Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[OU Sucks 8797]

We should've pulled a Gundy and spent 20 seconds substituting there.

Edited December 2, 2023 by OU Sucks

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Get a 4th down stop. 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Ha! FUCK YOU mullet head....

 

[89Horn 1514]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We're at the point where McDonough can't suck off okie state anymore, so he's going to suck off Bowman's master's degree in supply chain mgmt.

It’s not his fault that Okie State has a limp dick.

Edited December 2, 2023 by 89Horn

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

OU didn't have their best offensive or defensive player. 

[SOBMarcos 60]

Another one stolen

dumbass

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

the whistles were blowing with more than 5 seconds left.  it was called a TO before then

On third down

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I hope Yormark has lubed himself up for the public fucking he’s about to endure

Not me. We're going in dry.

[HeyMcFly 144]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're getting a master's in ass beatings 

The osu fluff pieces are incredible. Are we even winning? Lmaooo

[hayden_horn 11362]

i think sark just fucked gundy back with a slow roll sub on that 4th down hahaha

[Dnaguy 11920]

Just now, freyguy said:

osu is such a well-coached team.

Maybe they should take another 35 seconds to sub out again.

Its their best play of the game so far

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're getting a master's in ass beatings 

They'll go pro in taking ass beatings.

[sith_horn 2379]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Crawford may be the worst safety in the history of time. 

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Talented team here. Hope Worthy can heal for the playoffs

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

Only disagreement I have is Georgia. That’d be a coin flip game. They are super deep at offensive line and defensive front 6/7.

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I hope Yormark has lubed himself up for the public fucking he’s about to endure

Our fans need some kind of a "fuck you" chant when he takes the stage with the trophy.

[chemHORN 1239]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

You think we beat Georgia and Michigan but Washington beats us?  I don't think you've watched much football this year.  

[NAVY 6740]

Just now, Rimbo said:

That man is for sale 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

[Underdog 28576]

Why is Texas wearing white? 

[satyanash 14474]

Worthy in a boot and crutches. FUCK

[Thetexashammer 1062]

The MOST important thing about being a caregiver is...............being super selfish. #themoreyouknow

[Dnaguy 11920]

Just now, sith_horn said:

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

That’s called ‘All dick, and no balls’

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

honest answer...

 

Sarks refusal to let quinn take the play clock down to under 5 seconds on our last drive.... there were 3 plays that we snapped the ball with more than 20 seconds on the clock. including one at something like 33 seconds. 

another 40 seconds off the clock mighta made, you know a diff in that game

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Not a catch, never had control.

Turn it around.

If that is us on offense, that's a catch and fumble.

[Michael Knight 12976]

Worthy on crutches

[Atticus 3973]

Big 12 coach of the year my ass. Hold that L.

[Dahobbs 17526]

Just now, sith_horn said:

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

He may actually have a negative score. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

They would do that even with a sprain. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, chemHORN said:

You think we beat Georgia and Michigan but Washington beats us?  I don't think you've watched much football this year.  

Washington's O is a nightmare against our defense. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Fuck

[Pimphand 5733]

Worthy done for the szn

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

stupid to keep glass ankle Worthy in a blowout. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

our secondary loves just watching a wr catch a long ball   no attempt to knock it down

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Damnit. Gonna give up cheap points here 

[texastroubadour 1210]

Barron lost

[hobbes2702 13029]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Not me. We're going in dry.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Barron getting owned again on a lob

[Ellellelle 308]

Fuck

[TOR 5528]

Jeezus barron, have some pride at least.

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Just now, Underdog said:

Why is Texas wearing white? 

Team as home team had option. They voted to wear whites. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Does Sean have a bet against Texas to get into the playoff? Dude won’t shut up today. 

[Carl Spackler 3479]

Damn.  Hope Worthy heals up fast.

[Huckleberry 32848]

We are so bad at finding the ball. 

[gofuckyourself 8205]

Yormark taking the stage with all Texas fans left ...

[Atticus 3973]

Just now, satyanash said:

Worthy in a boot and crutches. FUCK

It's an ankle, the boot is precautionary. They'll know more after the game.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

dude play the fucking ball.