Game Thread BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!

[Herbie Hancock 7,287]

Fuck you for thinking there should be a remake. I’m about to neg you.

I'm gonna need you to pull the tampon out of your ass and develop a sense of humor. I never said there should be a remake, but that the grey hobbit Yorcunt has all of the traits of Little Enos.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,789]

12 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

It must be a bitch to find that in a size 12 dwarf 

[Deej 76,333]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

And probably tried to fuck your pets while you weren’t looking.

[Hank_Hill 18,270]

12 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and Louisville.

If FSU loses, we’re going no matter what. Probably with Alabama. If FSU doesn’t lose, we want an Alabama win. So, RTR

[George 487]

26 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Hes going to get booed... and it will be glorious

 

27 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

eat a dick Yormack

 

26 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Eat a bag, Yormak. 

 

26 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yormark with that frown makes me so fucking happy. Eat shit, Yormark! You fucking pussy!

 

25 minutes ago, clownin72 said:

Eat shit Yormark!!

 

25 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yormark...

Let him have it fans.

 

25 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

The crowd is booing him

 

25 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Here booing Yormark was delicious

It was fucking glorious! Fuck yeah. Hook em!

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 829]

[mannewers 549]

The offense is a thing of beauty when it fires on all cylinders.

[Dilligas 659]

Wonder where the MOC was, never saw him on TV

[EastHorn 281]

Curious how the Mercedes Benz stadium compares to Cowboys stadium next year when we playing Georgia there.  

[Deej 76,333]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

I'm gonna need you to pull the tampon out of your ass and develop a sense of humor. I never said there should be a remake, but that the grey hobbit Yorcunt has all of the traits of Little Enos.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,600]

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

True dat. We came in late and he decided he would rather go to a nowhere instead of this team. Hope he loves sitting in the Texas Tire Fire bowl 

I really wish bowls rep'd the name of the bowl and never allowed any sponsor to ascribe a name.

 

The "'X' bowl" presented by z is acceptable.

 

 

The bowl of some for-profit named after it cheapens everything for everyone.

[Sbbruin 21,651]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

If FSU loses, we’re going no matter what. Probably with Alabama. If FSU doesn’t lose, we want an Alabama win. So, RTR

Seems to me a Bama loss better serves Texas.  

[Anastasis 23,287]

Peace out bitches. Enjoyed the first and the last. 

[Carl Spackler 3,460]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

Hope you had him drinking Old Crow while you and the others enjoyed the good stuff.

[BillyGoatHill 4,276]

 

[QuesoEspecial 255]

23 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

lol and he just stood there saying “it’s all good”

Is Yormark’s public speaking coach Kendall Roy? Sheesh and cringe 🤣

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1,997]

Booing the big 12 was amazing. Fuck Brett 

[UTEE97 3,384]

Putting Brooks in for the last snap was pure class. Also loved that Sark gave both the backup QBs some snaps. After a long, long time, we have a coach that doesn't make me cringe on some of the things he does outside of the game. 

Edited December 2, 2023 by UTEE97

[Js1 84,937]

2 minutes ago, mannewers said:

The offense is a thing of beauty when it fires on all cylinders.

This. Beautiful first half of football. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,006]

14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Listen to what Heather Dinich just said. A UGA win with FSU loss guarantees Texas a spot. With a Bama win, it still is possible but it makes things more murky. Root for UGA and Louisville.

Oh God.  Let’s not start this again.  I was roasted for saying UT should want a Georgia win.  Nope.  People wanna leave it in the committee’s hands.  And of course an FSU loss is likely a must.  

[USNALonghorn 4,979]

13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Selfish me hoped he comes back

[Hank_Hill 18,270]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Seems to me a Bama loss better serves Texas.  

Nerp 

[Bogeywon 2,518]

Congrats you guys. As a michigan fan it’s been a great year following both you guys and my wolverines. Hope you guys get in the playoffs!

[burntorangebongos 10,661]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

God, we are insufferable fucks when we are winning. But it has been so long that it is pent up dickery that we have to practice. I get it, man. My aggy niece avoids me these days.

[BurntOrange&White 39,194]

Tate Rodemaker has been ruled out.

[T-shirt Sip 2,095]

10 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

QB1 QE had himself a day.  Appreciate the season JB had.  Sark showed he is a class act.  TEXAS!

I love that Manning recognized the moment and tossed the game ball to Brooks.  

[Biff Tannen 45,386]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tate Rodemaker has been ruled out.

source?

[coachherman'sgrill 1,888]

6 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Only thing better then the tower being lit is to make Yormack trip the breaker

[ousux 5,581]

Our goodbye and fuck you all very much tour is 100% complete.

It's now up to the CFB playoff committee to do what they claim to do and put the 4 best teams in. Just do it.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,365]

Only team to win a power conference going out. Fuck the big 12.

[ousux 5,581]

I love that Manning recognized the moment and tossed the game ball to Brooks.  

The whole thing was beyond awesome, not sure anyone watching beyond Longhorns know what that was all about, but cool af nonetheless.

[Carl Spackler 3,460]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tate Rodemaker has been ruled out.

Unfortunate for that young man (and hope he's not injured too bad), but that is a very good development for the Texas CFP hopes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,728]

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Putting Brooks in for the last snap was pure class. Also loved that Sark gave both the backup QBs some snaps. After a long, long time, we have a coach that doesn't make me cringe on some of the things he does outside of the game. 

Amen 💯

 

Especially the Brooks call

[BillyGoatHill 4,276]

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Putting Brooks in for the last snap was pure class. 

[kingkoopa6 8,283]

 

[jw4381 3,046]

[936horn 910]

I can’t wait to read a novel from derka about how QE actually in fact sucks ass

 

Hell of a day boys 

[crony 351]

Fucking holding on Ok State as usual.

[sith_horn 2,330]

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Had an aggy watch it here at the house watching it. Kept asking him who they were playing today. He got pissed and drank all the bourbon. 

And probably tried to fuck your pets while you weren’t looking.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

and in that sense, positive X-rays

Positive news, negative x-rays.

[AUS-97HORN 11,577]

23 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

The last time texas and mizzou played, texas beat them 33-16.

and the punter was the player of the game....

[InkaUtexas 25,188]

13 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Hope you had him drinking Old Crow while you and the others enjoyed the good stuff.

Nah, he is a good guy and not a mouth breather, but yeah, I kept the dogs away. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,070]

1 minute ago, 936horn said:

I can’t wait to read a novel from derka about how QE actually in fact sucks ass

 

Hell of a day boys 

This is what you think in this moment.

Kind of speaks for itself, really.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

Made it back to the hotel room 

[RPM 26,150]

 

[satyanash 14,170]

BIG

12

CHAMPIONS!

Feels so good to say!

[jw4381 3,046]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, he is a good guy and not a mouth breather, but yeah, I kept the dogs away. 

[Acropora 856]

Eat shit yormark.  Looked like a fucking clown having to eat shit...

Proud of this team and finishing it's hate tour

 

[freyguy 4,243]

I want that belt the Undertaker was holding

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

33 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake

Same. We were talking so much shit to him the whole game.