Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[HeyMcFly 144]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've never really paid attention to Ewers parents, but damn, I just realized they are probably around my age, at least his mom is.

My parents are only 15 and 16 years older than me so they were always the youngest parents at any event we went to lmaoooo

[AbeFroman 3113]

Just give it to both of them

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I for one love the Travolta Santa commercial 

i don't understand it because it seems custom designed for my hate. 

but i like it. 

i'm annoyed by that.

[elfenix 34749]

Ryan 's count went backwards a couple of times

[kingkoopa6 8700]

3 to 5

[lilMAC25 3993]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Sean McDonough was the one who said that and has clearly been the most egregious in leading the propaganda charge against us, but McElroy has been complicit this game. He's usually more evenhanded covering Texas.

McDickhead hates Texas. Has forever. I hope we drop 90 and he cries on air like the baby he is.

[tbone_ 14444]

Nelly? I thought he was a wholesome dude.

My bad. I’m told I was thinking of R Kelly

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Sark is calling a hell of a game, the OL needs to run block better and Christian Jones probably needs more help than he's getting. The defense needs to lock things down until they stop trotting Gordon out there.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Cam Williams get some run to see what he can do in the run game. No dude is moving his big ass 

 

But our secondary is FCS level. Woof. Man I can't wait to get actual football players back there with speed. Let's hope Filasame flips, or Jelani can lock it up next year. 

Edited December 2, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[kingkoopa6 8700]

throw the ball like a man.. wtf

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Was your mom in the band?

No, the band was in her.

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

Oh my god I don’t care about this anymore

[GhostOfTomJoad 9508]

Just give them both $100k and end this shit.

[po elvis 2141]

lol entrepreneur to help address social inequalities. fuck off.

[hayden_horn 11402]

someone is going to have to explain to me why these two dorks aren't from texas and oklahoma state?

[immamac 44346]

Let’s go bitch. 

[Hank_Hill 20046]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

2nd straight Dr pepper shootout where neither student is a student from the  conference being represented

Who gives a fuck

[hobbes2702 13475]

8 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The announcers have tried so hard to paint the picture that we're just being gifted all our points.  The obvious fumble after the receiver caught it, turned, and took two steps with clear control being something "that could go either way" was hilarious.  They want to keep us out of the CFP so bad.

Shit I almost wish that we were getting gifted by the officials. Would be an awesome way to leave the conference after all the bullshit we have had.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

Give to both you cheap fucks

[gofuckyourself 9088]

It's a classic old fashioned Dr Pepper toss off!

[msucolt45 4227]

I guess Sark thought it might be a defensive delay of game???

Should’ve called TO and then complain about the DOG on D, during the TO to keep that shit from happening in the 2nd half, as Gundy will do that again, until called out. Smart coaching - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

[TexEx15 17947]

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that rat poison. Heads down through the finish!

[lilMAC25 3993]

48 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Fucking Quinn, that INT looks so much worse with the QB POV Camera 

He never saw him

[chainsaw 10291]

"it is sugar free." lol

[Topper13 3634]

Give them both a check, fuck it

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

throw the ball like a man.. wtf

Actually probably faster the way they were doing it.

But agree it looked dumb.

[Dnaguy 12629]

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

[Rickylovesweed 15509]

2 more quarters of quality play please. 

[Pods 7637]

Sark should have called timeout, but he shouldn't have had to. That was delay on OSU and the ref.

We finished substituting with more than 22 seconds left.

 

We were lined up and the ref stopped us from snapping it at 17 seconds. 

 

Ref was still stopping us from snapping it with 1 second on the play clock. 

[kingkoopa6 8700]

with no time limit they still threw like that? wack

[Biff Tannen 46165]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Only 1 true cockroaches.

I believe these are their cousins from up north, the meth cockroaches. 

Methroaches

[WBT 20972]

On the delay penalty, devil's advocate...was it really that big of a deal?  Shouldn't Sideshow make the 44 yard fg and render it moot anyway?

[nycHorn 3123]

I only got to meet him that one time when he found out his sitter passed away and still came on stage to perform at the rodeo.

Yeah. He seems to have a lot of hangers-on people. His brother looks like him enough that you can tell he works that with the ladies if they’ve had too much to drink.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

That was more terrible than drinking an actual Dr Pepper 

Edited December 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[EastHorn 287]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Give to both you cheap fucks

Not as cheap as pat mckafee on college gameday.  

[mannewers 563]

Come out and stomp on their throats. Leave no doubt and put all the pressure on the other teams and the committee (if necessary).

[atomheartbevo 90646]

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Whoa. Look at the chryon, did he really say that? Oh my, straight to my veins!!!

[FloridaHorn 4887]

That dude is spending 30K on school and the rest on Hookah.

[Valmy77 13626]

That Dr Pepper thing was lame as hell.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

The meteorologist lost.

[chainsaw 10291]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

we missed a Gideonesque choke job

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

So far Big12 has screwed up anthem, halftime show and now Dr Pepper challenge... Dear Lord bad day for Yousuck

[Dnaguy 12629]

Oh shit it was Ryan! Damn clutch!

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

Just now, Pods said:

Sark should have called timeout, but he shouldn't have had to. That was delay on OSU and the ref.

We finished substituting with more than 22 seconds left.

 

We were lined up and the ref stopped us from snapping it at 17 seconds. 

 

Ref was still stopping us from snapping it with 1 second on the play clock. 

You guys keep bitching about this in another thread and stay there. I’m going to enjoy the game.

[SameSame 1752]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

McDickhead hates Texas. Has forever. I hope we drop 90 and he cries on air like the baby he is.

That's not even close to being true.  If you really think that, you've never heard an interview or podcast with him.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

No, the band was in her.

[52-80 19377]

Nobody throwing 2-handed push passes deserve to win the dr pepper prize. 
 

automatic disqualification. 

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

???

[Pimphand 6369]

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

UT band girl shaking it Looking like SBFs ho

[Hermanator 7668]

If Sark hits the portal out of the park again this year this can be the best offenses in the country next year if Ewers comes back. Might be up there even if he doesn't. 

It might be the best offense in the country right now. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

They really need to make these Dr Pepper challenge dorks throw the football like it’s supposed to be thrown…