Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[OU Sucks 8745]

We should've pulled a Gundy and spent 20 seconds substituting there.

Edited December 2, 2023 by OU Sucks

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Get a 4th down stop. 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Ha! FUCK YOU mullet head....

 

[89Horn 1492]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We're at the point where McDonough can't suck off okie state anymore, so he's going to suck off Bowman's master's degree in supply chain mgmt.

It’s not his fault that Okie State has a limp dick.

Edited December 2, 2023 by 89Horn

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

OU didn't have their best offensive or defensive player. 

[SOBMarcos 59]

Another one stolen

dumbass

[Biff Tannen 45491]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

the whistles were blowing with more than 5 seconds left.  it was called a TO before then

On third down

[GhostOfTomJoad 9305]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I hope Yormark has lubed himself up for the public fucking he’s about to endure

Not me. We're going in dry.

[HeyMcFly 144]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're getting a master's in ass beatings 

The osu fluff pieces are incredible. Are we even winning? Lmaooo

[hayden_horn 11360]

i think sark just fucked gundy back with a slow roll sub on that 4th down hahaha

[Dnaguy 11759]

Just now, freyguy said:

osu is such a well-coached team.

Maybe they should take another 35 seconds to sub out again.

Its their best play of the game so far

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're getting a master's in ass beatings 

They'll go pro in taking ass beatings.

[sith_horn 2369]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Crawford may be the worst safety in the history of time. 

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Talented team here. Hope Worthy can heal for the playoffs

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

Only disagreement I have is Georgia. That’d be a coin flip game. They are super deep at offensive line and defensive front 6/7.

[Bevo&Pevo 5024]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I hope Yormark has lubed himself up for the public fucking he’s about to endure

Our fans need some kind of a "fuck you" chant when he takes the stage with the trophy.

[chemHORN 1239]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We beat Georgia and Michigan by 1-2 scores IMO. Washington beats us by 1-2 scores. FSU we skull fuck. We already beat Bama.. put us fucking in. 

You think we beat Georgia and Michigan but Washington beats us?  I don't think you've watched much football this year.  

[NAVY 6738]

Just now, Rimbo said:

That man is for sale 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9305]

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

[Underdog 28442]

Why is Texas wearing white? 

[satyanash 14279]

Worthy in a boot and crutches. FUCK

[Thetexashammer 1062]

The MOST important thing about being a caregiver is...............being super selfish. #themoreyouknow

[Dnaguy 11759]

Just now, sith_horn said:

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

That’s called ‘All dick, and no balls’

[AUS-97HORN 11667]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

How the hell did these guys beat OU. Hell, how the fuck did OU beat us?

honest answer...

 

Sarks refusal to let quinn take the play clock down to under 5 seconds on our last drive.... there were 3 plays that we snapped the ball with more than 20 seconds on the clock. including one at something like 33 seconds. 

another 40 seconds off the clock mighta made, you know a diff in that game

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Not a catch, never had control.

Turn it around.

If that is us on offense, that's a catch and fumble.

[Michael Knight 12872]

Worthy on crutches

[Atticus 3920]

Big 12 coach of the year my ass. Hold that L.

[Dahobbs 17420]

Just now, sith_horn said:

So much athleticism, so little football IQ.

He may actually have a negative score. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

They would do that even with a sprain. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, chemHORN said:

You think we beat Georgia and Michigan but Washington beats us?  I don't think you've watched much football this year.  

Washington's O is a nightmare against our defense. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Fuck

[Pimphand 5590]

Worthy done for the szn

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

stupid to keep glass ankle Worthy in a blowout. 

[Dnaguy 11759]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Worthy on crutches and wearing a boot.

[AUS-97HORN 11667]

our secondary loves just watching a wr catch a long ball   no attempt to knock it down

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Damnit. Gonna give up cheap points here 

[texastroubadour 1203]

Barron lost

[hobbes2702 12782]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Not me. We're going in dry.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Barron getting owned again on a lob

[Ellellelle 308]

Fuck

[TOR 5364]

Jeezus barron, have some pride at least.

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Just now, Underdog said:

Why is Texas wearing white? 

Team as home team had option. They voted to wear whites. 

[Dr. Teeth 5816]

Does Sean have a bet against Texas to get into the playoff? Dude won’t shut up today. 

[Carl Spackler 3461]

Damn.  Hope Worthy heals up fast.

[Huckleberry 32694]

We are so bad at finding the ball. 

[gofuckyourself 8120]

Yormark taking the stage with all Texas fans left ...

[Atticus 3920]

Just now, satyanash said:

Worthy in a boot and crutches. FUCK

It's an ankle, the boot is precautionary. They'll know more after the game.

[BurntOrange&White 39553]

dude play the fucking ball.