Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[TOR 5,274]

Fuck alabama, far as I'm concerned if they beat georgia TEXAS won the SECSECSEC.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,729]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Cool. Guy could've committed to any other school in the state - or country. Fucker decided to sell his soul and go join some shitass organization north of the red river. I don't want traitors.

True dat. We came in late and he decided he would rather go to a nowhere instead of this team. Hope he loves sitting in the Texas Tire Fire bowl 

[Herbie Hancock 7,288]

Sarkisian did the classic back of the head rub because he was completely embarrassed for Yormark while also trying to hold in his laughter. At that point, I had completely lost it.

That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

[Modessit 5,582]

Worthy was down there for the celebration 

Weird that he changed his name to Finkley for it.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

I could stay here all day

[Bevo&Pevo 4,955]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We finish our Big 12 season beating all of the original members except for Oklahoma who we will continue playing.

For me it just shows the blou is our main rival.  aggy sits at the little kid table in the corner.

[UTEE97 3,384]

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and Louisville.

Edited December 2, 2023 by UTEE97

[Gut Wagon 8,046]

23 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Whatever it takes 

Scotch? 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

6 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Worthy was down there for the celebration 

Weird that he changed his name to Finkley for it.

Shit my bad. I was excited 

[Gatorubet 29,966]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team would fuck Florida state up 

A marginally well disciplined really sucky Florida team should’ve beaten them. …except we were poorly disciplined regards with a lot of key injuries..  

FSU should not win another game this season. if they get in the playoffs, they won’t do as well as Okie state.

[Sgt Hulk 13,543]

If that kid did have a concussion last week no way in fuck should be be playing today 

[Willfully Horn 7,911]

Longhorns moved. The angels wept.

Edited December 2, 2023 by Willfully Horn

[BillyGoatHill 4,276]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Back to back games dunking on Yormark 

3 actually...

He was at the Iowa St game also (hoping they would knock us off)

[Modessit 5,582]

What can we send over to the Louisville locker room to give 'em a little boost?

Pretty sure they found a dead cardinal on the FSU campus.

[SHOOTER12 8,773]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

FU BIG 12!!!

[msucolt45 3,978]

I’ve said all week at work that I see a 13-10 or 10-7 Hawkeye win. 1st half will tell if Iowa’s defense can stifle the Wolverines.

Hook’em!!!

[F250 28,601]

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Longhorns moved. aggy weeped.

Fify

[Pdawg88 1,108]

Well done boys! Thanks for covering my bets 

[Pato del Muerto 52,215]

I knew there was a reason I still overpay for a service that has LHN. So great.  Even Lowell can’t harsh my mellow. 

[T-shirt Sip 2,095]

So is our Coach Garcia the only Mexican coach to win a conference championship?

[PittsburghTiger 6,104]

Well done, Texas.

 

[Michael Knight 12,845]

 

[ChickenNuggets 1,611]

Fellas, the best part about this... the future is fucking BRIGHT!

Sark's building a dynasty with depth. 

Loved the trophy presentation. Don't kid yourselves, Sark loved the fans being as salty as his players... 

[Deej 76,353]

5 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

Too far.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,365]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope….. not Mizzou.

The last time texas and mizzou played, texas beat them 33-16.

[sith_horn 2,330]

17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Leaving starters in up 42-14 was irresponsible and it is tragic that Xavier Worthy’s last play at Texas was very possibly getting injured throwing the ball up 42-14. C’mon Sark.

That's a subjective statement given this wasn't just any game and there was still a fair amount of time left in the game. Further complicating that decision was the factor margin of victory might play in the CFP discussion. The injury is unfortunate, but I'm not going to fault Sark for that. It's football. And backups did get in the game and took reps in the end.

[Hank_Hill 18,288]

16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The SEC chant is the absolute worst.

It’s sick as fuck this year. Get over it.

[WBT 20,340]

4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and FSU.

I heard it.  Gives hope to the dumbasses on this site that maybe one day they could be a talking head on espn.

[Herbie Hancock 7,288]

Too far.

He checks all the boxes:

Whiny
Annoying
Cocksucker
Manlet

[ATXbronco 4,011]

@Pancho that was just before like a frazzled idiot, Yorcrap called him "Coach Garziz, Zarkisian"

[WBT 20,340]

Just now, sith_horn said:

That's a subjective statement given this wasn't just any game and there was still a fair amount of time left in the game. Further complicating that decision was the factor margin of victory might play in the CFP discussion. The injury is unfortunate, but I'm not going to fault Sark for that. It's football. And backups did get in the game and took reps in the end.

Plus Worthy goes out like that 3 times every game.  He's fine.

[Cairn Horn88 8,132]

I can breathe now….

Bet all the Texas fan’s wives are happy!

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

It’s sick as fuck this year. Get over it.

It's hilarious when you yell it at Yormark.  Otherwise, I hate it. 

[Bobby Layne 266]

55 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

The contrast in Sark’s 1st half creativity vs. 2nd half play-calling is so outrageous.

 

54 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can this game just hurry up and end?

 

55 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can this game just hurry up and end?

So we score 2 TDs second half. They score 1. We shorten the game. And WIN Rig12 Championship 49-21. Perspective folks. Who would’ve predicted that at seasons beginning! Take the win and trophy! Well done Sark and players who executed his plan. Hook em! 

[burntorangebongos 10,661]

I think we accomplished the task of winning pretty. We did show massive flashes of brilliance. We have weaknesses but we emphasized our strengths to win dominantly.

I am so happy for this team to accomplish their goal in a dominant fashion. Good on these guys. Hook 'em!!
 

[texastroubadour 1,203]

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and FSU.

Dinnich is a bitch cunt

[deft 6,758]

Weird that he changed his name to Finkley for it.

Worthy is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn.

[NAVY 6,735]

Fuck y’all, love y’all. Hook em! 

[Deej 76,353]

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

He checks all the boxes:

Whiny
Annoying
Cocksucker
Manlet

Fuck you for thinking there should be a remake. I’m about to neg you.

[naija 2,821]

great season. no matter what

[UTEE97 3,384]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Dinnich is a bitch cunt

That maybe but she covers the CFP committee, so her comments weigh more than self appointed surly geniuses.

Edited December 2, 2023 by UTEE97

[Real Papi 970]

QB1 QE had himself a day.  Appreciate the season JB had.  Sark showed he is a class act.  TEXAS!

Edited December 2, 2023 by Real Papi

[RPM 26,150]

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Fellas, the best part about this... the future is fucking BRIGHT!

 

[Kel Varnsen 8,377]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I knew there was a reason I still overpay for a service that has LHN. So great.  Even Lowell can’t harsh my mellow. 

[NAVY 6,735]

Just now, deft said:

Worthy is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn.

After a Texas conference win I’d it either despite dolphin dispositions. Law dogs n shit 

[D3zii 3,623]

I . . . AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Dinnich is a bitch cunt

Still would

[InkaUtexas 25,223]

15 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

 

my Aggie cousins rn

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

[Lou Loomis 708]

See you over @ texags 

[mchookem 15,788]

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I can breathe now….

Bet all the Texas fan’s wives are happy!

hey some of the wives are Texas fans too! 🤘 and yes...the endorphin rushes this season definitely make me want to have sex!! 😄🤘