Game Week Thread Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

[troph 24787]

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Sark left a Jimbo level wound in these fucks. Glad we got rehabilitated Sark but when you are traumatized by Sark like they are they will never believe it.

That’s actually fair. He’s also 10 years older and like Gundy over 40.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Their signature is Oregon, LOL a team that barely beat Tech who we beat by 50.
Penix will make some plays but he will spend most of the game on his back like a mattress actress while we have our way in their backfield.

Also, Washington and Oregon both squeaked by the fighting Alex Grinch USC squad in high scoring games.  USC gets Louisville in their bowl game.  That should tell us a lot about the strength of the PAC 12 this year.  Louisville is ass.  

[FonziDelNegro 110]

Let’s fuckin go Horns Up baby Heading to New Orleans to kick some ass in the boot wish it was here at Rose Bowl but heading to NO from Cali sounds like a break to win

[EsophagealFeces 235]

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark left a Jimbo level wound in these fucks. Glad we got rehabilitated Sark but when you are traumatized by Sark like they are they will never 

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Also, Washington and Oregon both squeaked by the fighting Alex Grinch USC squad in high scoring games.  USC gets Louisville in their bowl game.  That should tell us a lot about the strength of the PAC 12 this year.  Louisville is ass.  

That isn’t going to tell us anything. Caleb Williams won’t play, and USC quit on their season after we beat them.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, EsophagealFeces said:

 

So USC and Louisville are ass vs. ass.

[Valmy77 13226]

15 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark left a Jimbo level wound in these fucks. Glad we got rehabilitated Sark but when you are traumatized by Sark like they are they will never believe it.

Sorry for leaving and give you the chance to hire Chris Petersen? Seems like a win to me.

But I am not a Washington fan. Being all butthurt about something that actually helped our program from 10 years ago seems ridiculous to me.

10 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Also, Washington and Oregon both squeaked by the fighting Alex Grinch USC squad in high scoring games.  USC gets Louisville in their bowl game.  That should tell us a lot about the strength of the PAC 12 this year.  Louisville is ass.  

What are you talking about? Who you are matched up with in the Opt Out Bowl doesn't mean shit.

Edited December 6, 2023 by Valmy77

[troph 24787]

It’s about that time @EsophagealFeces

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What are you talking about? Who you are matched up with in the Opt Out Bowl doesn't mean shit.

Well then, I deem the Pac 12 shitty just because.  

[troph 24787]

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Sorry for leaving and give you the chance to hire Chris Petersen? Seems like a win to me.

But I am not a Washington fan. Being all butthurt about something that actually helped our program from 10 years ago seems ridiculous to me.

What are you talking about? Who you are matched up with in the Opt Out Bowl doesn't mean shit.

Unless it’s the 2022 Alamo Bowl amirite?

[Valmy77 13226]

10 minutes ago, troph said:

Unless it’s the 2022 Alamo Bowl amirite?

Well yes. That specific Bowl was extremely meaningful.

[troph 24787]

Apparently we’ve gone downhill. I blame the getting old sucks thread. 

 

Edited December 6, 2023 by troph

[sith_horn 2392]

2 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

You're forgetting about Bush. I think we need to get Bush all over Penix as much as possible. Now, I know a bunch of people on this board don't like Bush and would rather trim his role, but I'm sure there's some here that still like Bush.

That's a very hirsute point shaggy members are likely to settle upon with enthusiasm and vigor.

[DanTheHorn 4922]

15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Sorry for leaving and give you the chance to hire Chris Petersen? Seems like a win to me.

Just making an observation since it seems like it hurts them having to remember the years they had to go through with Sark ala Herman for us. Unlike those idiots if Herman ever goes 12-1 at a top notch program and is in the final 4 we are going to wonder what the fuck is he doing different. Then we are going to move on to a discussion of the things we know he does well and how our team would counter act it. They on the other hand insist he is the same guy and somehow here by luck. 

[Darth Tron 1122]

This Mouthshit person seems to be a respected individual in their culture.  

They appear to eagerly await his fantastical reports of strange sights and tales from foreign lands.

Like Marco Polo and shit.

[EsophagealFeces 235]

6 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

This Mouthshit person seems to be a respected individual in their culture.  

They appear to eagerly await his fantastical reports of strange sights and tales from foreign lands.

Like Marco Polo and shit.

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Just making an observation since it seems like it hurts them having to remember the years they had to go through with Sark ala Herman for us. Unlike those idiots if Herman ever goes 12-1 at a top notch program and is in the final 4 we are going to wonder what the fuck is he doing different. Then we are going to move on to a discussion of the things we know he does well and how our team would counter act it. They on the other hand insist he is the same guy and somehow here by luck. 

Even when he was fired I wasn't enraged or traumatized by Tom Herman. If Florida Atlantic goes 13-0 and is AAC Champion, good for him.

The difference is all of our coaches were fired, none of them fled to take a better job (well...I guess technically Shaka Smart did because he totally wasn't about to be fired for losing to Abilene Christian). Maybe if Tom Herman had been hired away by OU or something I might be mad. But I doubt it. Especially if we then went on to beat him in a game where he was fired from OU a few days later. That would be hilarious.

Also Sark did this once:

So anybody who hates him is a horrible person by default. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I wouldn't necessarily expect you to get the aggy subtext in my comment. But just so we're clear, your preference is to stand in the middle of a circle jerk holding sourdough toast? I prefer butter on my toast, but you do you.

 

Are you sure you're not an aggy. You sure do talk like one. We all watched the SEC CG. Bama would be lucky to stay within a score of Texas. RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!!!!!

Probably lives in Tacoma 

[Valmy77 13226]

7 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

I don't. But I have engaged with you here and you never bothered responding. How boring.

Edited December 6, 2023 by Valmy77

[Darth Tron 1122]

2 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

Just going off the screenshots in this thread, chief.  Don’t have the time/inclination/give a fuck to bother scoping out whatever internet hovel you crawled out of.  
 

All I know is you’re shitting up our thread with sophomoric insults and then going back to brag to your jerkoff friends about how sensitive we are, evidently missing the numerous hints and outright declarations that while shit talking is encouraged here your particular brand is abrasive and off putting.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

9 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sure seems like a lot of you dildos lurk over there, but @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be the only one with enough balls to participate.

Yet you’re the one over here. What’s it like being on a message board from the windows 95 era? I know it’s pac 12 land and no one gives a fuck about y’all but you could at least get into the 2000’s out least with basic stuff like a team message board.

[EsophagealFeces 235]

4 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Just going off the screenshots in this thread, chief.  Don’t have the time/inclination/give a fuck to bother scoping out whatever internet hovel you crawled out of.  
 

All I know is you’re shitting up our thread with sophomoric insults and then going back to brag to your jerkoff friends about how sensitive we are, evidently missing the numerous hints and outright declarations that while shit talking is encouraged here your particular brand is abrasive and off putting.

Sorry to put off your delicate sensibilities. I expected better from the remnants of Shaggy Bevo. In honor of SB, I bid you all eat a bag of dicks, and I hope you die in a fire.

[ztejas 43419]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

We called for his head after Oklahoma State.

[texifornia 56941]

6 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sorry to put off your delicate sensibilities. I expected better from the remnants of Shaggy Bevo. In honor of SB, I bid you all eat a bag of dicks, and I hope you die in a fire.

@THUJONE would probably be the first to say if you come here ripping off slurs and generally being a shitheel, then, bye. Otherwise, we don't really care. You've been 70% alright, definitely an upgrade over the Georgia fucksticks.

[Valmy77 13226]

7 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sorry to put off your delicate sensibilities. I expected better from the remnants of Shaggy Bevo. In honor of SB, I bid you all eat a bag of dicks, and I hope you die in a fire.

I would say I expected better of you, but I have no idea who the fuck you are. Nor do I care.

See ya.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

You've been 70% alright, definitely an upgrade over the Georgia fucksticks.

Well that's true. He had that going for him.

[Dbeasy 15048]

What’s the latest neg level to ban someone. I may just do it myself. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

1 hour ago, troph said:

Apparently we’ve gone downhill. I blame the getting old sucks thread. 

 

He's not wrong. Surly was more fun with dick cartoons.

[Valmy77 13226]

Well maybe HE has gone downhill and was more fun with dick cartoons.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

We’ve gone downhill because we have homosexual posters? Interesting 

[mwaadeeb 1210]

37 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

Sorry to put off your delicate sensibilities. I expected better from the remnants of Shaggy Bevo. In honor of SB, I bid you all eat a bag of dicks, and I hope you die in a fire.

You're trash, dude, get lost.

Send somebody else.

[Beau Vine 54215]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I’ve had it with all these homosexuals blowing their loads on me whenever I “unknowingly” step into the middle of a circle jerk!

Don't forget your sourdough!

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’ve gone downhill because we have homosexual posters? Interesting 

They don't have gays in Seattle.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

They don't have gays in Seattle.

Plenty of shit on the streets though. Can certainly see how it could find its way in to one’s esophagus.

[USC_TMB 405]

I want to wish y’all the best of luck in the playoffs, been out of the loop with family crap. Beat the living crap out of everyone, like they said in Major League…

[Beau Vine 54215]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Just making an observation since it seems like it hurts them having to remember the years they had to go through with Sark ala Herman for us.

You're not considering the Tyrone Willingham years.  

 

[Rimbo 25921]

4 hours ago, EsophagealFeces said:

The sad part is that I don’t know if this is a weak attempt at trolling, or if you’re one of the many sub room temp IQ Texas fans I’ve heard so much about.

[Dark Horse 2280]

Start a hate thread and leave this for the game discussion. 

[Steel Shank 9424]

I want to wish y’all the best of luck in the playoffs, been out of the loop with family crap. Beat the living crap out of everyone, like they said in Major League…

aight

[Steel Shank 9424]

We’ve gone downhill because we have homosexual posters? Interesting 

I’m going down all right……

…..down on the muffin.

[ousux 5597]

He's aggy.
Checks every box.

I thought there was a whiff of sheep dung in this thread.

[ousux 5597]

He doesn’t appear to be here for the purpose of engaging in semi-intelligent football discussion.

He confused us for that other school that uses Texas in their name..Agricultural & Maintenace

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2943]

[Neonmoon 38129]

Rainbow Mafia? Do we get matching jackets? 

[Sundodger 66]

On 12/3/2023 at 1:56 PM, Wishbone said:

We have nearly a month to get healthy, game plan and scheme for 1 game. I realize Washington does too, but I think that favors us over them.

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

[hornian 5217]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Rainbow Mafia? Do we get matching jackets? 

Sometimes a doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2943]

3 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

[Hmbre97 6308]

6 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2943]

Since we’re doing shitty hot takes tonight…I think we crush Washington. I watched them play USC, Arizona State, Washington State, and Stanford. They looked slow as fuck on defense and light in the trenches. 
 

Something like 51-24 seems about right.

[Sundodger 66]

4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

True fact.  Enjoy those coaches that failed at Washington.

[Valmy77 13226]

15 minutes ago, Sundodger said:

Washington coaching staff >>>>>> Texas coaching staff.  It isn’t close.   

Well fucking good for Washington's coaching staff.

[Horn Dogg 3897]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Since we’re doing shitty hot takes tonight…I think we crush Washington. I watched them play USC, Arizona State, Washington State, and Stanford. They looked slow as fuck on defense and light in the trenches. 
 

Something like 51-24 seems about right.

According to aggy the BOMC made sure we had an easy matchup for the first round.