Florida State can fuck off

[BigOrange1 6422]

deserve got nothin' to do with it.

[DaysOff 7853]

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Jordan Travis was awesome.  But he dead ☠️. 
 

Their offense looks like Indian food in a diaper left on top of a tall building in the Texas summer. 

[IDIOTsavant 8449]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

Mine too!

[TexArcher 37519]

9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

deserve got nothin' to do with it.

They deserve to get sacrificed to Oregon or Ohio St on New Year's Day.

[BigOrange1 6422]

6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

we won a conference championship for the first time in 14 years today.  you can bet your god damn ass i've been drinking all day.

[BigDHornfan 6541]

I’ve been drinking whiskey since 10am and I just wanna say we fucking roll.
Fuck everyone

[gatormarc 904]

Excuse me, mods. Is there any way for me to upvote a thread more than once?

K, thx, bye.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

I'm on my 5th Makers Mark

[BigOrange1 6422]

im drunk, but how was that not a TD?

good lord louisville is fucking ass

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

JFC Louisville sucks ass. 

[JGrayDBU 336]

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

[Had Enough 2057]

I did not know until now that FSU played the 6 worst teams in the conference. Did not play any of the top 4 until tonight. And their highest finishing conference foe lost to Purdue, Marshall and Rutgers.

Their non conference foes lost to ACU, Tarleton and Mercer amongst others.

Duke was winning until their QB went out. Miami started a backup. UF played a backup QB.

They beat LSU.

[statsman 5425]

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.

I'm on my 5th Makers Mark

Central Markwt sells an Old Fashioned mix that makes those a whole hell of a lot better. 

[Helobious 9481]

They’re going to the CFP. I hope they get slaughtered. 

[Tex Pete 20179]

Yep. We’re done. 

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yep. We’re done. 

you’re a bleeding vag 

[Hmbre97 6297]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yep. We’re done. 

care to place a wager on that?

[Tex Pete 20179]

4 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

care to place a wager on that?

No. I hope we aren’t. 

[BigHornedLurker 1893]

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They’re going to the CFP. I hope they get slaughtered. 

I hope we get matched with them 

[Tex Pete 20179]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

you’re a bleeding vag 

Fuck yourself. Stop being obsessed with me. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

 
 
If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?
 
Anybody? Bueller?

2005 Colorado

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck yourself. Stop being obsessed with me. 

PM me your address and I’ll send you a Costco sized box of tampons and adult diapers. 

[Helobious 9481]

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I hope we get matched with them 

lol. We’re not going.

[Tex Pete 20179]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PM me your address and I’ll send you a Costco sized box of tampons and adult diapers. 

You’re quite the fucking douche. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

if the committee really wants to consider this shit ass fsu team, they can compare them to bama for the #4 spot.  texas should be clearly above both teams.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

This FSU head coach is on the Nick Siriani douche level

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You’re quite the fucking douche. 

 

 

[wood 11164]

They went undefeated playing in the same conference where this pos Louisville team went 10-2. That tells me all I need to know about FSU's undefeated record.

Edited December 3, 2023 by wood

[Tex Pete 20179]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

You called me out for some bizarre reason, bitch. 

[El Hornarino 368]

This shitty undefeated Florida St team is shittier than the 2014 version that was rolled in the semifinal.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You called me out for some bizarre reason, bitch. 

Tampon Pete! Tampon Pete!

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

The announcers describing this as a "defensive win" for FSU is fucking nauseating.

[Tex Pete 20179]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tampon Pete! Tampon Pete!

 

Follow someone else around. It’s weird. 

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

I you have 4 spots for 5 conference champions who in their right mind would want this one? 

[Izhmash 558]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You called me out for some bizarre reason, bitch. 

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tampon Pete! Tampon Pete!

 

[TexArcher 37519]

Teams that would definitely beat FSU right now:

Michigan

Washington

Texas

Georgia

Ohio State

Oregon

Penn State

ou

Mizzou

LSU

Notre Dame

Iowa

Maybe Oklahoma State and a few others, but there are 12 above, and I don't see how any of them are arguable.  FSU is abysmal right now.  Yeah, yeah, tough injury, but we lost Brooks and we can still boat race a team ranked in the teens.  

So Florida State doesn't even deserve to be in the future 12-team format, much less the current 4-team format.

Edited December 3, 2023 by TexArcher

[BigOrange1 6422]

i'm sorry, the committe has spoken and said that qb completion% is an important stat.  fsu's qb went 8/21 for 2.6 yards per attempt tonight.  they're out.  miss me with this shit.

[Chooky 13302]

Jack Plummer was spawned by a viscous fluid that dripped out of an ape's ass.

[softlynow 1783]

1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

Iowa tonight. 0 points, 155 yards. 3 TOs. More penalty yards (46) than rushing (35). 

[52-80 19096]

6 hours ago, JGrayDBU said:

 

 

If Louisville isn't the worst conference championship participant in the entire history of championship games, I don't know who is?

 

Anybody? Bueller?

It was exactly the same story when Charlie was running the show. They played nobody in their Bridgewater years. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

You dbags are in.  Won’t be close.  Likely ranked 3rd.  

[Longboard Horn 40145]

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You dbags are in.  Won’t be close.  Likely ranked 3rd.  

I sure hope you're right doc. 

[Hermanator 6944]

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You dbags are in.  Won’t be close.  Likely ranked 3rd.  

Don't worry, I'm sure venables will have you back to choking in the playoffs in no time. 

[Alien Octopus 499]

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

Jack Plummer was spawned by a viscous fluid that dripped out of an ape's ass.

I've seen apes throw shit with more accuracy and touch

[Zeus 5950]

Strength of record 55

 looked like complete dog shit

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

[msucolt45 3998]

FSU has “no beef” with us, as were #3. It’s Bama that they should direct their gate, let alone all of FSU’s metrics. Jordan Travis playing, maybe they’re 3 and we go to 4 and SEC is out!

Hook’em!!!

[USNALonghorn 5024]

That sucks, but this is proof that money matters. I don’t give a fuck what the committee claims on that topic.

[mdmost 42865]

So this game was irrelevant

[The Original Greaser Bob 2799]

Michigan must be bummed.