Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[Lou Loomis 930]

CHAMPS

[ATXbronco 4493]

Amen

Fuck you Big 12

See you, never

[Gatorubet 30713]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

stop chanting sec you waterheads

As a fu goodbye to conference after winning the championship?

[TexasGolf 5464]

Who’s coach of the year now bitch

[bolverk 30323]

I've got the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.

[Carl Spackler 3615]

Good news about Worthy.  Really happy to hear that.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1501]

[atomheartbevo 90642]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

First Big XII Champs. 

Last Big XII Champs. 

2023 Big XII champs.  It'll still be around after we leave, and we'll see one of them in the playoffs next year.

[JesusSweatDuck 18109]

Eat a bag of dicks Gundy

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5662]

You can not get away

[TexArcher 39069]

I love this team.

And I like some of y'all.

Conference Champs, man.

[Rimbo 27011]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

What's a negative x-ray?

It means they found nothing wrong. Nothing broken.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Bookends.

[Bevo Num1 1068]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

What's a negative x-ray?

No broken bones.

[Viethorn 36]

28 years of big 12 and 4 championships?. Fucking pathetic in 10-22 period 🥲

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

WE'RE 12-1 AND COULD BE GOING TO THE CFP!!!!! WE LOOKED ABSOBLUELY DOMINANT!!!! 

 

Sark has learned it's better to just kill everybody in the way. 

 

Yormark handing Sark the trophy while Sark calls him a pussy ass bitch on the hand-off would be the greatest gif in the history of mankind 

[kingkoopa6 8695]

 

[sith_horn 2511]

Suck it Hatefull Eight!

[orangebird 1147]

TEXAS IS BACK!

[FWD 297]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

“SEC” chant broke out in the final 30 seconds.

Fuck this.

[Fudge Nuggets 19454]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

SuperManning ends it. True hero. Man we're getting a helluva head start going into the SEC with our roster. Flip Hibbler, Filasame, get both Black's, and we'll be good. Gotta get safety figured out. They're slow as shit and make constant mental mistakes. I assume those are Herman holdovers?

A little bit racist.

[Js1 87179]

SEC ya later 

[Bozo_Casanova 26847]

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

X-rays negative for worthy

and in that sense, positive X-rays

Edited December 2, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[TexasGolf 5464]

Got tears.  Been a loooong walk in a dry desert 

[gmr548 16697]

Three non-mutually exclusive thoughts:

Most importantly, I am fucking ecstatic with this championship. Really happy for the team and staff. A lot has gone into this from where the program was just a couple years ago, and frankly I did not think they would get over the hump at the beginning of the year. I hope things fall so that Texas makes the CFP but 12-1 with an outright B12 title is extremely sweet in its own right. I will remember this group and season for a long time.

OSU is a bad team. Like, I was under no illusion they were actually the 18th best team in CFB but my god. How did this group beat OU, Kansas, and K State? Texas was half assing for pretty much the whole second half and it was still non competitive. Yikes.

Leaving starters in up 42-14 was irresponsible and it is tragic that Xavier Worthy’s last play at Texas was very possibly getting injured throwing the ball up 42-14. C’mon Sark.

[Lonestar88 5170]

No matter what happens later today regarding the playoffs, I’m celebrating because Sark did it, he turned this shit around.

[Real Papi 1113]

Great job Longhorns!  TEXAS LONGHORNS Big 12 Champs!  Great season JB and what a class act Sark getting him in the game.  Hook’em!🤘🏼

[BabaYaga 15624]

From the ranch near Coleman.  Boy and I just cracked open two shiners to celebrate.   Dont tell his mom….

[Mez2 4048]

Our nuts hang much longer than the rest

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

Very cool to get Brooks in. That’s why Sark is so well respected. 

That was a dominating victory. Conference champs, baby!

[Rimbo 27011]

"If they don't get in, will be the best team that hasn't gotten in, in the history of the playoffs."

You're goddamn right.

[po elvis 2141]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nice. Putting Brooks out there for the victory formation snap is the kind of stuff that maintains program culture and buy-in. Very smart, not just classy,  move. 

Hopefully there isn’t some rule saying he was ineligible because of being listed as out on the injury report. No idea.

[Bevo Num1 1068]

Just now, bolverk said:

I've got the biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.

Did you eat your wife's oven roasted brisket cooked in liquid smoke?

[msucolt45 4227]

Love this team’s grit! Big12 Champs!!! Proud of the kids and Sark’s staff. Nobody wants to see this team in the playoffs!

Go Hawkeyes and Cardinals this evening.

Hook’em!!!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1501]

Bravo to all the fans who made the trip to support these guys

[USNALonghorn 5183]

SEC-ya!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13284]

Last SWC Champs

1st Big XII Champs

Last Big XII Champs while we're still in this shitty league 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Greg McElroy looks like a little kid with a fake beard that’s trying to buy beer. 
 

“McElroy? One name? What are you, Seal!?”

[wood 11764]

McElroy speakin' troofs. I like that guy. 

[mchookem 16765]

GAWD THIS FEELS INCREDIBLE 🤘🤘🤘

[Pam Cummings 9868]

McElroy knows. 

[FWD 297]

Conference championship. Sweat getting the TD. Brooks in the victory formation. Hats off to Sark for a tremendous accomplishment.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I love this team. I love my Horns. Hell, I even love all y’all motherfuckers.

Hook ‘em!!

Fuck the big 12.

[Rimbo 27011]

Any Hateful Eight teams we don't have scoreboard on, now?

[gofuckyourself 9085]

And now they're repping Texas. Good.

Listen up CFP committee.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

The Eyes of Texas are upon you, CFP Committee 

[redswingline 1124]

Edited December 2, 2023 by redswingline

[D_Goose 498]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

[chainsaw 10287]

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

X-rays negative for worthy

source?

[Lou Loomis 930]