Buzzrock 15136]

I am seeing a LOT of momentum from ESPN today to leave FSU out. 

They may be on their third QB today and can very easily lose

[kingkoopa6 8700]

O/U ON footballs made? 8.5 for guy on left

 

6.5 for right

[msucolt45 4227]

I admire Sark for taking accountability and admitting his fuckup.  That's the kind of example a good leader sets for the people he is in charge of.
Bush league tactics by Gundy, substituting to take advantage of the rule to substitute to force Texas to take a time out.  That should not be allowed.  Refs should release the ball after 10 seconds, and if Oklahoma State doesn't have all their dudes lines up, too fucking bad.

Sark admitted that he should’ve called TO. It’s the white hat and umpires fault for not releasing the ability to snap with
Hook’em!!!

[Atticus 4216]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Let's all pray Sark left stupid in ATX and goes for the throat to make his case that we're 1 of the 4 best teams (we are, clearly), and beat these fucks by 35). See aggy cry and have make believe scenarios on who will beat us because we have terrible players who aren't SEC ready 

Sark is calling a hell of a game, the OL needs to run block better and Christian Jones probably needs more help than he's getting. The defense needs to lock things down until they stop trotting Gordon out there.

[Michael Knight 13217]

A meteorologist and an entrepreneur.....ok

[VirginiaLonghorn 4911]

The very best of shit “music” for the National Anthem and halftime.  Fortunately , the Lowell Galindo Memorial Mute button works for that, too …

[chainsaw 10291]

Always bet on the brown guy

[WBT 20972]

Georgia and Ohio State?  Is it really that hard for Dr Pepper to find students to chest pass from the conference playing?  The guy that won in the PAC last night was from fucking Stony Brook.

[HRSchenker 2341]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Was your mom in the band?

Dad?! 

[troph 25226]

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Look at the LHB dancing, this is hilarious

Some of us have band geeks so it’s kinda cute. And I’ll play ride wit me anytime on the surf boat fuck the haters.

[Pimphand 6369]

Just now, Hermanator said:

Honestly they weren't that bad in the first half. We got away with a lot of contact on the first drive of the game and the hold on Jones was pretty blatant. Not nearly as bad as the ISU first half. If they call the 2nd half the same we should stomp them

It was surprisingly well refereed overall but that defensive substitution stupidity was bottom of the barrel stupid.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Dr Pepper throw off more competitive than this game.

[kingkoopa6 8700]

i counted 10 to 10

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

UT band girl shaking it Looking like SBFs ho

Oh god, thinking about their orgy parties makes my penis crawl inside of my ball sack 

[Hermanator 7668]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No.  Brakes.  Bury these cockaroaches.  Fuck you Big 12.  Fuck you Ok State.

Only 1 true cockroaches.

I believe these are their cousins from up north, the meth cockroaches.