Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[HeyMcFly 144]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've never really paid attention to Ewers parents, but damn, I just realized they are probably around my age, at least his mom is.

My parents are only 15 and 16 years older than me so they were always the youngest parents at any event we went to lmaoooo

[AbeFroman 2110]

Just give it to both of them

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I for one love the Travolta Santa commercial 

i don't understand it because it seems custom designed for my hate. 

but i like it. 

i'm annoyed by that.

[elfenix 34171]

Ryan 's count went backwards a couple of times

[kingkoopa6 8312]

3 to 5

[lilMAC25 3777]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Sean McDonough was the one who said that and has clearly been the most egregious in leading the propaganda charge against us, but McElroy has been complicit this game. He's usually more evenhanded covering Texas.

McDickhead hates Texas. Has forever. I hope we drop 90 and he cries on air like the baby he is.

[tbone_ 14020]

Nelly? I thought he was a wholesome dude.

My bad. I’m told I was thinking of R Kelly

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Sark is calling a hell of a game, the OL needs to run block better and Christian Jones probably needs more help than he's getting. The defense needs to lock things down until they stop trotting Gordon out there.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Cam Williams get some run to see what he can do in the run game. No dude is moving his big ass 

 

But our secondary is FCS level. Woof. Man I can't wait to get actual football players back there with speed. Let's hope Filasame flips, or Jelani can lock it up next year. 

Edited December 2, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[kingkoopa6 8312]

throw the ball like a man.. wtf

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Was your mom in the band?

No, the band was in her.

[SubliminalHorn 6673]

Oh my god I don’t care about this anymore

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

Just give them both $100k and end this shit.

[po elvis 2070]

lol entrepreneur to help address social inequalities. fuck off.

[hayden_horn 11360]

someone is going to have to explain to me why these two dorks aren't from texas and oklahoma state?

[immamac 42516]

Let’s go bitch. 

[Hank_Hill 18486]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

2nd straight Dr pepper shootout where neither student is a student from the  conference being represented

Who gives a fuck

[hobbes2702 12799]

8 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

The announcers have tried so hard to paint the picture that we're just being gifted all our points.  The obvious fumble after the receiver caught it, turned, and took two steps with clear control being something "that could go either way" was hilarious.  They want to keep us out of the CFP so bad.

Shit I almost wish that we were getting gifted by the officials. Would be an awesome way to leave the conference after all the bullshit we have had.

[Pam Cummings 9567]

Give to both you cheap fucks

[gofuckyourself 8121]

It's a classic old fashioned Dr Pepper toss off!

[msucolt45 3989]

I guess Sark thought it might be a defensive delay of game???

Should’ve called TO and then complain about the DOG on D, during the TO to keep that shit from happening in the 2nd half, as Gundy will do that again, until called out. Smart coaching - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

[TexEx15 17456]

9 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that rat poison. Heads down through the finish!

[lilMAC25 3777]

48 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Fucking Quinn, that INT looks so much worse with the QB POV Camera 

He never saw him

[chainsaw 9837]

"it is sugar free." lol

[Topper13 3201]

Give them both a check, fuck it

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

throw the ball like a man.. wtf

Actually probably faster the way they were doing it.

But agree it looked dumb.

[Dnaguy 11769]

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

2 more quarters of quality play please. 

[Pods 7526]

Sark should have called timeout, but he shouldn't have had to. That was delay on OSU and the ref.

We finished substituting with more than 22 seconds left.

 

We were lined up and the ref stopped us from snapping it at 17 seconds. 

 

Ref was still stopping us from snapping it with 1 second on the play clock. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

with no time limit they still threw like that? wack

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Only 1 true cockroaches.

I believe these are their cousins from up north, the meth cockroaches. 

Methroaches

[WBT 20415]

On the delay penalty, devil's advocate...was it really that big of a deal?  Shouldn't Sideshow make the 44 yard fg and render it moot anyway?

[nycHorn 2966]

I only got to meet him that one time when he found out his sitter passed away and still came on stage to perform at the rodeo.

Yeah. He seems to have a lot of hangers-on people. His brother looks like him enough that you can tell he works that with the ladies if they’ve had too much to drink.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

That was more terrible than drinking an actual Dr Pepper 

Edited December 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[EastHorn 281]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Give to both you cheap fucks

Not as cheap as pat mckafee on college gameday.  

[mannewers 549]

Come out and stomp on their throats. Leave no doubt and put all the pressure on the other teams and the committee (if necessary).

[atomheartbevo 89407]

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Whoa. Look at the chryon, did he really say that? Oh my, straight to my veins!!!

[FloridaHorn 4735]

That dude is spending 30K on school and the rest on Hookah.

[Valmy77 13093]

That Dr Pepper thing was lame as hell.

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

The meteorologist lost.

[chainsaw 9837]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Nooooooo!

who fucking won the $$$$?!

This is some Heidi bullshit!

we missed a Gideonesque choke job

[MonkeyDoughnut 10139]

So far Big12 has screwed up anthem, halftime show and now Dr Pepper challenge... Dear Lord bad day for Yousuck

[Dnaguy 11769]

Oh shit it was Ryan! Damn clutch!

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Just now, Pods said:

Sark should have called timeout, but he shouldn't have had to. That was delay on OSU and the ref.

We finished substituting with more than 22 seconds left.

 

We were lined up and the ref stopped us from snapping it at 17 seconds. 

 

Ref was still stopping us from snapping it with 1 second on the play clock. 

You guys keep bitching about this in another thread and stay there. I’m going to enjoy the game.

[SameSame 1692]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

McDickhead hates Texas. Has forever. I hope we drop 90 and he cries on air like the baby he is.

That's not even close to being true.  If you really think that, you've never heard an interview or podcast with him.

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

No, the band was in her.

[52-80 19081]

Nobody throwing 2-handed push passes deserve to win the dr pepper prize. 
 

automatic disqualification. 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Band chicks are freaks in the bed. Ask me how I know lmao 

???

[Pimphand 5594]

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

UT band girl shaking it Looking like SBFs ho

[Hermanator 6933]

If Sark hits the portal out of the park again this year this can be the best offenses in the country next year if Ewers comes back. Might be up there even if he doesn't. 

It might be the best offense in the country right now. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3179]

They really need to make these Dr Pepper challenge dorks throw the football like it’s supposed to be thrown…